Will You Accept This Rose?

Professional Rascals Jim Jefferies and Wells Adams join Arden and the production team to discuss the tight boring delivery of Zach's season of the Bachelor. NO SEX! 69 RACES!! LATE IN LIFE WITCHES!! - Arden loves Brooklyn's SASS!!! - Jim would open with telling all of the women that he is for sure going to have sex with three of them! -Wells thought Zach did the wife race WAY too hard! All that pl...

Superstars Lance Bass, Michael Turchin and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down a very COVID-y episode of The Bachelor! CORGIES!!! TAMPONS!!! MARIJUANA! - Arden thinks that dry humping is VERY underrated! - Lance says Zach is handsome in a superman kind of way! - Gareth thinks Zach is a NARC! - Michael is terrified that Lance is trying to smother him in his sleep! All t...

Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Margaret Josephs and Joe Benigno join Arden for a star studded rookie episode of the WYATR! Sun Block! Arm Swings! Tommy Bahamas! - Arden thinks Zach needs a Kate Middleton! - Margaret thinks Zach is either 75 or 8! - Joe can’t believe Arden wore a jumpsuit on her first dates! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

The Secretary of State and Jacquis are BACK to chat about the KISSING BANDIT that is ZACH! I WANTED THAT ROSE!!! I HAD A ONE ON ONE!!!!!!! I AM SHOCKED!!!!!! - Arden wants Ali to become a CHAMPION!! - Paget can't believe he believe he is the first Bachelor to not have rib tattoos! - Jacquis wants Christina Mandrell to flip him like a tire! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES...

Arden and Dr. Banana are joined by Paget Brewster, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Michael Hitchcock and Mike Carrozza for a LIVE show of our dreams!!! They talk about the current hot mess of a season, Mike C rants about the Pizza=praneur and Games with the audience are played! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Facebook follow us on iTunes! EMAIL US!!...

Two hard hitting newcomers Michael Hitchcock (Christopher Guest movies) and Shantira Jackson (Big Mouth) join Arden, her friend Whiteny and the production team to break down episode two of Zach's season! Bad Bitch Energy! Money Guns! Peanut butter Kisses! - Arden thinks Zach has kissed more women than any Bachelor ever! - Shantira wants these gals to get their BAGS! - Michael think that Valtrax sh...

Dracula and Jacquis join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season premiere of Zach's season of the Bachelor! Potatoes on Tooth Picks! Boyfriend Weens! Bus Orgies! - Arden needs to know who is more boring Zach or Claytaur! - Dracula wants women to temper their expectations of his anaconda! - Jacquis talks about the ultimate job to be hit on by middle aged white women! All that plus......

Dracula, Jacquis and Whitney join Arden and the production team to discuss the ladies of Zach's season 2023! Porcelain dolls! Arizona dreamin'! Sister moms! - Arden asks the guys about Instagram sexy vs real life sexy! - Dracula rented out the Plaza for a month for his future valentine! - Jacquis went on the Covid Cruise ship and it was HORNYYYYYY! - Whitney is a WOMAN OF THE CLOTH! See omnystudio...

Dr. Banana and a  very rassssspy  Arden talk the LATEST BACHELOR GOSSIP, and give you all the deets about their upcoming live show! Get your tickets nowwwwwwww!!!!!!! BUY TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE: IN-PERSON TICKETS AT DYNASTY TYPEWRITER IN LOS ANGELES TICKETS FOR LIVE STREAM WITH MOMENT HOUSE WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Facebook follow us o...

Jim Jefferies and Kate Micucci join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor in Paradise! Greg Grippo! Matching Tattoos! Twin Boy Men! - Arden wants to go to the live finale with Jim! - Jim thinks that Arden calls him a Shit Bag! - Kate changes her pick from Michael to Andrew! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the SOBBBBBBBING OF THE BEACH!! - Arden wants to be a human Churro! - Brendan had a life crises over the 90's Sadie Hawkins! - Whitney thinks Encee needed to play it COOL! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden gives all the info needed for you to join Arden's Birthday Bachelorette LIVE/ LIVESTREAM SHOW!  Arden will be the Birthday Bachelorette with podcast favorites Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds, Bryan Safi, Jacquis Neal, Erin Foley, Steve Hytner and Miles Gray compete for Arden's heart! Get your tickets NOW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Lynn Rajskub and Bill Kunstler join Arden and the Production team to discuss drama camp tears AKA Bachelor in Paradise! Gummy Bears! Defending Logan! Lady Lovers! - Arden and the rest of the team would have to take on Thor as their lovers on the show! -Mary Lynn thinks Kate should have kept on Logan as a TikTok boyfriend! - Bill thinks Aaron and Gen can make it through their misommunatactions...

Arden's bro Alarik and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the production team to break down BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Pirate shirts! Fronting Thor! Rambo's Return! - Arden was not into Eliza asking Rodney to set down an ultimatum! - Lori points out that SID MURDERED NANCY! - Alarik is afraid of Kate and her directness! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk the BEST TV SHOW ON EARTH!!!! The Shanedo! Tears for a Lyft Driver! Bad Massages! - Arden is proudly showing off her new Cookie Monster coat! - Brendan thinks no man is worth it ever on earth! - Whitney has impure thoughts about the Pizza-praneur! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!  See omnystudio.com/listener...

OH MY GOD HERE IT IS!!!  Arden and Dr. Banana hit the BIG APPLE for a live podcast at Union Hall with Bachelor Royalty Ashley I, Grocery Store Joe and Serena! Plus Arden's brother Alarik, crashing a wedding, Arden's suitor and HOMETOWNS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WYATR CAPTAIN Doug Benson joins Arden and the Production team to talk BIPPPPP! COCK BLOCKS! TANTRIC YOGA! WEEPING OVER CRYSTALS! - Arden thinks Jill needs to have MORE game when they break them up! -Doug thinks Michael looked like he worked at a comic book store back in the day! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of The Year Rob Benedict and Dracula join Arden and the production team to talk BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Claytaur! Brotaur! Fathtaur! - Arden would NEVER fart in front of someone she is dating! - Gareth tells the gang all about his modelling and pageant career! - Rob talks about getting shit on by his cat! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Erin Foley and Roz Hernandez join Arden and the production team to talk the fun sexy mess that is BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Horny Suitcases! Tribal Tattoos! Weepy Harvard Grads! - Arden is HERE for the Bromance of James and Aaron! - Erin thinks that Victoria F must have the worst personality in the world! - Roz says that it's none of here business but she is HERE for the underboob! All that plus.........

Bryan Safi joins Arden and the Production Team to break down the first episode of BACHELOR IN PARADISE!!!!! ZADDIES! OLD SOULS! LOOOOOOSE! -Arden is going to bring her suitor to hometowns! -Bryan is ready to be Arden's stepfather Kisle! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to break down the WORST FINALE OF ALL TIME (SINCE THE LAST WORST FINALE!) DRINKING GAMES! TRULY! DIFFICULT! - Arden loved seeing Misty from Yellowjackets in the audience! - Brendan offered another concert and camping opportunity for Gabby! - Whitney thinks therapy takes longer! BUY tickets to our New York LIVE SHOW here: h...

Arden and Dr. Banana announce WYATR's first ever east coast live show! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!! THEY WILL SELL OUT! ONLY $20!!! BUY tickets to our New York LIVE SHOW here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/arden-myrins-will-you-accept-this-rose-live-podcast-tickets-423435666477   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OG Goddess Erin Foley joins Arden and the Production Team to break down the 7 hour marathon that was part one of the GABBY and RACHEL BACHELORETTE FINALE! Sabotaging Friends! Mermaid Skirts! Papa Tony! - Arden is on a mission to get HPV!- Erin wants everyone to high five lesbians on the street! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk join Arden and the production team to break down night two of the FANTASY SUITES! The Ick Factor! Diarrhea Syndrome! High Pitched Voices! - Arden thinks Rachel people pleased her way into bad behavior! - Kara thinks Jason is a serial killer! - Liza is looking for a little nudge to date! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Jim Jeffries, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to break down ROUND ONE of Fantasy Suites! Black bar bikinis! Too many I Love Yous! Insightful horses! - Arden hates to admit that she does see Ear-Aches point? - Jim is ready to go on tour with Arden as The Ding and Dong Comedy Duo! - Rob had Jim's rose but then tried too hard! - Doug says as long as you are not called 10 Miles of Di...