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Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Bachelor Silverlake Producer Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SCOTLAND episode of Grant's Bach season!  Kilts! Eyebrows! 1880's bows!! - Arden has a soft spot for Jesse Palmer! - Rob hopes Juliana's eyebrows make it to the finals! - Brendan thinks the Mormon church may throw a wrench in the plans of Grant! All that plus.....

Mary Lynn Rajskub and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down the MADRID episode of Grant's season!!  Matadoras! Soaking wet Bengee!!  I'M A GIVER!!! - Arden thinks you shouldn't tell everything that is wrong with you right out of the gate! - Mary Lynn is the new Podcast Temptress! - Doug would like to know that a woman can flip him! All that plus........POST OF...

Smith Sister Superstar Rachel Smith and comedian Paul Danke join Arden and the production team to talk about episode 3 of Grant's season!  Off camera chaos!  Lisa Vanderpump! It was BAILEY wasn't it?????!! - Arden learns she is a "forward eater"! - Rachel thinks Grant should not rely on income from "Party Girl" alone! - Paul breaks down what a man is thinking! All that plus.......

Arden and Dr. B.do a very special LIVE episode from the Gateway Theater at San Francisco Sketchfest! They are joined by Jerry Trainor, Kate Micucci, Doug Benson and the Sklar Brothers! Star Sightings! Kato Kalin! Boy in the Bubble! - Arden thinks Grant is funny without a prompter! - Jerry catches Arden in her Bachelor run and jump! - Doug wants to do Magic and scream "I GOT YOUR ASS!!!" - Jason fi...

Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down episode two of Grant's season! Dry Humping!  Going to Da MALLLL!  Teary influencers! - Arden LOVEEEEEEEES the mall but wants the Cinderella date for Alexe! - Jacquis wants Carolina to give him a call if it doesn't work out with Grant! - Shaun is ready and willing to fill in for Lauren Lapkus if and when she moves away! All...

Bachelor Silverlake EP Brendan Smith and our friend Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST BACHELOR PREMIERE OF ALL TIME!  T-shirt cannons! Bottle Service!  Linda the Llama! - Arden thinks Grant is the GOAT BACHELOR! - Brendan has been firing concert tees from Observatory on Bach Silverlake! - Whitney thinks Arden should ORDER THE SCALLOPS! All that plus......

WYATR is BACK baybayyyy!  Arden and the Production Team are joined by Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Jacquis Neal to pick the 2025 Bachelor Season Draft picks!! Sus Careers! Pumpkin Spice enthusiasts!  A bevy of Jo Bros lovers! - Arden thinks the Bachelor Bio writer is hanging on by a thread! - Paget thinks there are a lot of ladies who want to be influencers! - Jacquis thinks Grant wil...

A mini pod check in with Arden and Dr. Banana! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down the season finale of Joan's season of the Bachelorette!   David Koresch Glasses!   Replacement Daddy's! Hakeem! - Arden does not want to hear someone say they are unlovable if they just had two people declare their love! - Jacquis can only count to date TWO! - Rachel comes in the with the TEA about Zaddies Jordan and Ma...

Mary Lynn Rajskub joins Arden and the production team to break down the NICEST MEN TELL ALL EVER!! Strip Clubs! Bengal Vortex's!  Hair dye! - Arden thinks Pascal's son is auditioning for Junior Bachelor! - Mary Lynn is now thinking of dating older dudes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the NON-FANTASY suites of Golden Bachelorette!  Pascal being extra French! Cocks!  No sex!!!!! - Arden thinks Joan did not want to get at it with Guy so she called the whole thing off! - Jacquis was HERE for the horny cruise ship! - Mikie thinks Joan does not bone! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Robby BB and Arden's platonic life partner are BACK to talk about Joan's HOMETOWNS!! Pascal going dowwwwnnnnn! Rosie the cat! Funeral Dates!! - Arden thinks that Guy's sister is Melissa Leo! - Erin make phone calls as one of Pascal's four penises! - Rob thinks that they played cornhole OVER the body!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor franchise SUPERSTAR Wells Adams and the podcast captain Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to discuss week five of Joan's season!  Talking Animals!  Pascal at a bowling alley!  Chock comin' in HOT! - Arden and Wells think she wants to bang Pascal! - Wells can't compete with Snow White! - Doug wants to flush Arden's bird fountain! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/li...

It's a LIVE episode from New York City with ENGAGED Bachelorette starts Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, Jerry Trainor, Jacquis Neal, Seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos, Jessica Kelley, Dr. Banana and Arden's bro Alarik!  Engaged suitors!  Dancing Chaos! Bachelorette inside info and hot takes on the Golden Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Jefferies is BACK!!!!! And he joins Arden, Katie and our friend Whitney to talk about episode 4 of Joan's season. Chock a Doodle Do! Awkward Ice Skating! REO Speedwagon! - Arden thinks Keith gave her the ick when he double stripped! -Jim wants there to be a Golden GOLDEN Bachelorette! - Whitney wants Joan's cupcakes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Seth Herzog joins Arden and Dr. B to break down episode three of the Golden Bachelorette!   Picture Frames! Sea Shanties! HAWKS! - Arden wants to get a tattoo of three Swedish Meatballs in her cleavage! - Seth thinks Keith is no Jacob Elordi! - Dr. B is convinced the three of them have the same dad! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza joins Arden and the Production Team to talk about episode two of the GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!  Sunshine and Goldie!  Cannonballs! Pascal's Beautiful Laundrette! - Arden wants to watch a Big Brother show with Jack, Gary, Pascal and Charles! - Mike is OBSESSED with Jack!!!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!!  Chock O'Noodle Soup!  Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents!   - Arden wants an HGTV show with Jack and Charles!!! - Miles is WOWED by Jack's TAG on this jacket!!! - Mikey's golden friend is coming in with the HOT TAKES! - Whitney SOBBED like a baby at...

Sorry for the delay! Here’s a little dispatch from South Carolina from Arden’s hotel room. Full podcast will be up this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding!  Whistling!  Football!! - Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!! - Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football! - Jacquis just can not get behind a guy named CHOCK! - Whitney de...

The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!!  Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem! - Arden fell for Devin's BULLSHIT! - Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!! - Doug thought Devin was a character in a Neil Simon play! All that plus........TWEET OF T...

A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE!  Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room!  Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis! - Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date! - Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date...

Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants! - Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win! - Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy! - Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE!  AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements!  Dry humping on pillows at the mall! - Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing! - Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera! - Mike was fascinated to watch Sam short circuit when one too many qu...

Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys!  Plaid crop tops!  Touchy Mullets! Oversharing! - Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler! - Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get him in there! - Maggie was excited for Anna's br...