Will You Accept This Rose?

Paget, Lauren, Nikki and Alexis join Arden and Erin live from Austin at the Moontower Comedy festival! Queso! Laser Cats! Seth Vatt! - Arden wants you to hide your cookies cuz she's ready to lick 'em! - Erin rightfully kept wowing the Texas crowds by bringing it back to the Lord's Work aka "Shit Nest"! - Paget flexes her acting chops in her most challenging role yet as "Daniel the Canadian Horndog...

Arden's BFF and Secretary of State Paget Brewster joins Arden and Erin to discuss the disaster that was After the Final Rose! Southwest Middle Seats! Banjo-ing Bowties! Bleachable Moments! - Arden is the official Chief Eunuch Inspector!!! - Paget busts out her gorilla/ seal impression! - Erin is out of her penalty box and RARING TO GO! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastn...

WYATR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Debby Ryan and Rob join Arden and Erin to discuss the MOST INSANE THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION EVER RECORDED!!!!!!! Side-eye Alpacas! Faces on Faces! Chris Harrison UNCUT!!! - Arden wants to Air-B-N-B Arie's condo in Scottsdale just to feel alive! - Debby is discovers her BEST TALENT YET- NEIL LANE IMPERSONATOR!!!! - Erin wants to get another face to put on top of her five ot...

Debby, Rob and Bryan join Arden to discuss the "I Love You" fantasma that was FANTASY SUITES!!! Dolphin Sex! Pooping in a sand hole! Ro$$!!!!  -Arden is getting out her best Dream Catcher/ dead bird earrings! -Debby thinks Kendall likes taxidermy is because they forever hold eye contact! -Bryan knows Chris Harrison is double parked outside! -Rob has a special delivery for Estelle Getty!   All that...

Bryan, Alexis and Jasmine join Arden to discuss 78 hours of television! Bachelor Winter Games! After the Games! After AFTER the games! Women tell All! Meatballs tell All! Cyring Virgins!! AND horny Pier One Managers! - Arden is PISSED that Ashley I didn't BONE ZONE and tell! - Bryan thought Clare's proposal speech was her audition to be on This is Us! - Alexis is on a high from her Halo Ice Cream...

Alexis, Jasmine and Rob join Arden to discuss the hottest show in the snow BACHELOR WINTER GAMES! Weeping Virgins! Kiwis! Yuki!!!! - Arden tests out all of her terrible accents before becoming obsessed with the Jacooooooosi! - Alexis and Arden move on top of the Hollywood sign with Pilgrim Nicky Cage! - Jasmine thinks Clare should have given stage five clinger a CHANCE! - Rob offers the ladies lot...

Fortune joins Arden and Erin to discuss the magical vanilla festival that was HOMETOWN DATES! So many white people, so little time. Scary Brothers! Uncle Gary! Carved ducks! - Arden wants to make a lady out of 3D printer! - Fortune discovers she is from a booming metropolis! - Erin wants to run away with Kendall! - Anna affirms that you should BEWARE OF encouraging your kids too much! - Katie's bo...

Bryan joins Arden to discuss the magical shitshow that is the Bachelor Winter Games ! Horny French Canadians! Xenophobia! The Meatball finds love!!! DEAN DEAN DEAN!!!  - Arden and Bryan dance to Gloria Estefan for 17 1/2 minutes! - Bryan plots his own (slow) death! - Anna cringes as Ben Higgens (aka Bryan) baby talks! - Samee is HORRIFIED!!!!!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihear...

Kyle Dunningan ( Inside Amy Schumer) joins Arden and Erin to discuss a vanilla horndog's tour through Tuscany! Ugly champagne flutes! Mascara Tears! I love that!   - Arden wants to run away with Guilio the Truffle Hunter for a life of pasta, puppies and making sweet amore! - Erin thinks "That's So Italian." made her want to jump off of a bridge! - Kyle is busy- he is talking to Mother. All that pl...

Debby Ryan (Suite Life on Deck) and Rob join Arden to discuss Debby's foray into watching her FIRST SEASON EVER of The Bachelor!  Male espadrilles! People missing on Weed Farms! Feather Eyelashes! -Arden thinks the only thing less sexy than a male magician is Arie lip-syncing in a top hat! - Debby digs deep on Bekah's Instagram! - Rob is convinced Lauren B's hair was closing like a veil around her...

Arden and Erin break down a VERY MYSTERIOUS episode of the Bachelor! Glitter Bombs! Frogging! Horny Bowling Seniors! Arden is NOT hiding in her room- she is INVESTING IN HERSELF! Erin is ready to put a ring on it with sexy future serial killer Kendall! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah joins Arden on the set to discuss one of the creepiest things that has ever happened in the woods- LANCO! Horny dudes in Cardigans! Glam-shaming!!! -Arden thinks Arie speaks like a caveman "Water is awesome." -Sarah is the only person on earth to actually know one Lanco so Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Lauren Lapkus ( Crashing)  and Bryan Safi ( Throwing Shade) j oin Arden and Erin to discuss 2 hours of the the WORLD'S GROSSEST KISSING FESTIVAL!!!  Traumatic Experiences! Huskies! Meatball Beds!!   - Arden wants to give an Oscar to the editing of the puppy flashback! - Erin wants the lady Gorgeous Ladies of Bachelor (Wrestling!) to go do B-Roll footage! - Bryan is ready to leave his man for Giuli...

Arden and Erin do a special slumber party episode of WYATR from Arden's house! The gals discuss Winger Dingers! Dating Tips! Angry Meatballs!   - Arden captures Erin under her new Dental Cape blanket! - Erin explains why Arie grew two inches when he found out what makes Chelsea so "Mysterious"! All this plus.......TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetw...

Arden, Erin and Rob are BACK for an all new season of Will You Accept This Rose?!!! Let the Tsunami of Poon begin! Single Mom Lip Injections Villains! Salt and Pepper monosyllabic Realtors! Tiny Wieners!!!! - Arden is impressed that they found the ONE asshat in Maine! - Rob thinks sexy masks are better left ON! - Erin is ready to put on a ring on Pineapple Safeword!  All that and Anna helps us pic...

Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette!  Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters! - Arden CAN'T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily's pants! -  Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef's heart- thumping letter writing! - Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can't!...

Paget's Rival Lori and Arden head to Prague circa 2012 and watch the 2018 Bachelor Arie tongue kiss single mom Emily Maynard all over various canals.  Michael Jackson Puppets! Bad Bachelor Promos! More bootcut jeans! -Arden talks about how a hero had to help out with her skincare! -Lori is torn between her love of Dean and 2012 Jef! - Single dad/ hothead Doug goes for one of the worst kisses in Ba...

Arden is joined by Paget's rival Lori as they continue their search to find out who the F*%# the new Bachelor Arie is. This week the ladies time travel back to 2012 and review episodes 4-6 of Emily Maynard's season and discover,  West Virginia Hood Rats! Men in Tank Tops! Men in Tank Tops on Donkeys! Donkeys in Tank Tops on Men! - Arden is wowed by Arie's sensual wall kissing stylings! - Lori want...

 Paget's Rival Lori joins Arden hop in a time machine to 2012 to plow through the first three episodes of Emily Maynard's season of  The Bachelorette  to investigate who the heck this new Bachelor is!!!  Boot cut jeans! Fauxhawks! Bedazzled denim! -Arden can't believe the franchise dipped back to when Blackberries were on to find their new suitor! - Lori is STILL ready to run away with Dean! - Chr...

Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner join Arden to close up the beach for the season!  Peanut Butter! Booty shots! Virgins!! -  Arden doesn't know why none of the girls climbed over the bar to hump Wells! -  Ralph thinks Amanda's new book is called "How to See Your Kids For 2 Months A Year!" - Hytner discovers his new safe word is "SKY-BIRD!" - Janet Myrin thinks Dean should be hooking up with a girl in...

Comedian Billy Wayne Davis joins Arden and Erin to discuss the finale of Bachelor In Paradise!  Scallops return to the sea! Malnourished horny Canadians! Two Texas Instruments Calculators mate and get BETROTHED! - Arden wants Raven and Adam and Adam Jr. to run off into the sunset! - Erin thinks Kristina is now wearing a turban and ready to destroy Dean! - Billy Wayne is convinced that Raven is goi...

Fortune Feimster (Mindy Project) joins Arden and Erin to discuss the WRATH OF THE TWINS! Bi-Sexuals! Nose Rings! and Serial Killers! - Arden's mom Janet Myrin (of Little Compton Real Estate) put a HEX on the Twins! - Fortune is obsessed with Derek's EXPLOSION at Taylor this season! - Erin thinks DLO is a misunderstood GENIUS! All this plus............. TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about yo...

Paget (Arden's BFF) & Rob (WYATR 2017 Bachelor of the Year) join Arden and Erin in a in HOT BOX SAUNA of a comic book store to recap the latest Sexploits South of the Border!   Male Jeggings! Dick Flicks! Thruples!  -  Arden becomes delirious and makes everyone show her their underwear! - Erin channels Christina and explains what "Karma's A Bitch!" means in Russia! - Rob channels Dean's Dad an...

Rob and Bachelorette Contestant Alex join Arden for an afternoon discussing Jack Stone Serial Killer! Scallop Fingers! Tiny hands on Tickle Monsters!  - Arden is delighted the Russian Falcon AND the Canadian Eagle have landed! - Rob wants Dean's "scraps"! -Alex dresses to impress with his hair in FULL FALCON and a head-to-toe FALCON suit! - Anna and Alex are now BFFs!!!!!! All this plus..............

Steve, Janet, Sheryle and Mittens join Arden in a  very special  hometown dispatch from the Myrin family Dan. Ben Z talks about his dog! Lacey keeps crying! Diggy gets creepy! PLUS WELLS AND DANIELLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!! -  Arden loses her shit over the missing cocktail sauce post memorial lunch! -  Janet is ready to get lost in Dean's blue eyes! -   Steve is worried that the Myrin ladies are going to...