Will and Matt

Will and Matt test their friendship by forcing each other to watch Alienator ! What more could you want from an alien invasion? Backwoods tropes? Check. A body building cyborg alien thing? CHECK! Ed Wood inspired cinematography? By accident? Check! Plus Will and Matt discuss Cephlon-7! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ALIENATOR dir. Fred Olen Ray starring: Jan-Michael Vincent; Ross Hagen; Teaga...

We may never know the answer to "what's cooler than being cool", but we do know it isn't this "not an action movie", Cool As Ice . The worst part is? Vanilla Ice ( TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze ) is honestly not even the worst thing about it.  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! COOL AS ICE dir. David Kellogg starring: Vanilla Ice; Kristin Minter; Michael Gross

Boldly going to the future to see the film that even the fans are like "nope!"  Highlander 2: The Quickening has everything you could possibly love... a Scottish Spaniard Alien, hoverboards, hooking up in the street when one is aroused by electrical currents... I'm sorry what? Did you say you wanted a runaway train? Have no fear. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! HIGHLANDER 2: THE...

Action legend Cynthia Rothrock proves that she is in fact undefeatable against all odds: a serial killer with kung fu kicks, a 90's greaser gang from West Side Story , forced education, and MORE! (Meanwhile, Will and Matt visit the toy shop!) *This film does contain a TW* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! UNDEFEATABLE dir. Godfrey Ho starring: Cynthia Rothrock; Don Niam; John Miller

Sometimes the third in a series has nothing to teach us... but Beverly Hills Cop 3 might be the exception: guns with microwaves and fax machines, world famous directors not knowing how lines work, and how you can still land a job as a trash human!  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BEVERLY HILLS COP 3 dir. John Landis starring: Eddie Murphy; Judge Reinhold; Bronson Pinchot

We're venturing back to action with a few of our favorite things about action: Andy Sidaris, remote control vehicles, weird radio station workplace situations. Join us as we discuss  Fit To Kill ! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! FIT TO KILL dir. Andy Sidaris starring: Dona Speir; Roberta Vasquez; Julie Strain

Buffy The Vampire Slayer may have immortal legends such as Swanson, Perry, Hauer, Sutherland, and Reubens, but is it possible for a vampire film to just suck? Listen as Will and Matt sink their teeth into floating vampires, angry bikers spreading rumors, and high school basketball. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER dir. Fran Rubel Kuzul starring: Kristy Swanson; Donald S...

Having trouble tracking down the paranormal noir comedy Thou Shalt Not Swear ? No worries... Will and Matt are here to discuss the whole thing: Pavlov's dog, black market surgery, and plant men! Bonus Introduction includes a verse for an unreleased platinum hit! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR dir. Wellson Chin starring: Ching Wan Lau; Michael Man-Kin Chow; Ming-Chen...

What do Rutger Hauer ( Blade Runner ), Mimi Rogers ( Bosch ) , and Joan Chen ( Twin Peaks ) have in common? They were all in this straight to TV action scifi film turned road trip movie with antics... Wedlock .  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! WEDLOCK dir. Lewis Teague starring: Rutger Hauer; Mimi Rogers; Joan Chen

New year, new you... this year Will and Matt vow to agree that some "Seagals" should not be allowed to soar... as made evident from  On Deadly Ground ! Steven Seagal is a double threat as he isn't just not able to act in front of the camera, but in his directorial debut, he proves he's good at not being able to do other things as well! (Also inexplicably starring an amazing arr...

What do James Bond, Passenger 57, Shang Tsung, and Mr. White have in common? They all starred in this 1993 [not] action film, based on the novel from Jurassic Park author, Michael Crichton. With that many people involved... it couldn't be boring... could it? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! RISING SUN dir. Philip Kaufman starring: Sean Connery; Wesley Snipes; Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

Sometimes you just shouldn't let a Seagal soar. Will and Matt discuss the confusing "buddy-cop" action comedy starring one of the Wayans Brothers, Steven Seagal, and Brian Cox doing accents all in an attempt to muddle Stephen Tobolowsky's five minute masterclass of acting.  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! (and Seagal) GLIMMER MAN dir. John Gray starring: Steven Seagal; Keene...

Two cool dudes talking about cool stuff have reached the peak of cool... Pierce Brosnan driving through volcanoes! Join Will and Matt as they discuss public panic, Linda Hamilton, and the Brosnan Plateau!  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!!! DANTE'S PEAK dir. Roger Donaldson starring: Pierce Brosnan; Linda Hamilton; Charles Hallahan

Does anyone get more excited to watch a Gary Daniels action movie than Will & Matt? Nope! Canada, costumes, and martial arts walk tall in this episode on the 1996 classic Hawk's Vengeance about a man above the law, introducing a highly underrated character villain archetype that deserved its own sequel.  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! HAWK'S VENGEANCE dir. Marc F. Voizard starrin...

In 1997, the world was wild... written by one of the six writers that brought us White Chicks (Keenan Ivory Wayans), and starring The Jon Voight ( Anaconda ), comes Most Wanted ! Dog food bombs, brand new accents, and doctors without motivations! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MOST WANTED dir. David Hogan starring: Keenan Ivory Wayans; Jon Voight; Eric Roberts

Before the huge Marvel Cinematic Universe took over our movie houses, there was another universe that took over our TV-sets... the Pyun-iverse! Where the budgets are low and all are welcome! Tune in as Will and Matt discuss the 1997 Pyun masterpiece, Mean Guns , starring rapper Ice-T and Highlander Christopher Lambert! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MEAN GUNS dir. Albert Pyun starring: Christo...

An annoying brat from Jersey gets pantsed at a kickboxing championship and goes on a quest to sneak Playboys into temples, insult all non-whites, and never... stops... singing... Summertime Blues...  for the love of god, can Will and Matt ever get that song out of my head? I doubt it. If you don't have an opinion about that song... give a listen to Will and Matt's as they discuss this hi...

Famed classic firefighting film starring the world's most Baldwin... William... directed by none other than Ron Howard! A film too good to be on our podcast and yet... here we are to discuss chickens, Bruce Hornsby, and the tops of firetrucks as spots for making babies! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! BACKDRAFT dir. Ron Howard starring: William Baldwin; Kurt Russell; Jennifer Jason Leigh

First we watched Universal Soldier and then we watched Universal Soldier Day of Reckoning (number four in the series), so why not visit the made for TV sequel to the sequel... straight from Canada and starring Matt Bataglia's very best cardboard like acting!! Burt Reynolds also appears... with an accent-kinda... DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! UNIVERSAL SOLDIER 3: UNFINISHED BUSINESS dir....

What happens when you combine Butch Cassidy with bad writing, and cast RoboCop and Stryker from Airplane! ? Well, you get something that is technically a movie that Will and Matt are going to talk about after you press Play.  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! FIFTY/FIFTY dir. Charles Martin Smith starring: Peter Weller; Robert Hays; Charles Martin Smith

Well here's a new one... Andy Sidaris' baby boy's attempt at carrying on his father's legacy with a film that should probably only air at 4am on HBO... But it does star the always fantastic Julie Strain! Tune in to listen to Will and Matt talk about the first potentially adult film to make it on our podcast! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE DALLAS CONNECTION dir. Christi...

Over the top acting, giant insects, and a satire so out of this world that only the great Paul Verhoeven could possibly do it justice. Tune in, to tune out, as Will and Matt discuss NPH, destroying the beautiful, politics, and much more!! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! STARSHIP TROOPERS dir. Paul Verhoeven starring: Casper Van Dien; Dina Meyer; Denise Richards

What does Super Mario Bros. the game and movie have in common? Practically nothing... Follow Will and Matt down and out through the sewers and into the world of the Mushroom Kingdom... oops, sorry... Dinohattan... sorry in advance. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! SUPER MARIO BROS. dir. Rocky Morton; Annabel Jankel starring: Bob Hoskins; John Leguizamo; Dennis Hopper

Space... Willis... a bright and shiny dystopia... alien models and finally the answer to whatever that goo was that we could never figure out! Stay tuned as Will and Matt discuss not one, not two, but FIVE... FIVE WHOLE ELEMENTS! Disclaimer: Language and Spoilers! THE FIFTH ELEMENT dir. Luc Besson starring: Bruce Willis; Milla Jovovich; Chris Tucker

A crazy long epic with a crazy casting decision, Sir Anthony Hopkins goes full on Heston via Touch of Evil as he plays Don Diego de La Vega, and somehow has a thing or two to teach Antonio Banderas? Listen as Will and Matt baffle over this for 47 minutes.  DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE MASK OF ZORRO dir. Martin Campbell starring: Antonio Banderas; Catherine Zeta-Jones; Anthony Hopkins