Wilko & Courts

We mean cooch as in lawn, and even that lawn type is spelled 'couch'. It was funny, don't come for us.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We took to the phones to find Canberra's worst landlord and uhhhhh, we found her.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was stuck in your walls? Drew Barrymore really is just like us.  Now you can get sued for dating! Have you heard of Porch Pirates? You have now! A famous 90s band are looking for a new band member! It's way too late for this sequel.  NATO dating is the new trend.  You can get designer items at Auspost now? If you like pizza and beer but not money we have found the gig for you.  See omnystudio...

Wistful is our show astrologist and even though we are officially in our Capricorn moon, today we are seeing stars for Sagittarius.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man faced court and was fined for playing music out loud on the train. Old man Wilko thinks that listening to anything without headphones should be illegal.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courts bloody LOVES Reddit and the question on every ones lips on the Canberra sub-reddit is: where are the wild wombats?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where have you been stuck? Wilko has taken Saltburn maybe too seriously Meryl + Martin 5eva You don't have a neighbour as good as Noel! Celebs just don't get it when they go to Bondi Is Courts taking parenting cues from Jessica Alba? HUGE news if you love awesome chips Sammy has a crush on a politician When has your personal life interfered with your job? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

This isn't the dawning of the age of Aquarius but it IS the day that Wistful reads your horoscope. Sorry if this seems a little pointed...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The list of Australia's most expensive medical appointments have been revealed - where does Canberra sit on the issue? Just in time for Wilko's next doctors appt.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canberra has a new cat cafe! But there's a catch... in fact there's MANY catches.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now you can get a loo that can talk to you! What do Trump and Scomo have in common? All Dads are quirky, but this one is quirkier than most.  Where do we apply to be stay at home girlfriends? Why sit in the bus when you can sit on top? NEVER order a cocktail with numbers in the name. Flippy is opening his own restaurant! Where does Taylor Swift wee during the Eras Tour? Before you panic about bein...

Our astrology authority Wistful is back again and Aries - it's your turn to be read... I mean astrologised.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The annual Lamb Ad has come out and we baa-loody love it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courts came across an act of good citizenship this morning on her way to work - but was it an act of kindness or annoyance? You be the judge.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Kmart shoplifters, LOOK OUT! We're obsessed with the gall of the sovereign citizens Ratatouille in real life! Canberra finally gets a win in the rental department The Internet Internetting Maccas goes cash free and we have concerns You aren't the only one who shudders at a 'hey' in the workplace Advice from a snake guy that maybe goes without saying.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Wilko & Courts have enlisted the help and guidance of galactically renowned astrologer to the stars Wistful to give your daily dose of future.  Virgo - you're up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did the doggy damage? Get out ya Blu-ray's - DVD's are back! Tiger King... in Australia... in the 60s?! We forgot how leap years work.  Nerdy Neil gets schooled by Computer Courts Did Courts overreact about chicken on the bench? Richy Rich money tips.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wilko & Courts farewell Summernats 2024 with a fully sick poem, complete with hot chicks and burnouts.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.