Wilko & Courts

Cancerians are one of a kind, just like our Wistful. Here's your reading for the day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elmo did a random check in on X (formally known as Twitter) and it went...bad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A pole dance school in the states are copping a lot of backlash for their new Mums and Bubs pole dancing class - but would Courts take her kids?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can't get by after jail? Maybe rob a bank. The kind of loud bang Canberrans aren't aware of These Gen Z's are too soft! People are worshipping Wilko now? Somebody think about the chocolate! What old tech are you still rocking? Even robots are criminals now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Libras are known for being balanced. But Wistful isn't!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We found out live this morning that Mel C is coming to Canberra, so that means we're all coming out of music festival retirement.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, this typo REALLY changed the context of the letter. Don't expect THIS publicity stunt from Wilko and Courts any time soon... The Taylor Swift Super Bowl conspiracy.  Bush wees: illegal or frowned upon? Did you get name brand chips at school? Or war rationed chippies.  Sammy is furious with a Brisbane school.  If a bread van burns, does it become a toast van?  See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Sagittarians - it's time for your reading again and please make sure you follow this for the next seven days xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A study has determined that you can tell if a person is rich or poor just by their facial features. But how does this look for us as a team?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes robberies go wrong, but at least they tried? Wilko is about to find a whole bunch of new relatives.  We're not the only coworkers going into group therapy.  We're getting into the beauty and robotics industry. Don't Taylor gate! That's one way to get yourself banned from a media scrum. Sinner + Kygrios 4Eva  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wistful enjoyed the long weekend off, but used all of that time to really dig deep in the stars for you today, Leo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another day, another tale of Gen Z's being entitled AF. We love it and we hate it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew Myssonski was having a laugh with his mates one night and they joked about buying a winery and running 29 marathons in 29 days. Well, he hasn't bought a winery but he will be running all those marathons. We just want to know - why?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Protesting a lack of food with food doesn't seem right? That's Not News: husband supports wife. Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your Dune 2 popcorn bucket.  You'll wanna name a cat after your ex. We've all got popcorn brain! Lost your kid? Try loud looking Calling yourself Fire Exit is the height of comedy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aquarians, here's the reading you need as you head into the long weekend. Make good choices xx  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breaking news about Oreos! It's great news!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened to Daniel Beddingfield? A win for equality:women can now be in the naked man festival? Beans, beans, the magical fruit Who hired the dancer? Posh Boy 2.0 Everything is on BLAST If your printer hates you it's probably on purpose Another day, another Sov Cit doing silly things See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A heartfelt Facebook post has been doing the rounds in Canberra about one of our local vets doing it tough. Wilko and Courts, of course, have something to say about it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School is returning in the capital next week and that means it's time to start thinking about what to pop into lunchboxes, or in our case, thinking about what snackies we used to have at school that wouldn't fly now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wistful is back for you today, Virgo! Saddle up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buy a house, get a wife! The ultimate twofer Married people - get ready to get your kit off (legally) Get to the chopper! Greys Anatomy IS medically accurate? Who knew... The Lord told me to steal Do NOT help your boss today We're finally onboard with a Gen Z thing! Check your quotes before you quote someone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A school is so fed up with their students using the mirrors in the bathrooms for TikTok so they took the mirrors away. Kind of like how they took the doors away in our office here lol  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a new game that's like Pokemon but really absolutely isn't Incognito mode isn't that incognito Get ready! The doomsday clock is changing tomorrow We can all get around some sister/sister drama What is the deal with Stanley cups? (No really, someone please explain) Why not send a wedding invite to a former President The greatest food naming rights battle since pavlova.  See omnystudio.com/l...

Gemini, today's Wistful reading is for you but if you're not a Gemini you may ALSO feel attacked by this one... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh ambitious, brave and honest Scorpios - you're both ambitious and brave to be even listening to Wistful's honest reading of your stars. Here it is!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.