Wilko & Courts

Aries, you're rich!! But you better watch it...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We now know what our Skyfire Gin will taste like, but what will it LOOK like? We need help choosing the label!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every town has silly street names, but Canberra has some particularly silly ones.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? So, you've never heard of a mankini?  Wilko likes his beers basic and foreign.  The tale of a lost wallet.  Courts is getting Apple glasses.  You really shouldn't be lit in Parliament.  Maggot drip - the sequel to liquid drip.  What did you talk about in bible studies?  Don't contact me, i'm in Spain.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's your turn to have your stars read today, Virgo, and if this one seems a bit pointed we are SORRY.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And it tastes GOOD! But Wilko and Courts might be drunk. (Drink responsibly!)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are joining running clubs to try to find the one and abandoning dating apps! It's very Sammy Rose coded - but there's one problem with her running club... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A sad day - RIP Holden cop cars. We're talking about snakes, right? Cut the mould off, it'll be right! Banning beer, but only the cold ones.  What would you pay for someone else to clean the fridge? Haylee spent way too much on her Taylor Swift costume. Courts has raised one fancy kid! Airfryer vs Microwave.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take some me time, Cancer. No, really. Do it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man nearly destroyed a winning lotto ticket worth MILLIONS because he ran it through the washing machine. So what have Canberran's washed?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The truth is out there - and we only need to look to Courts' mum to find the answers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Criminals who dob themselves in. Falling in love with a love bot.  What is Sammy influencing now? Wilko used to lead a cult.  The Tooth Fairy has really fallen on tough times.  Lara Trump is a singer. Modern men give modern flowers.  Lets get Japanese number plates because we CAN.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day of luuuurve today, Taurus! But what does that look like for you? Wistful knows... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift took her parents to a club to celebrate the Superbowl and we wanted to know when you've partied with your parents.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're making a gin for Skyfire and we want to know what Canberra tastes like! Luckily our listeners understood the assignment.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wilko was nearly the voice of Border Security Australia. Does your manager have a fold out couch in their office? Have you ever seen yourself in a treadmill video? Your last minute Valentines Day advice.  Did your teacher ever sell your work? We gave our box to everyone yesterday.  Roses still rule! Sammy Rose is just like Jessica Mauboy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sag, go chat to your boss. You might be losing your job.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie and Dannii Minogue are voicing characters on Bluey and we want to get Courts on there!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heidi Klum, we've got a bone to pick with you. Courts says datahhhh in a real sexy way.  Is this where the umbrella superstition came from? Of COURSE we have dating app fatigue.  We're bringing in the big wigs to combat shrinkflation This is the stupidest Uber Eats order ever.  Does Harry love love Kate? Trump is scared of Taylor Swift  What does your tattoo actually mean?  See omnystudio.com/list...

A bar in Canberra has gone up for sale, so we're finally going to do what every friendship group says they'll do after a few bevvies, buy it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While Libras are usually pretty agreeable, it's hard to say if you'll agree with Wistful's reading today.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Duolingo Owl is an icon, a legend and a star. But now, he's gone under the knife in the name of content.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They're banning ham and cheese toasties from canteens in WA schools, but Wilko took the news particularly to heart.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They're quoting movies in Parliament now? A stingray and a shark went on a date... At what length would you go to to get your boat into the ocean? They always talk about sons, but never about daughters.  They're banning walking and talking in France.  We can't believe we did this... fridge or pantry? Best wipe your trolley handle... Sammy would absolutely break up with a guy because of this.  See...

One step at a time, Aries. That's the advice from Wistful this week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.