Wilko & Courts

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Not everyone is out to get you, Aire. But maybe be suspicious of your random aches and pains xx  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Tis a sad day in Canberra with the impending retirement of Questacon's RoboQ. Anita Beck, Senior Manager of Exhibitions at Questacon spoke to us on behalf of RoboQ this morning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't date Sammy if you have small hands. Get this away from your nose.  Balls out bowling is exactly what you think.  Just because you're a pilot doesn't mean you're a qualified doctor.  We need to start using our leave smarter, clearly! When the coffee costs you the job.  If it's free, it's free!  If you thought pineapple on pizza was bad, just wait until you hear this! Shrinkflation is really a...

You haven't made a new friend in a while, Scorps. But you'll always have Wistful.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're searching for our Skyfire Supreme pageant winner!! But what are we going to ask them?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courts nearly named the GWS Giants as a child! A revelation that came back to her while we were chatting the name of the new Tasmanian AFL team.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Dublin council has banned people from doing something with a local statue and if we're honest, this rule probably needs to come to Canberra. You know, the sheep... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a wild way to appear more masculine. Would you notice if your partner left? Courts lends her vocal ability to Red Rock Deli chippies.  What the heck is a micro bar? Frozen pancakes - yuck or yum? We try to reunite a stolen backpack with an owner.  One in the air is worth two on the ground.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem, don't take the blame! Lighten up x  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skyfire is NEXT WEEK and we are running a pageant!! You should enter...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One Day  is the biggest show on earth at the moment, so in the spirit of that, we give you the hints to figure out if your best mate is in love with you or not.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A neighbour feud you won't see on A Current Affair.  Bet you didn't do THIS fundraiser at school... An inconvenient glitch.  Apparently Leo is a bad kisser, did we think this? Australia's worst town for passing your P's test.  We're backtracking on open plan classrooms.  Escaping? All you need is a cotton tip and an eyeliner.  What do Courts and the ACT transport system have in common?  See omnyst...

It's Clean Up Australia Day this Sunday, and we caught up with Tara Cheyne, MLA to find out how to get involved here in the ACT.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A fight broke out on a beach in America, but the catch is, one of the participants was completely nude. So we wanted to know, where were you caught in the nude?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glamping is over before it even really began.  The one plastic surgery Courts WOULD get.  The cursed Glasgow Wonka experience is back in the news.  The Terminator is real?! The new place to go to cheat on your spouse! Elmo needs to get off of X. Say bye bye to permission slips.  Are Jetstar's new uniforms chic?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Cancer - buy some new shoes or something. I think that's what Wistful said... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Gold Coast are having council meetings regarding how stinky the streets are! So we want to know - where are Canberra's smelliest suburbs? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Middleton conspiracies.  The whales are just like Wilko - gay!  What is the mystery song? Nerdy Neil is back again! Maccas was just so cheap 30 years ago. Spies?! In CANBERRA?! Another one.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delta Goodrem (or Delts, as Wilko calls her) zoomed into the show this morning live from London to chat her upcoming gig in Bowral and her brand new song! Wilko was overly familiar, Courts was her biggest fan girl. We love you Delta!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're always being led by your heart, Sag. Wistful has the work around for that though.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! In Canberra. This Friday. Details in pod xx  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, we'd LIKE to enter Eurovision. We don't think Australia is ever wacky enough for Eurovision but if there's anyone for the job, it's the Wacadoos.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your new favourite choccie bar.  Randy the randy Guinea Pig.  Canberra, where are your ferrets? Hire a Stanley cup! The Willy Wonka experience isn't really what the movie portrayed.  Remember when Justin Bieber had that monkey?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Despite it being Wilko's birthday, Wistful didn't want to read his horoscope... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.