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Time, Delta, and Money talk about Pleasure Torture, U.N. Tactics, Bullet Quotas, I Dream of Genie Sexism, Casablanca Comparison, Danny Money Doesn't Understand Sacrifice, Dr. Mosquito, and Shows/Movies like V.I.P., Full House, Batman Forever, and Dark Man during this technically a movie.

Time, Skylar, and Delta talk The Bread Podcast, Old York, Lazy Cops, Dead-Kid-Toy Angels, Snake Doctor '79, Santa's Resume Padding, Terrible humans, Holy Rat Bites, Easy Sleazy God, and "When Can You Form A Torch Mob?" Answered in this Genre-less Apocalypse film.

Jimmy Time and Skylar, the former comic blog guy, talk about Pie Mom, Part-Time Workers, A Certified Cardboard Bad Ass, Operation Hoosier Daddy, Porn Stars Acting, White Guilt, Extremely Elaborate Espionage, & "3 Jingles and a Way" during this "No One Wants It" story narrated by Jimmy Time The Cable Guy.

Delta, Skylar, and Time talk President Art, Drug Dealing spot, Deflating Earth, President Schwarzenegger, Break your muscles, Future Hacking, Mental Doctors, Home Alone the City in this very accurate depiction of the future.

Time, Delta & Eug talk 1995 years, Weird Names, Hip 90s Corporate Kid, Protesting AIDS, Just Like My First Wife, Fax Machines, Spoilers for Cube the movie, Childhood Memories, The Current and Next Hollywood Scandal during the Cyberpunk Masterpiece.

Time, Delta & Money talk German Movie Genres, Jessica Falling, Type Casting Cuba Gooding Jr, Looney Tunes, White Women Be Crazy, Racism, Sexual Assault, Child Rape, and Space Turtles in this complete rip off of a movie.

Delta, Danny, and Time try to remember the other Scary Movie plots, and talk Types of Monkeys, Types of Amish, Benny Hill, Comfort Wigs, Schwing!, Pole Dancing, Jerry O'Connell, Dog Sexualization, The Dark Lord, Mama King Cole during this painfully unfunny movie.

Delta and Eug join Jimmy Time discussing Fake sequel sequels, The Orville, Bureaucracy paperwork, Actual RPG Statistics, Space Australia, Looney Tunes Army Techniques, Hot Garbage, Space Bear Grylls, and we sing Gangster's Paradise during this Blade Runner Spinoff.

Delta and Money join Jimmy Time to talk about Evil Movie Ticket Demographics, Food-based Economy System, Racist Solar System, Suffolk Community College, Racist Boston, & Heaven's Credit Score; All during this technically real-life 80s Rom/Com.

Delta and Money talk Fast and the Furious franchise, Watching A Man Die, Punk Music, Bad Mouthing Women, Tough Life Lessons, Rules of Consent, Baby water, Star Wars rip-off, and we "sing" Thriller during a movie we watched multiple times and still don't understand.

Jay Delta and Skylar talk Blockbuster Movie Covers, Skinemax idiots, Homeless Homos, Being Mark Malkovich, Tough Jobs, Girl Talk, Undead Sequels, and A Rose in this Cult Classic full of people who are Tri-Polar.

Billy Joel, ATM Tech, Grumbly Uncle Joe, Terrible jokes that land flat, Who joins the nWo this week, Good Guy Logic, and West Texas in a horrible episode that matches this horrible movie where no one calls the police.

Delta & Eug talk different types of race jokes, mattress stores, Embarrassing Parents, That Classic Howard Stern episode, The Pet Peeve podcast, Life is Juggling, Happy High Fives, and how The wrong one died. Plus, we play Is It A Bit? and O&As during Christmas in July Month

Time, Delta, & Money talk Alien Elvis, Weekend at Area 51, What if Hilary was President, John Oliver, Mt. Rushmore, Flat Earth maps, Spaceship Hats, Human Cent-ipede, & breathing Helium, all as we explain the first movie, in a sequel that rewrites both it's universe & ours.

Time & Money teach Biology class, fail History class, & master acting class; then talk Aiming for Life, Space Shit, & about the Prop budget in a movie about Flashbacks with absolutely no Acting, followed by a dramatic reading of Rocket Man by Elton John.

Cheese, Quinceañera Candles, Blackmail, Fancy Pig, The Books & Balloon Store, Bible Healin', Poop Touchers, Mercury Rising, Hamburger Spectrum, Talon Foot, Board Games, Religion Exposed, and Things we all know about.

Jay Delta and Danny Money talk Hipsters, Bagged Bread, Southern Pride, White Culture, Fishin' Holes, Laughter Per Decade, Hook Worm, and Wrestling Heels. Also, we play Naked in Math Class and Racist or Accurate. Finally, we sing Drinkenstein.

In this episode: Eug questions peoples age, Chinese racism, Hitler Heat vs X-Pac Heat, Horse Hate, The Candy bar Gang, Da Vinci Ice Cream, Mormon Hate, & Brad Pitt vs Angelina Jolie, we Judge a Book by it's Cover, see Raul Julia the Employee, and we sing Swinging On A Star during the Longest Live Action Cartoon ever.

Star Wars Clone Wars, the "Honey, I" series, Idiotic Idioms, Wedding Cakes, Fox News ads, Dane Cook, and we mock the dead all during this Super Secret Podcast about the most forgettable movie ever .

We discuss The Seaver Years, When you Wear a Cup, Sexual Garbage, The Gayest Fight Ever, Bad Parenting, Judge Tammy, & Bad Police Work. Also, Jimmy Time explains why tragedy is bad for comedy & We sing our own song in this very Self-Aware & "Professional" Episode.

We Breakdown Scooby-Doo, Star Trek, Dunston Checks In, Dinosaurs (TV show), & The state of Stand-Up comedy, Also, We invent existing words, make Futurama & Bad Boys references & play a White Zombie song all in this movie about Racist Jurassic Park.

Terrible Accents, Time Travel Stories, The Spice Bitches, Keeping Schedule, Kids & Boats, Spice Girls as Street Fighters, and The World's Largest Bus in this Story about a Story's Story .

Home Improvement, The Worst Game show, Karma is real, Positive Blackface, a Woody Allen Classic, and Delta doesn't know who Gigli is in a movie that is clearly Chasing Amy .

Other Dr. Seuss Stories, Confessor Rhymopolis, How Ross Perot got his money, 90s SNL, Why we need the letter C, Global warming in Whoville, Plato's Play-doh, Smashmouth vs AreoSmith, Writing and booking a wrestling show, & WWYMT Sings All-Star