Why Can't We Be Wizards

The group rushes to action as calamity strikes. Caleb has Floo Powder Power. Leo remembers he's a Prefect. Skyler takes things into their own hands. Freya makes a choice. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your...

The group gets reverse interventioned. Freya tries to speak her truth. Skyler can't stop thinking about the end of the world. Caleb is blunt. Leo somehow improved his robot. Allen changes everything. ✨ Charlotte's glorious first-grader spider drawings can be found on our Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards/status/1666984281304965120 or on our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CtQGrbAt...

While Freya tries to figure out how to make peace with her lot in life, the rest of the group make the journey back to Mmmm's shack to see if they can get some answers. Later, the whole group heads to the Hogwarts career fair. Skyler keeps the group honest. Leo geeks out. Allen finds an interesting opportunity. Caleb does his job. Freya takes a bold step. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://l...

The group rush into the gooblai base after hearing a scream. Later, they all try to reckon with what the future holds for their friendships. Caleb makes a rousing speech. Skyler channels their inner parent. Leo falls in love. Allen deals with the loss of something important. Freya makes her own trio. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join u...

Freya wakes up from her unorthodox death dream to find herself in... the exact same situation she was just dreaming about. Now the group gets a do over, hopefully with better results. Skyler doesn't understand. Leo sees both sides. Allen gives bad advice. Caleb rushes into danger. Freya keeps it on the down low. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the...

Later in the semester, things are getting somewhat more normal. Aside from the Silver Freya problem though, the Association of the Pterodactyl decides that the Gooblai problem needs to be dealt with once and for all. Caleb Fus Ro Dahs. Leo moderates. Freya goes with her gut. Skyler defends a friend. Allen suggests diplomacy. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link...

The group rushes into a dangerous bathroom situation. Can they handle what's inside? Allen removes some opposable thumbs. Freya meets someone familiar. Caleb is Batman. Leo has theories. Skyler fishes for the truth. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwart...

The group all meet up for their weekly check in for the Association of the Pterodactyl. Afterwards, they all head to Ravenclaw Quidditch tryouts. Caleb leads the team. Skyler wears an old hat. Freya normalizes things. Leo becomes a streamer. Allen flexes his biceps. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5...

The group all talk about what happened on the train with the new headmaster, Professor Galway. Afterwards, they attend the feast and stretch their legs as upperclassmen. Freya grapples with unexpected responsibility. Caleb is dismissive. Skyler solves a riddle. Allen is relieved. Power gets to Leo's head. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! J...

Everyone regroups to decide what to do next after the jailbreak. A few weeks later, the group heads back to Hogwarts. Caleb does some personnel scouting. Freya remembers her past. Leo learns about authority. Allen reunites with his girlfriend. Skyler rides a whale to school. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://disc...

The group splits up, some of them going to look for Matty Tilda and the rest to visit Freya's dad in wizard jail. Skyler questions the truth. Leo creates a distraction. Caleb reassesses his priorities. Allen makes a new friend. Freya puts it all on the line. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc...

The group all meet up at the end of the summer and try to be as supportive as possible as Freya gets ready to meet her dad in wizard prison. Caleb invests his winnings. Skyler can't figure out eclectricity works. Allen pumps iron. Leo totally understands the complex nature of getting your hand stuck in a pickle jar. Freya tries to play it cool. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wc...

Mitchell takes over the show for this season's wrap-up episode with special guest Jake Burley! Join us for a mysterious and ominous game with unclear consequences... it's Q&A. It's a Q&A episode. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and...

The group deals with the aftermath of the Taylor Swift Situation™️. Caleb is chilly. Skyler is shocked. Leo thinks better. Allen makes peace. Freya gets a phone call. Like literally, on a cell phone. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet...

Most of the group goes after Kaiju Taylor Swift to try to save Leo and... win the Triwizard Tournament? Leo tries a Ratatouille. Caleb is either Iron Man or Captain America. Skyler meets some muggles. Allen comes to terms with himself. Did Freya survive? ✨ Special thanks to Jake Burley for reprising their role as Allen's Disney Prince singing voice in this episode! ✨ You can find all our stuff a...

In a last ditch effort to write his song, Allen takes Taylor Swift's potion. The next day, the group gets ready for the Triwizard Prom. Caleb wonders why he can't be a wizard. Freya makes sacrifices. Leo wants to be taken seriously. Skyler reaches out. Allen reaches within. ✨🎵✨🎵 The music from this episode is available as an album on Spotify and other music services! Listen here on Spotify , o...

This week, Alie takes over as DM for a one-shot episode with new characters! Matt tries to smell unicorns. Harper restores what once was. Kenny realizes something about himself. Denny questions who he really is. Ollie reveals his inner Ratatouille. We'll be back on November 25th with our regular characters for a VERY special episode! ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use t...

Wizard Prom is coming up way sooner than anyone in the group is ready for (well, except for Freya, but that girl's life is way too put together). The Ravenclaws have dance lessons, and then get ready for the most terrifying quest of their lives: asking someone to the dance. Freya has a heart to heart. Caleb likes to make potions. Leo gets involved in a house elf montage. Skyler isn't coping very w...

The group is caught totally off guard with the abrupt ending of the second task. They do their best to regroup and show a united front in the post game press conference. Skyler doesn't understand. Freya lives her life the best way she can. Leo talks about his favorite game. Caleb is inspirational. Allen speaks his truth. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to s...

Deep underground Hogwarts, the group continues to race through the trials of the second task. But first they have to face their greatest challenge yet... themselves? Leo really likes bacon. Freya doesn't really like bacon. Skyler brings people together. Caleb sees through the mirror. Allen is surprised. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Joi...

The group gets their ducks in a row as they reckon with just how much pressure is on them ahead of the second task in the Tri(50)wizard Tournament. Caleb translates for the group. Skyler offers some comfort. Leo has some flashbacks. Allen tries to take charge. Freya gets put on the spot. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord!...

The group is given a clue ahead of the second task. Later, they all find themselves in potions class and tensions with the Hufflepuffs are still running high. Caleb has big feet. Skyler seeks their mentor for advice. Leo meets a new friend. Allen has his eyes on the prize. Freya is the only trustworthy one. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show!...

The first task comes to a dizzying finish. After the awards ceremony, the group is still trying reckon with the outcome. Caleb overcomes his fear of water. Skyler speaks out for what's right. Leo gets buff. Freya has a dream. Allison faces a challenge. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat...

Everyone regroups after dashing to the next safe zone, where they meet some old friends. Caleb strategizes. Freya channels her inner Kevin McCallister. Leo ducks behind cover. Skyler doesn't want to go back to gym class. Allison makes a shocking choice. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc Chat...

The group prepares for the first task with an old friend. But what horrors await them? Certain doom? Skyler rolls into action. Caleb leads the pack. Freya interrogates a bear. Leo plans a fire in advance for once. Allison wants to find a friend for the end of the world. ✨ You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw ! Use that link to share the show! Join us on Discord! https://discord.g...