Who's That Pokémon?

Bite down hard on your sandwich (and make a second one for your older, definitely not predatory friend)—it’s Croconaw! Brielle talks about her old child labor days, while Brandon becomes the prime suspect for his lost butthole. And if you thought they’d be better at rapping by now, you’re wrong. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter...

It’s small, it’s rough, it’s tough, it’s NOT Brielle (Brazil) despite the similarities—it’s Totodile! This tiny little violent buddy just wants to hang out and eat you—why are you being weird about it? And if you’ve seen our daughters, please let us know. And if you know Liam Neeson, please put us in touch as we have a children’s book to pitch. WHERE’S MY DAUGHTER?! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MO...

Come explore a world where friends are just for hire, you have to sing for your mop soup, and your dick explodes into flames if you try to masturbate after a long day. Anger management? Who needs it! Sit back, scream, and turn off the porch light if you don’t want Christian Gollum fucking your night up—it’s the Typhlosion episode! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon In...

Is destruction inevitable? Are we right to be angry in our teen years? Will Brandon ever stop mixing up Chikorita and Cyndaquil? Brandon and Brielle tackle these questions and more—wait, hold on—RORY! GET BACK HERE! RORY DON’T MAKE ME GO TO THE DANCE. Sponsored by BetterBetterHelpHelp. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @Brandon...

What’s that smell? It’s Fartman, here to do absolutely nothing! Brandon and Brielle vie for a NyQuil sponsorship, ask Cyndaquil to watch just ONE ending to a movie, and try their best to dodge social anxiety flames. Get out your diaries (and burn them), and make snow angels in the ash! Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon @BrandonZelman on Twitter @WhosThatPokemonPod on I...

Brandon and Brielle unanimously agree to only call this Pokémon “Megan”, Jimmy Buffet makes a special appearance (please be gentle, he’s going through something right now), and Brandon learns what a pram is. So pop in those headphones and let’s go microdose at The Eras tour! #TaylorSwift Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon @BrandonZelman on Twitter @WhosThatPokemonPod on...

Slurp up that soup and explore the spicy middle child Bayleef! Brandon and Brielle ask important questions like “what does crime smell like?”, and transport you back to a sexier time where detectives wore leather jackets and clients couldn’t tell a bathroom from a closet. Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon @BrandonZelman on Twitter @WhosThatPokemonPod on Instagram

It's Season 2! The Mystery Co-Host is Revealed (!!!) as Brandon and ??? peel back the layers on the onion-iest Pokémon: Chikorita! Is it gum? Is it a predator? Why does it need Gatorade so badly? Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok (NEW!) and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

A wild mystery has appeared! Perhaps it is a Mystery GIFT? What will this mean for the next generation of WTP listeners? What does the future hold? Better call up that time-travel pokemon or that god pokemon!

Gen 2! June 6! The pod returns!

Brandon and Collin cry alongside the most last Pokemon: Mew! Along the way, Collin admits he's enjoyed the ride, Brandon reveals his super secret special project, Ash Ketchum wishes for death, some old avian friends unexpectedly appear, Pitbull continues to control us all from the shadows, and Mew is hardly mentioned! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok (NEW!) a...

Prepare for the end of series one...

Collin and Brandon talk with the most envelope-like Pokemon: Mewtwo! Along the way, Brandon misses out on a murder, Collin catches up with his neighbor, and Mewtwo shows off his penis-hands!

Collin and Brandon are saved from drowning by the "nice" Pokemon: Dragonite! Along the way, Collin gets one final swipe at Stephen Moffat in, Brandon is grateful for just the tiniest bit of kindness, and Dragonite listens intently without making it about him!

Collin and Brandon take to the skies with the Never-Ending Story Pokemon: Dragonair! Along the way, Brandon watches The Grand Budapest Hotel, Collin ranks the films of Wes Anderson, and Dragonair believes The Darjeeling Limited is underrated!

Brandon is moving, delaying the end of Season One by another week!

Collin and Brandon tear the skin off of the most definitely a dragon Pokemon: Dratini! Along the way, Collin sees his own mortality, Brandon dunks on colby-jack cheese, and Dratini hides under a waterfall!

Collin and Brandon save some mountaineers with the help of the most fiery Goose: Moltres! Along the way, Collin remembers roller coasters, Brandon invites everyone to the ark, and Moltres enjoys several episodes of Agatha Christie's Poirot!

Brandon and Collin get familiar with the least aerodynamic bird Pokemon: Zapdos! Along the way, Collin tries to remember some details from Pokemon 2000, Brandon refuses to hear the truth, and Zapdos powers the ocean's currents I guess?

Collin and Brandon dig into the cruellest Pokemon imaginable: Articuno! Along the way, Collin actually gets some sleep, Brandon says HIT IT, and Articuno watches people freeze to death!

In lieu of a full episode, Collin stops by to give the fans an update on his new PC, trips to Disneyland, thoughts on the new CDC recommendations, and some hype for the podcast's end!

Collin and Brandon take a nap with the most Totoro Pokemon: Snorlax! Along the way, Brandon plays the flute, Collin gets seriously enraged, and Snorlax takes a 900-pound dump!

Collin and Brandon fight over the first flying Pokemon: Aerodactyl! Along the way, Brandon attempts to bribe Collin, Collin takes advantage and talks about Jurassic Park, and Aerodactyl prays he doesn't evolve into Mega-Aerodactyl!

Brandon and Collin marvel and the worst swimming Pokemon: Kabutops! Along the way, Collin admits he's in love with Weyoun, Brandon once again brings out some clutch aquarium knowledge, and Kabutops keeps his swimming techniques a secret!

Brandon and Collin wear the most hat-like Pokemon: Kabuto! Along the way, Collin officially begins Chicken Rundown, Brandon shares more memories from the aquarium, and Kabuto is both long-extinct and very much alive!