Who's That Pokémon?

TLDR: We're sick but we'll be back soon! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Just a lil thanksgiving side-dish to go with the mashed potaties and the stuffin'. For the FULL EPISODE ft. the Return of Collin, check out our  Patreon . Collin's (Not a) Podcast:  Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnB...

Our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Collin's (Not a) Podcast:  Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! Slugma, the original white feminist, is calling up the girlies because we are goin...

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! And our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Welp. It’s a bear with ringworm folks. It’s URSARING! Join Brandon and Brielle...

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! And our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Keep your behavior sportsmanlike (murderous) and your buttholes plugged (with g...

Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Keep an eye on your eggs and a blade in your hand—it’s SNEASEL! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discover a brand new favorite animal species, go trick or treating for the best candy bars, argue for way too long about Dirty Dancing, and decide whether or not Lin-Manuel Miranda deserves a starring role in Hollywood. Can you come here...

COLLIN RETURNS only on PATREON at  patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Bring out your straws and suck on a screaming Bulbasaur—it’s time for Heracross! Join Brandon and Brielle as they imagine the sloopy gloop of Mr. Krabs, label themselves a sneaky little creep or a fighter, and sing Hercules songs no one asked for. Oh and before I forget! Roger bug. Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @B...

COLLIN RETURNS! Only on Patreon @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Break out your straws and sip on some thick unique goo juice (it’s soup, if you say juice I’m getting on a train). IT’S SHUCKLE TIME, FOLKS! Go on a journey with Brandon and Brielle as they count holes, lick mold slime, and argue about whether “turtle” and “turtle vibe” are the same thing. Now let’s get wasted on that berry drank. Deep...

Brat summer isn’t over (and our vibrators are still buzzing)—it’s SCIZOR (PRONUNCIATION TBD)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to text God, enter a romance with a bug, and learn about the heights of famous basketball players (Allen Iverson apparently isn’t small?). Slice it up, kiddos! It’s a horny one! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @Wh...

Pucker up those buttholes and keep the poison off the freshly clean floors—it’s Qwilfish! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss very real totally not fake bear attacks, what constitutes a colonic, and wishing death upon this episode. IT CAN’T EVEN SWIM, YOU GUYS. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at  patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman...

IT’S MORBIN’ TIME! Grab your climbing gear and your rope because this Pokémon goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP—it’s the coward Granbull! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break into a vault with ease, discuss skin teeth, and how annoyed the trainers are with these idiots. Oh and here’s a dead fish. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPo...

Is that a dog sprite howling or is it Brielle screaming about feminism? Regardless, take cover! It’s the Snubbull episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they argue over if this dumb loser is “cute” (it isn’t), whether or not town crier is a generational career (it isn’t), and if it’s okay to be engaged to a dog (it isn’t…right?). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tikto...

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1st EVER LIVE STREAM this SATURDAY on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Support Brandon's new show @ BALLSmusical.com Hotter older brothers have insecurities too, but just feed them a ham and cheese sandwich and give them some toilet gushers! IT’S THE STEELIX EPISODE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they ponder about butt soil, debate what is horny and what isn’t (it’s all horny, come on), and co...

COMING TO NETFLIX IN 2050: Gligar and Glenn Howerton team up for an Aliens reboot where hand eggs get everyone pregnant! This duo can’t be stopped, even if you desperately want them to! So pop that popcorn, poison your neighbors, and protect your nipples—this is the blockbuster of the year! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod...

It's breaky time! We're taking a break in August for a reverse-vacation (wherein we are VERY VERY BUSY instead of relaxing for summer.) We'll be back September 3rd with GLIGAR, crab of the skies! But we're still putting out our bonus PATREON episodes! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at  patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBriell...

PSA: please don’t toss your used up Dunsparce in the lake. If you’re gonna bang it, at least put it down gently in the grass! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the violent stakes of being considered “rare”, imagine a haunted house where the fear is financial ruin, and say the words “butt plug” at least 100 times. Fuck this dumbass Pokémon (literally). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at pa...

Dunsparce Drops Tomorrow! Hopefully Down a Chasm!

Be careful of the shy nerd at your school, he could be building a c*m machine that rocks your socks off (and gets your rocks off). It’s the absolute loser Forretress! If you hated Pineco, you’re gonna despise this piece of trash! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give each other acting notes, describe the worst smells, and sing a song about castles. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/...

If you were worried this low-caliber Pokémon would result in a low caliber episode, WELP. BUCKLE UP FOR THE GOD DAMN HATE TRAIN. Trudge along with Brandon and Brielle as they debate how much of a turkey hoagie to toast, discuss how much jizz one needs to create glue, and lose all their sponsorships. Brb, gonna go get fingered at summer camp. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosTha...

[DESCRIPTION CONTINUED FROM PART 2]  -bake up that blueberry pie, launch out of your mom’s vagina with a parachute in hand, and don’t listen to your evil butthole voice, no matter how convincing it may sound. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Double the Pokémon does NOT mean double the fun—it’s Girafarig! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break this monstrosity down into two parts: the gentle giant and the evil parasitic buttplug (CLASSIC combo). So - [DESCRIPTION CONTINUED IN PART 2] Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

[Spoken in a heavy Scottish accent] PREEEEVIOUSLY. ONNNNNN LOVE (WOB) ISLAND! A brand new bombshell with a floppy shark fin enters the villa—will he find a connection (starfish butthole smush) with the Wobbuffet in lipstick? Or does his dead but sentient catdog tail have other plans? Was Squidward's squid-only town racist? Tune in to find out, and remember: it is what it is. Listen to BONUS EPISOD...

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.   Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon T...

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.   Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon T...