Who Takes the Socks Off?

Send us Fan Mail He's only come back! Yes, Nord has returned, this time to give us his thoughts on a random would you rather question. We'd all love a super power right?  What would it actually involve though and, with limitations, which would you pick? Find out what our dear friend and colleague Nord thinks in the latest episode of Socks: On or Off! Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone has their own distinct smell right? The thing is, what if that smell was either cheese or fish? Neither is exactly pleasant, especially in the heat, but if you had absolutely no choice but to smell of one or the other, which way would you jump? Well, Nina joins Ross and Simon to tell us exactly which she would prefer to honk of, and at the same time make sure we all know...

Send us Fan Mail It's our half century! Yes, we've actually managed to record, edit and publish 50 full length episodes and it's been a fantastic few years doing so. Also, because 50 is such a big landmark, Ross decided to thoroughly mark the occasion by putting in even less effort into hosting this one than normal. So, join Ross, Simon and Channel 84 Buddy, Karen from the Lightly U...

Send us Fan Mail So dear listener, would you choose a headache or cramped toes? Losing your hair or in-growing toe nails? Step up, step up and witness the legend that is Bon "Margaret Modes" Allen as she battles with this very question, delivered unto her by the wheel of misfortune. With Simon and Ross along to help her reach her decision, which way will she jump, and as usual, will her...

Send us Fan Mail It's the Amazing Cliff, the man with the most infectious laugh in podcasting and he's here to answer one simple question: Pause or Rewind? Yes, it's another episode of Socks: On or Off, where we make podcasters, friends and strangers alike answer a random "Would you rather" style question to see where their answer takes us! The wheel of misfortune is alway...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome ,welcome to the wheel of misfortune! Another victim is made to chose their fate, this time it's Leyton Jay the man who has decided, for our sakes, to put himself through every episode of Noel's House Party! (And we thought he was mad for coming on here) So what will he pick from Snot or Mouth Grot? Only one way to find out! Leyton on You Tube : https://www.youtub...

Send us Fan Mail Happy 2025 and "High Five for Jebus!" Join us and find out just what is the deal with the Big Bad Wolf. Ross & Simon along with special guest Pav from The Top 10 of Anything Podcast are this month talking about fairy tales and why just about eveyone of them featured a rabid wolf hell bent on consuming some sort of meat product, be it human or otherwise. There's...

Send us Fan Mail For the video version go here: https://youtu.be/w9FFDeAqqwo Christmas time, sausage rolls and wine, children tired and starting to whine with logs on the fire and feet in their socks channel 84 are all pulling their... weight Yes it's the Channel 84 podcast support network holiday special, and this year your hosts are none other than Ross & Simon! Months in the planning a...

Send us Fan Mail Join us for a self-indulgant (we're nothing if not consistent) look back on our 2024 podcasting madness! It's a long one! (that's what she said... she really didn't) We give thanks to you dear listener(s) for making 2024 a year of fun filled episodes, and what better way to remind ourselves of the year we've had than to reminisce, with you, over a beverage...

Send us Fan Mail Animals come in all shapes and sizes, and believe it or not, so does their sperm! Join our socks; Ross and Simon, and the one and only Mr Geoff Jones (probably not the only Geoff Jones, let's be honest. Jones is quite a common name, especially over the border in Wales) as they discuss the ins and outs (if you'll excuse the pun) of sperm in the animal kingdom and take you...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone loves clowns right!? Those happy go lucky, cheery fellows, definitely not creepy in the slightest! Well what if I said you could be a clown, well, part clown, for the rest of your life!! But... only the clothes OR the face, not both. Which would you choose?  Join Ross, Simon and Stew from Stew World Order to find out what the perils woul dbe in either case and see what St...

Send us Fan Mail Today we answer another of life's eternal questions: Sing everything or Dance everywhere? Join the hilarity as Ross and Simon play host to Pav from the Top 100 of Anything Podcast, and ask him to make his choice. What situations would be most awkward for either of these options? Who is the loveliest crooner? Will anyone try to choose both!? Only one way to find out, The Top 1...

Send us Fan Mail Geoff is here to make Socks: On or Off better with friends... or something. Yes, it's the short format podcast that literally tens of you are waiting for, where we ask someone a "would you rather" style question and see where their answer takes us. This time Geoff Jones joins us (ahead of his main episode debut - sort of) to discuss whether he'd prefer to go wi...

Send us Fan Mail Horoscopes! Insight into the celestial futures or just a load of old bollocks? Can they sum up a twelfth of the population into handy bite size snippets of benality? Whether you are Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius or Pisces, we have some information for you, and, quite frankly, more giggling that you could wave Mystic Meg...

Send us Fan Mail They itch, and stick, They itch and stick and itch, Itch itch itch, stick stick stick, The Itchy & Sticky Show! Yes, another of the A Pint of Cthulhu podcast team joins us on our short format show! This time it's Flower who throws himself into the Socks: On or Off arena and answers that age old question... itchy or sticky!? The wheel of destiny, it just keeps on turning!...

Send us Fan Mail One will bite your head off, the other will set your house on fire so which really would make the best pet? Join us and Jay from the A Pint of Cthulhu podcast to find out which one she would chose and why! Spin that wheel!! A Pint of Cthulhu Podcast Podcast - https://rss.com/podcasts/apintofcthulhu/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/APintOfCthulhu Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part...

Send us Fan Mail Episode 5 already, and this time it's Matt from A Pint of Cthulhu facing a random "would you rather" style question! There's no other episode of a podcast that will feature both an Ostrich egg cod piece and a human executive toy, So come and spin the wheel with us! A Pint of Cthulhu Podcast Podcast - https://rss.com/podcasts/apintofcthulhu/ Twitter - https://tw...

Send us Fan Mail Bitches Please! That's right, this episode the socks are joined by those self-proclaimed coastal grandmas, The Bitches with Beards, to discuss who is the gayest gay! Ross, Simon, Max and Daniel run down their top 3 gay icons, Sock or Crock takes a slightly depressing turn and we all want to know just how many inches Ross is sitting on! Do you know your twinks from your bears?...

Send us Fan Mail More from the Channel 84 family in Episode 4 of our new short-form podcast in which we ask our guest a "would you rather" style question and see where we end up. This time it's TJ from The Variety Show and Untitled Trek Show podcasts who has to decide upon what we think is our trickiest question to date! There's fear, there's drama and there's horse-c...

Send us Fan Mail Episode 3 of our new short-form podcast in which we ask our guest a "would you rather" style question and see where we end up. In this episode we're joined by Rob from The Untitled Trek Show and Variety Show podcasts, who, despite our (SImon's) best efforts, seems determined to stick with his initial answer. Will he crumble though? Let's spin the wheel and...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the new short-form outing from your favourite socks! In this series we look to ask our guest a "would you rather" style question rather than the open ended style questions you're used to from us, and see where we end up. In this episode we're joined by Adam from The Lightly Used Podcast. So let's spin the wheel and see what sort of trouble we ca...

Send us Fan Mail Knockknoblers & knocker uppers, just two of the jobs lost to history, but what did they actually do? What other jobs have been lost to history, does anyone really want to be the groom of the stool and who out of our socks has come the closest to shitting themselves? Yes, this is the sort of information you come to us for, and we're happy to impart our knowledge and experi...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the new short-form outing from your favourite socks! In this series we look to ask our guest a "would you rather" style question rather than the open ended style questions you're used to from us, and see where we end up. In this episode we're joined by the wonderful Karen from The Lightly Used Podcast. So let's spin the wheel and see what sort o...

Send us Fan Mail It's infamous and yet somehow it made it past the Hollywood executives. The Human Centipede is without doubt one of the more messed up films to get to the masses but how did it come about? Why did it come about? And, has anyone actually watched all 3? An extended version of this episode is available to all monthly Ko-Fi subscribers (link at the bottom of this metadata) featur...

Send us Fan Mail "Memeories, all alone in the moonlight, has the... something... de dum dum, la da dee dum da da" ... or something like that. Yes! In this episode our socks are wondering why it is our memories can be amazing at recall and yet also so completely unreliable. Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family! Click here for more information Supp...