Who Put This On?

Gilbert Gottfried, Terrell Owens, Lorenzo Lamas, and Geraldo Rivera in one show? This can't be bad, right? Just wait. We watched NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628

Want to see people feel bad about making permanent decisions? Well, we've got a show for you! We watched Spike's Ink Master. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Don't Let This Feeling Slip Away" by andotherthings https://soundcloud.com/andotherthings/dont-let-this-feeling-slip-away

The Discovery Channel teaches the gang about all of the horrible places you can get leeches on Naked and Afraid. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "The Few" by The Jackson Roses https://soundcloud.com/thejacksonroses/the-few-pre-release

90 days to decide if you want to get married to your overseas fiance. What could go wrong? Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Toviga Love -- U.S.A. Murderation (Broken Bones Riddim)" by Yuanan J.A.R. https://soundcloud.com/yuanan/usa-murderation

How many one-liners can The Rock deliver in one 60 minute TV show? We watched TNT's "Wake Up Call" to find out. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "BLZN PP" by SKIQI https://soundcloud.com/skiqi/skiqi-blzn-pp

This week, the guys honor the age old, week after Thanksgiving, tradition of making fun of children and watch Fox's MasterChef Junior. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Des tracés (Prod Kidnap)" by Isaï https://soundcloud.com/isaiouzair/isai-des-traces-prod-peuna

Moonshine, man traps, and propane tanks. The guys try to pick up some backwoods engineering skills from Destination America's Hillbilly Blood. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Brad Sucks - Dropping Out Of School (Funkwerk Remix)" by Funkwerk https://soundcloud.com/funkwerk/brad-sucks-dropping-out-of-school-funkwerk-remix

Biker gangs, raccoons, and confusing bar names. This week, the guys hope to pick up some tips for opening their own bar from Jon Taffer in Spike's Bar Rescue. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Barricaded" by SKIQIhttps://soundcloud.com/skiqi/barricaded

Hunting cats, exploding raccoons, and an intense fear of a light drizzle. We watched National Geographic's exploration into disaster paranoia, Doomsday Preppers. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Test Drive" by Zapac http://ccmixter.org/files/Zapac/26047

What if you had to get married to a complete stranger just because someone named Dr. Pepper thought you would be good together? We watched the insanity that is FYI Network's Married at First Sight to find out what happens! Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "Could Be" by Alex Beroza http://ccmixter.org/files/AlexBeroza/39131

Private jets, Criss Angel, and awkward dinners. We tuned in to see if millionaires can find true love in Bravo's The Millionaire Matchmaker. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro: "I dunno" by grapes http://ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626

Beer throwing, ground humping, and Matsuflex. We watched to see if VH1 could turn a bunch of tools into upstanding members of society in Tool Academy. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom http://ccmixter.org/files/hansatom/47628 Outro Song: "Time to Take Out the Trash (bill berry mix)" by William Berry http://ccmixter.org/files/williamberry/6855

Spray tans, Botox, and Jeff Goldblum. We watched Bravo's intellectual exploration of New Jersey culture, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Spiky hair, red hair, and general douchery. We watched MTV's 2009 vigilante justice reality show, Bully Beatdown.

What happens when you put a bunch of reality show dating contestants together and then you take away their clothes? The gang takes on VH1's twist on blind dates, Dating Naked.

Hillbillies, lawyers, and pastors. The guys watch FOX's new, always-on reality show, Utopia.