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This holiday season, FOX is looking out for those truly in need: D-list celebrities who want to be on the Masked Singer but don't want to sing. You are now in luck: come put on a ridiculous costume and dance (or not even dance!) and see if Ken Jeong can guess who you are (spoiler: he can't). We watched the Masked Dancer on FOX. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom ||...

Ready, Set, Ho! Recite your Santa-cratic oath and determine if you need to be a Santa to be the best Santa (spoiler: yes). The patriarchy lives on as we watch Santas in the Barn on TruTV. S01E05 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Are you excited to see interior decor superstar Taniya Nayak? Neither were we, but here’s 4 families getting judged by her over who most tastefully wasted electricity and time. The prize? $50,000. We watched The Great Christmas Light Fight on ABC. S08E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Happy Hanukkah Everyone! Join us as we watch 20 somethings pine for love in their parents basements, princesses or losers? Find out in Princesses: Long Island brought to you by Bravo. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

On the fourth day of Christmas, HBO Max gave to me: Four bad Christmas puns, three sexy waiters, two creepy attempts at kisses, and a podcast making fun of this show. This week, we watched 12 Dates of Christmas on HBO Max. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Boat dogs! Ziplining dogs! Helicopter dogs, and yes, Taxi Dogs! We watched Planes, Trains and Automobi--wait, no, we watched The Pack S01E01 on Prime Video. S01E01.|| Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Ever thought about buying an RV? Maybe you think it's a better option than a house. Maybe your life is now run by your pre-teen daughter. Maybe you need to spend a million dollars on tailgating. If that sounds like a good idea, there's plenty of shows for you. We watched both Big Time RV on the Travel Channel S0102 and Going RV on Destination America S08E05.|| Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky roc...

Join us on our journey of Jeff Goldblum's producer designed journey around the US to discover the secrets of mundane whatever. This week we watched The World According to Jeff Goldblum on Disney Plus. S01E03 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Happy 200th episode! Where has the time gone? Feels like we were supposed to keep up with something...oh no. Join us on our struggle to understand what's wrong with this family in the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! S06E11 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Can you handle Classic Tanya Harding Drag or a Technicolor Psychopathic Sex Clown or a Post Binary Drag socialist with a penchant of anarchy? Find out with us this week as we travel into the spooooooky world of Drag and Monsters as we watch The Boulet Brothers Dragula on Netflix S03E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Would a trip to the grocery store be more exciting if it included trivia? What if we threw in Leslie Jones? Enjoy all the product placement on Supermarket Sweep, both 90s and 2020 editions on ABC! 2020-S01E01 1993-1001 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

What's in the box?!?! Garbage. But how much can I sell it for? Let's make up a number and pretend it's already sold! Heads and eyes will roll as we watch Extreme Unboxing on A&E. S01E11 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Person, Woman, Crash, camera, TV ... this week we have a bit of all that and pools. Throw in a snake, massive rocks, mud wrasslin, and a lot of pristine acting and you could greenlight a new Animal Planet show. That's right, this week we cover Insane Pools: Off the Deep End and narrowly avoid going off the deep end ourselves on Animal Planet. S01E04 || https://www.hulu.com/watch/4bd9bab7-5069-414e...

This week we go to the south for a standard competition between amateurs and this time they're barbecuing. Join us as we meet the cast of characters and which mistakes they make on The American Barbecue Showdown on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

What if you took all the worst parts of the Masked Singer, combined it with Lip Sync Battle and Deal or No Deal, and threw in Arsenio Hall? If you said "a bad game show", you would be right. We watched I Can See Your Voice on FOX. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we take a glimpse at a family man, short short wearer, nfl superbowl winner,and NFL personality in The Bradshaw Bunch on E! S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

What is your dream house? Where is it? Is it a derelict building in the middle of London? This week we follow a couple turning a giant old water tower into their dream home. Will they have enough money, will it fall apart? Find out with us as we watch Grand Designs on Netflix. S10E5 "Kennington" || https://www.netflix.com/browse?jbv=80160755 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans...

What is dead may never die. Join us as we watch the revival of Bear Grylls' adventuring career as he revives a long forgotten reality show, Worlds Toughest Race: Eco-Challenge Fiji on Amazon Prime. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we take a look at a classic. Does it hold up or has it lasted too long? From seeing classic closed Seattle night clubs to finding out whose weed was whose; join us on this as we watch the Real World on MTV. S32E04 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

For Seattle month, we expand outward to hear the story an eccentric man some would say is the Bilbo Baggins of the PNW, the Gary Busey of the Wilderness, the Forrest Gump of Middle Earth. From finding treasure to walking around barefoot, we listen to one man's take of living in the wilderness in The Legend of Mick Dodge on National Geographic. S02E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)"...

This week we encounter relationships in the wild with power dynamic issues. Join us in discussing grooming, side chicks, and fish out of water relationships in Marrying Millions on Lifetime. S02E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Join us on our hunt for the best house in Seattle that has very specific criteria yet somehow picks a house out of just three. umm? This week we watched the classic House Hunters on HGTV. S165E04 || https://watch.hgtv.com/tv-shows/house-hunters/full-episodes/big-ballin-in-seattle || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we watch a long running classic where people bid on literal trash, make stupid bets, find product placement and more. Join us as we find out if they make money on Storage Wars from A&E. S01E15 and S12E16 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Welcome to the newest dating phenomena; the biggest thing to happen to dating since The Dating Game. We watch as people are entangled with dating, marriage, family, money, rudeness, entitlement, and much more in this cross culture exploration on Indian Matchmaking. Netflix S01E01 and S01E05 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Pop quiz, hotshot: you're tired of your life, and you've always wanted to live off the land. But now winter is coming, the moose are everywhere, and your shoulder is dislocated. Who you gonna Call? Find out with us as we watch Homestead Rescue on the discovery channel. S06E02 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes