Who Is My Doctor?!

It's time for the world's most horrifying game of chubby bunny, where YOU are the marshmellows! The return of Donna Noble and the drummiest Doctor Who theme yet in Partners in Crime!

It's Christmas in July as we hop aboard the Titanic (not that one)! And the Doctor faces the threat of killer angels (not those ones) alongside his blonde, pop star companion (not that one) and only narrowly saves the Queen (yes, that one)! It's Voyage of the Damned!

We hear everyone's talking about a Russell T. Davies finale featuring an out-of-nowhere appearance from a Classic villain, a threat to all life in the universe, and a plot twist that doesn't make a lick of sense! It must be Utopia, The Sound of Drums, and Last of the Time Lords!

Today we look at arguably the most famous episode of Doctor Who, which means Cassie finally meets the Weeping Angels! So be sure you watch every second of this audio-only medium, because the Doctor very clearly says you're not allowed to blink! It's Blink!

Today we take a good hard SNIFF at one of the most iconic episodes of modern Who. We meet the real John Smith, debate what makes a person a person, and bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle, yickety-do yickitey-dah, ping-pong, lippy-tappy, too-tah.

Today Cassie meets The Master! Is he the Rizz Master? And what of the Brigadier? Does he serve cunt? The only way to find out is for Cassie to face the mannequin menace once again!

When we started this podcast, Cassie had the idea to put a fake ad in the middle of every episode as a fun little exercise for us. Here are the first 30 of them!

Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo, here comes the sun, and I say, BURN WITH ME!

Who knew that inside all of us was a giant scorpion monster with a dead-eyed face just waiting to come out? Doctor Who, that's who!

Today we take a trip to old New York, which I'm told was once New Amsterdam. It's full of Daleks, Pig-Men, and authentic American accents!

We're on the hiiiiighway to hell! Eventually. If the Doctor can solve this 23-year-long traffic jam full of art references, cat people, and CRABS!

This is my Whosday; as this very day was this episode born. Give me thy ear, listener. Be thou my witness as we talk about Series 3, Episode 2: the Shakespeare Code!

Doctor Who says All Cops are Rhinos, and All Rhinos are Bastards. It's the start of Series 3, where we meet Martha Jones, the Judoon, and a surprisingly sharp bendy straw!

It's finally time to REALLY go back in time and watch a story from the classic series: Genesis of the Daleks! Will Cassie still like her nasty boys when she sees their even nastier creator? And what does the Doctor have in his pocketses anyway?

In this episode, which is totally normal and just like every other episode, we take a look at some of the Magic: The Gathering cards themed after Doctor Who.

Today Cassie takes over the podcast to tell the story of the Doctor Who theme and the woman history (almost) failed to credit for it.

Today Cassie meets Donna Noble, Donna meets the Doctor, the Doctor meets a giant spider-lady, and we all learn if Cassie can get the same prophassie wrong twice!

An army of ghosts patrols around Earth, parallel universes are at stake, and the Cybermen and the Daleks get REAL sassy at each other. It's the last adventure with Rose, too! How many things can they stuff in one story?!

The death of the Olympic dream, an episode of Spongebob, and a new bit called "Who is my Dog-tor?!" So many things in store for you in this tangent-filled episode!

Today we look at Zach's least favorite episode of Doctor Who. Will this be the episode that finally breaks Cassie, or worse could she... actually enjoy it?

Maybe the real Satan was the friends we made along the way, or maybe he's this big, devil-y looking thing that's orbiting a black hole! Only one way to find out!

We heard you were HUNGRYYYYY for a little more podcast and brought you this episode on The Idiot's Lantern!

The most precious thing on Earth is this podcast, and yet we allow it to go not listened to! Cassie's introduction to the Cybermen, a trip to a parallel Earth, and the most dangerous game of tag in the universe!

So many mysteries in this episode! Why are robots chasing Madame de Pompadour? Why is there an eyeball where a camera should be? And does Zach's impression of a horse really sound like Hank Hill?

Maximum Podcast Mode! It's time for the Doctor to go back to school and meet up with some old companions!