Who Goes There Podcast

Rejoice, you plebs! For today is the anniversary of the day the world was gifted with…ME! That’s right, it’s my birthday! So you know what that means? It means the episode is late. Ha! This week we’re discussing 2018’s  Ghost Stories , in which Arch skeptic Professor Phillip Goodman embarks upon a terror-filled quest when he stumbles across a long-lost file containing details of three cases of ine...

Que onda wey?! It’s time for another episode of the  Who Goes There Podcast , and we know you’ve got the warm and fuzzies down in your cold and prickly. San Diego Comic Con has officially come and gone and we’re running down all of the horror news from the con that we could be bothered to give a shit about. If breathing in the funk of unbrushed geek teeth wasn’t enough to get you all sopping wet t...

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By royal proclamation, King Sam has sacrificed his monthly movie pick, so that the foul mouthed female of the  Who Goes There Podcast can have her first ever staff pick! Alia definitely wasn’t fucking around and came in with guns blazing with her pick of 1988’s  The Blob! The Blob has been consistently been suggested for review by our Patreon subscribers for as long as we’ve be...

It’s that time of the year again, the time for comic con, and fireworks, bar-b-ques and bonfires. All year long, kids wait in antici…pation for their summer vacation full of video games and sleeping in. All across the country, we rejoice at the extra couple hours of sunlight by hitting the beach and spending time with friends. Summer is a magical time, when it feels like nothing can go wrong; and...

I am going to go out on a limb and say, I don’t think that Canada gets the credit it so rightly deserves. In addition to serving as a neat hat for the United States, Canada has given us some incredible gifts in the form of political-punk butt-rockers Propagandhi, former WWF women’s champion and current M.I.L.F. Trish Stratus, and fuckin peanut butter! One of the more recent gifts given by our neig...

Twenty-one years ago, residents of San Diego, California were shocked to learn that not only did a U.F.O. death cult live in our fair city, but all 39 members of the cult had just commit mass suicide in a mansion right in the heart of town. As San Diego and the rest of the country watched, fascinated as the events of the “largest mass suicide in United States history” unfolded, so to did my infatu...

I am constantly hearing people say, “I wish I could go back to high school; everything was so great back then.” The truth is, high school was a really shit time! In high school your hormones are out of whack, you hate everyone and everything, especially your parents, you want so bad to fit in, but you decided to take band, and you keep getting awkward boners, and Mr. Bowles makes you play your sol...

Ahoy there, fuckers!  Five years ago today we posted the first ever episode of the Who Goes There Podcast; what a ride it’s been. This week, we thought we’d do something a little special, so we’re releasing a double episode! Well, it’s actually more like an episode and a half. First, King Sam has decreed that we discuss Peter Jackson’s  Bad Taste!  After we discuss extra-terrestrial anus we dive i...

In the early 2000’s horror fans were blessed with a bevy of bleak, bloody, and bad ass horror films from the land of the baguette. The French Extreme movement brought us modern classics such as  Martyrs ,  Inside , and  Frontier(s) , then laid in wait until American audiences began to feel safe, before once again dumping buckets of blood onto all of the precious snowflakes. This week, we take a lo...

Author of  Calvin and Hobbes,  Bill Watterson once said, “You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.” We completely agree, Bill. For this reason, we chose to wait until the last minute to choose this week’s movie, and boy did it get our creative juices flowing! This week, we’re going on a trip with 2018’s  Anonymous 616...

Wait no longer, boils and ghouls! Today is the day you’ve been waiting for; today is the day we sink our teeth into 2018’s  The Cleanse ! What’s that? You’ve never heard of  The Cleanse ?! Well, neither had we, but horror releases are slim pickings right now, so we take what we can get. At least we can all agree that we’ve been dying to see Johnny Galecki in something other than Big Bang Theory ,...

Hey there, jerks! We recorded a totally amazing show for episode 163, full of insightful analysis, well crafted jokes, heart warming moments and even some deep, personal reflection. Unfortunately, we accidentally deleted it, so we’re a little bit late this week, and we’re giving you this episode instead. Joined by our good buddy Mick Shear from the Co-Operatives, we’re giving you all our thoughts...

Ladies and gentlemen, come closer, gather ’round for his majesty King Sam has made a royal proclamation! By order of the King, episode 162 of the  Who Goes There Podcast   shall be on the 2017 Chinese horror comedy  Mon Mon Mon Monsters ! Do you love movies with idiotic teenagers doing mean spirited things? Do you have a bad case of odontophobia? Did you watch the movie Dead Girl and think, “You k...

Do you remember that scene in  A Clockwork Orange , Alex is strapped to the chair and forced to watch horrifying videos until his spirit is broken? This is essentially how we felt watching  Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare .  Join us, as we provide a safe space for those who went in to  Truth or Dare   and managed to come out the other side. We’ll get through this, together. Just remember, it’s not your...

Lately, it seems as though comedy actors are cutting their teeth as horror directors and absolutely killing it! This year’s indie horror darling comes in the form of John Krasinki’s  A Quiet Place. Chris has been sick as a dog, so the haomie Christine from  Horrible Imaginings Film Fest is filling in to discuss whether  A Quiet Place   is 2018’s horror heavyweight, or just a lot of noise. What Bru...

For the last year, Producer Shane has been bugging the shit out of us to give him a “Producer Shane Pick”. After doing everything in our power to get him to forget about “his pick”, Shane got his wish. This week we’re discussing 2004’s  Demons at the Door , a movie whose entire soundtrack is provided by none other than the Insane Clown Posse. Yup, it’s gonna be one of those shows! You think you’ve...

Happy Halloween, dummies! Ok, maybe it’s not actually Halloween, but it’s six months away so it’s technically Half Halloween. To celebrate, our haomie Tittybats has decided we should review  WNUF Halloween Special! Do you miss the early 90’s, when people like Ricki Lake and Geraldo Rivera ruled the airwaves? Do you long for the days of recording television on your VCR and fast forwarding through a...

Words can not possibly begin to describe how excited we are to be bringing you episode 157 of the Who Goes There Podcast . Let me just tell you, this is one of the most WTF movies we’ve covered on the show to date. Chosen by the king of our Patreon, this week we’re covering 1991’s  Mom , which could best be described as  Santa Clarita Retirement Home . Get ready, this episode gets a little wacky....

This week on the  Who Goes There Podcast we get, “a lil cute” in honor of St Paddy’s Day. Once you disregard the religious aspects, St Paddy’s is a holiday about killing your liver with alcohol. For this reason we decided to do a movie about killing monsters with alcohol, and we even brought in a real life Irishman. Matt’s buddy John flew in from Ireland to drink, teach us all about Irish curse wo...

St Paddy’s Day has come and gone and I’ve been “pissed as a fart” for the last 4 days; so please forgive us for the episode being a little late.  Veronica is the newest movie to be “too scary to finish” and we’re taking the piss out of the “based of true events” ghost story. None of this even matters, because on this episode we finally crowned the first ever  Who Goes There champion! Tune in for t...

It’s cold and rainy in San Diego right now, but things are on fire in the newest episode of Who Goes There . This week’s episode was chosen by Patreon haomie Jennifer Barloon. Join us, won’t you, as we take the piss out of the 2015 abomination known as  The Lazarus Effect . Let’s hope that unlike Lazarus, this movie stays dead. We also talk about horror’s big night at the Oscars, our thoughts on 2...

Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control, there was no episode last week. In an attempt to show you we still love you, this week we’re bring you an extra sweet episode! Originally we were going to record an episode on Matt’s favorite movie of 2017  Tragedy Girls ; so this week we’re doing  Tragedy Girls and  Cemetery Man! If you’ve never seen  Cemetery Man buckle up, because that shi...

Last week Netflix shocked the world by not only releasing a new trailer for  Cloverfield Paradox during the Superbowl, but announcing the film would be available to stream right after the game. In a move no one saw coming, Netflix shook the film industry to it’s very core. A few days later, Netflix quietly released horror festival darling:  The Ritual . Hold on to your Higgs Boson, because this we...

Last episode some listeners were a little disturbed by all of the talk about vomit. This week we’re making vomit fun again, with puppets! Before Peter Jackson was making movies about giant apes and wandering hobbits, he made Meet the Feebles;  a movie full of sex, vomit, shit eating, Vietnam flashbacks, and heroin abuse. Oh yeah, and it all revolved around puppets. Did you write a song about your...

We didn’t exactly love the fact that King Sam chose  Slaughtered Vomit Dolls for episode 150, but we’re professionals, and the show must go on. This time, rather than pissing and moaning about having to watch such a “film”, we have an in depth conversation about the film, the goings on behind the scenes, what a deplorable piece of shit the director is, and the boundaries of consent. With endless l...