White Noise Sports with Tanner White!

Dang, Clayton Kershaw is SO lucky his retirement got announced right after I recorded. Jayden Daniels, Joe Burrow, JJ McCarthy, and the injury bug tearing through the QB landscape! And Justin Verlander should NOT be this good at 42. He wants to make one more go of it next year!

3 snaps. 3 snaps, and Xavier Worthy gets leveled by Taylor Swift's fiancé. Come on. At least Kittle caught a TD first! Sports gambling and basketball go together like peas and carrots- this time, it's a 6-school-wide NCAA investigation! Sports Betting Timeline (Since 2018): https://www.espn.com/espn/betting/story/_/id/39908218/a-line-sports-gambling-scandals-2018 August WNBA Ratings: https...

Ok, so, that was an insane opener between the Eagles and Cowboys. If you're a degenerate like me and stayed up to watch the whole thing after the weather delay, you made the right choice. JV is 42 years old and he's still got it, Cal Raleigh is America's favorite catcher- and the 4-HR games are getting more common!

Ceedee Lamb 9th? Brock Bowers in the 20's? I have no idea what's going on with my leagues but I will absolutely take it (unless "it" is starting Brock Purdy). The next MLB expansion might be ready by 2030! Rob Manfred won't be around anymore, but he sounds like he's cooking it up! MLB Commissioner on expansion: https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/rob-manfred-says-mlb-expansion-could-lead-to-geograp...

Just saying, if you ever need to get in touch with the higher-ups in the MLB, it appears to not be all that difficult. Nick. Kurtz. Ridiculous. Skubal vs. Skenes for best pitcher in the world, a tight AL Manager of the Year race, and more! WPBL FAQ's: https://www.womensprobaseballleague.com/faqs/ USAPL Iron Games- 9 AM EST, 8/23 https://www.youtube.com/live/AaKXoPEKyuA?si=4fy340Kf_LoM_nLI

You see it in the title. Shedeur might be doomed, Daniel Jones might keep getting chances- and then there's the Saints. Plus, Brock Bowers and the young studs at TE are all high in my PPR tight end rankings! USAPL Iron Games link coming soon, live on Twitch at 9 am next Saturday 8/23!

My top 5 fantasy RB's for the 2025 season! And when it comes to Juge and Ohtani, I'm not tired of them yet, but I'm getting there. They're head and shoulders above the rest of the world, and they're my (boring) MVP picks- but what if it's Schwarber and Skubal instead?! Powerlifting America Umbra Classic stream from 8/3, just in case you missed it: https://www.youtube.com/live/HFKPm9APK4o?si=wBNdDE...

The Hall of Fame Game was... well, at least it was a football game. Suarez, Naylor, Bieber, Tyler and Taylor Rogers (now the first pair of twins to be traded on the same day!)- who did your team get, and what did they give up? Another link for Powerlifting America Umbra Classic: https://www.youtube.com/live/HFKPm9APK4o?si=zkfj5N9f95NnYPIw

You can't stop me from taking Josh Allen in the 3rd round. No, I don't care about your AvErAgE dRaFt PoSiTiOn. (Tigers front office, if you're reading this, please trade for Eugenio Suarez- thank you. This is a problem.) Powerlifting America Umbra Classic, 8/3/25, ~ 9 am. Meet stream here: https://www.youtube.com/live/HFKPm9APK4o?si=RRERRXFcfgr-vgyZ

I got everything I wanted out of the MLB All-Star Break- how about you? TJ Watt is the highest-paid non-QB- Shocker! And Dame is back in Portland with an all-time loyalty move!

Kickers, defenses- you will always have my fullest support in fantasy (I had Boswell and the Broncos last year!)

What in the Sam Hill is an "off"-season? The NFL and the NBA are popping off right now- one just wrapped, one's staring down the start of camp, and everyone's available! The Tigers and Dodgers had 3 All-Star starters apiece- who got snubbed? Will we see Skenes vs. Skubal on the mound?

That was, to put it ever-so-lightly, a fairly decent run by SGA and the Thunder. Ohtani's arm is live, and the annual Kevin Durant sweepstakes concludes with the Rockets this time!

Didn't know you could do that, but a solid move for the Pacers if they hit on the draft next year. The Red Sox trade their biggest star for a bag of peanuts, the Dodgers finally get Ohtani, the pitcher back- and more! Strongman Live Stream (Feats of Raw Strength IV, Saturday 6/21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VVRpfKls6c Shedeur Speeding Article: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4554524...

Jeanty might be an auto-cop by round 3 or 4. Travis Hunter- well, we gotta know where he's going to play first! Plus, World's Strongest Man, IPF Worlds- when will strength sports wake up and realize they need legit media coverage? It takes some vision and money to grow.

Nobody's gotten a more rotten deal since Michael Malone- who just might end up the Knicks' next head coach! Powerlifting America Motor City Muscle Meet: https://www.youtube.com/live/85k8NlVqUac?si=VrMhIyEOl9XjFWBk MHSAA Track & Field Finals: https://www.nfhsnetwork.com/events/mhsaa-mi/gamfde31e87c1

I might have a heart attack if had a sinker start middle-in at 102.6 mph and almost hit me in my back hip. One of the all-time great starts. Plus, the Thunder waxed the Wolves- why they'll cruise to their first-ever championship!

-This -That -The other thing! The Eagles, man- I don't even like them but what did they do to deserve a schedule like that? At least they still have the Tush Push. https://www.youtube.com/live/85k8NlVqUac?si=x-wn9V3bWx4UWhXH

Okay, enough about me- did you SEE what happened to the Cavs? Skipped Derek Carr retiring, the votes on current athletes playing in the 2028 Olympics- there was just too much to do!

All I know is, the day this comes out, the Tigers are 25-13 and have Skubal on the bump to start a home stand. Sounds gritty. Tyrese Haliburton Game-Winner: https://youtu.be/BLf0d3pFnL4?si=Q8UqjvInhcqYBi-R Powerlifting United Power Battle Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/powerbellybarbell

5 out of 32 ain't bad (I'm not very good at math). Give us all the game 7's in the NBA playoffs, and Mike Trout's latest injury sounds ominous!

32 picks, 32 LOCKS- book'em. If you're a degenerate gambler, this is the episode for you. Also, sorry to break it to you, but your team is picking a tackle in the first round, whether you like it or not.

So you're telling me you can quit on your team in the spring, move across the country and get rich again in the fall? College sports are awesome. Plus, the (nearly full, pending the play-in elimination) NBA Playoff Preview!

All Hail Todd Golden. I may have to name my first-born son Walter Clayton White, and I hope my future wife will understand. The Tush Push is on the chopping block but the dynamic kickoff is here to stay!

Ok, I kinda want to get one and just swing it out in the backyard to see what all the hype is about. April Fools' was fun, but imagine my disappointment waking up the next day and still having to deal with Aaron Rodgers' smug face.