What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

Our disc stack this week is the worst road trip buddies to have, and we got into a long debate about where they rank so we have a BONUS episode - live, undrawn, and uncut - trying to fight it out. Give it a listen and let us know what you think the rankings should be. 1) Tom Atkins leering and driving drunk in H3 2) TIE: terrible boyfriend in Joy Ride 2 and Franklin in TCM 3) everyone but Eric and...

Can women change tires? Why does everyone hate Eric and J-Bones? Is shot accuracy merely a plot device? Join us as Jess hurts her own feelings by picking this movie to analyze. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us for daily fun, polls, and calls for reviews: Twitter (@LeastFavPod) Inst...

CW:  sexual assault, dog hunting, torture, cannibalism, threatened baby cannibalism, and mediocre white men Can you believe we are once again back in the Muniz Era (or that we are once again calling it the Muniz Era)?  Things are gonna get So RaNdOm as we talk about the Doug of it all, poorly built houses, and all of the sad faces Jess had to write in her notes this week. ::: ::: ::: :::...

It's a family reunion, and Uncle Mike is in town! We're here to discuss all the family drama (and trust us, there's plenty), but we save plenty of time to talk about Loomis and explosives, multiple Lincolns, and Dr. Hoffman's level of over it. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us for d...

What happens with a demonic possession and a greasy guy?  A lot of fun and terror!  Are attics scary?  Are crawlspaces scary?  Are sleepwalking girlfriends scary?  Are men with cameras scary?  Tune in to find out! For what it’s worth:  the word Trav was struggling with was “minimalistic,” and the phrase Jess was struggling with was “vaulted ceilings.” ::: ::: :::...

We're diving into a more recent entry of the beloved franchise with our pal Joe from Flyover State of Fear. But no worries - we still have a lot of existential dread, confused horniness, and the MF patriarchy to talk about. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Find Joe and Flyover State of Fear: https://linktr.ee/FlyoverStateOfFear Twitter handles: @chendango1 and @FlyovaStateFear ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: :...

Despite this movie being one f*ck of a bummer, we manage to find levity discussing Jess’s Milk Theory, referencing Vines (RIP), and critiquing the table manners of sadists. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This episode discusses suicide and self harm. For resources, please visit https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org or call 1-800-273-8255 or visit https://nami.org/Home ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: V...

Is it good?  Is it bad?  It’s a movie!  We talk all the camp, murder, mystery, and mayhem of this standalone Halloween film.  We have human disaster Dr. Tom, surprisingly accurate hotel room representation, and lots of melty punkins.  Only 221 days til Halloween! ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie....

Is man at heart a walrus? Did Americans invent sadness? How the hell are we supposed to avoid mixing up "Wallace" and "walrus?" We answer all this and more with special guest Steve from The Decision Reel! ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Check out Steve and the rest of The Decision Reel crew: https://www.thedecisionreel.com/ ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, an...

You know how sometimes you use your telepathic bond with insects to solve a murder with your sidekick chimpanzee companion hellbent on vengeance?  If not, don’t think too hard about it.  Leave the thinking to us and listen as we argue about field trips vs tour groups, bug dream manipulation, and - of course - one Samuel Loomis. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes,...

Everyone loves a good, creepy clown and we've got one of the best in modern horror joining us today to discuss his feature film debut: David Howard Thornton! In addition to all things Terrifier, we talk about retail work, which Joker is the best Joker, and how much vomit is too much vomit (spoiler alert: any amount). ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Find David Howard Thornton: Instagram @davidhowardtho...

When there's no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth. Today is that day as we talk about the Zack Snyder remake of Dawn of the Dead! Join us as we talk about zombie bodily functions, bad dad/husbands as bad party guests, and Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescary...

This week we revisit more of Haddonfield and talk about all the disrespect present - from shot counts to manslaughter to mayonnaise-less sandwiches to leaving your child off the gallery wall.  Will general dentistry be enough to satisfy Loomis?  Will Brackett shouting at Loomis be enough to satisfy Jess? ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories:...

Join us for many a needle drop on this tale of love, stolen identity, murder, and Royal jerkdom. We discuss the exact circumstances in which someone might accidentally stab someone else and advocate for MORE EYEPATCHES. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: The interview discussed in this episode: https://www.nightmarishconjurings.com/2020/02/24/interview-writer-director-maggie-levin-for-my-valentine/ ::: :...

Join us as we discuss one of the most divisive films of the past year!  We talk a lot about HGTV and Zillow, surgical daggers, and ever-bleeding head wounds. Oh and by the way - fuck fucking Derek. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us for daily fun, polls, and calls for reviews: T...

We're traveling to Haddonfield for our newest franchise: HALLOWEEN! We discuss ethics in psychiatry, the proper age to become a serial killer, and good phone etiquette. Buckle up, pals. We're in for a wild ride. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories:  https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us for daily fun, polls, and calls for...

It's time for another bonus episode, baby - live, uncut, and undrawn. Trav and Jess say goodbye to Jason and Co by ranking the films. For added fun, we compared our rankings to our actual, factual score ratings we gave each movie this year. Yes, we learn we are hypocrites. Help us say goodbye to the big guy and get ready to say hello to Ole Mikey. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Listen to us discuss S...

We’re here and we’re ready to get spooky - found footage style! - with author Robert Ottone.  We’re talking Hell House LLC and all that comes with it:  aged and heat-blasted white wine, creepy clowns, Canadian stairs.  And if you’re wondering if Trav comes up with any more giallo titles, worry not. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Find Robert Ottone: Instagram & Twitter: @RobertOttone spookyhousepress....

It's birthday week! We can't think of a better way to celebrate than with Cake, Bon Jovi, and Jared Padalecki. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us for daily fun, polls, and calls for reviews: Twitter (@LeastFavPod) Instagram (@leastfavoritescarymoviepodcast) Facebook (What's Your (Lea...

Welcome to 2022.  Because Trav does not want to start the new year with unfinished business hanging over our heads, we have put on our skimpiest pajamas and joined in to the finale of the Slumber Party Massacre trilogy.  We’re talking leisure PowerPoint shows, nonconsensual Top Gun, cool guy bowl cuts, and the age old Marvel-DC household divide. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This episo...

This week we pack our bags and head out to Camp Crystal Lake one last time. Remake or no, some things have changed while others have stayed the same. We still have your typical Ft13 cops and Jason's complete neglect of poor Pamela, but we also have Jared Padalecki and Daddy's Shoes. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleas...

We are at the end of our coverage on the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise and BOY OH BOY do we have thoughts.  On top of some strong opinions, we also talk The Strokes, canonically terrible parents, early childhood sadomasochism in The Sims, bad CGI, and Gigablasting.  We also ask the very important question:  is Quentin a person?! ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This episode discu...

It’s the gift that keeps on giving:  a holiday horror anthology, Kentucky style.  We have breaking news updates, we have dudebro sexual tension, we have sappy voiemails from Jess that Trav will listen to after he definitely doesn’t murder her, we have terrible and unnecessary nicknames, we have epic sibling throwdowns - we truly have it all this week. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This...

Pour yourself a glass of Dawn Summers-approved wine and grab a plate of skin jerky cookies - it's time for the 2006 Black Christmas remake. We've got a messed up game of Secret Santa, predatory locals, and a whole lot of Razr ringtones. Merry Christmas! ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This episode discusses sexual assault and incest. For resources, please visit rainn.org or call 1-800-656-HOPE(467...

Trav prepares to offer Jess as a naughty human sacrifice to evil Santa for her views on this 1989 cult classic.  Is the mom the world’s worst boss?  Is Thomas a terrible friend?  Is pappy a better liar than we give him credit for?  Join us for these questions and more. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescary...