What's the Script?

Come one, come all and behold the amazing What's the Script? Pod, and for our next trick: guessing the plot of The Prestige. We know it's Nolan, we know it's magicians, we know almost nothing else. Heaps of fun this week and we talk man's greatest trick, disguises and having 2 kitchen fires in 10 minutes. We hope you enjoy! As always please share the pod with people you think might enjoy it, you c...

Paddington's the name, guessing the plot of it is the game. Very fun episode this week which includes: Steve thinking Paddington is a teddy bear from Chile; Alfridge has fish and chips and a brand new Paddington theme tune is revealed. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve...

This week we delve deep into the murky waters of dark teen thriller Donnie Darko. We know it's got a rabbit in it, but that's about it. Can we guess the plot armed with just the poster? Tune in to find out. Lots of laughs and Steve records a haunting cover that gives John Lewis Christmas ads a run for their money. You can gain access to twice as many eps and help support the show over on Patreon.c...

This week on What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen, the lads delve into comedy classic (?) Weekend at Bernie's. Lots of fun stuff going on here including: Roger getting the word tobogganing wrong, Alfridge has some monkfish and Steve performs a rap. Not one to be missed imho. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescri...

We're back and we're dumber than ever. Lots of laughs this week as we talk Time Warp, freaks and Steve writes and produces a theme song for the movie. Thanks for listening and as always please head on over to Patreon for twice as much content for just £3 p/m, patreon.com/whatsthescript. @whatsthescript_ whatsthescriptpod@gmail.com @stuartmcp @stephenbucomedy etc etc xx

Please enjoy the second of 2 bonus episodes over the festive period where comedian/friend/film buff/nice man Chris Thorburn asks your hosts Stu & Steve (bad men/film dummies) questions about the first 31 films we've watched together. Who will emerge victorious by being the least daft? Tune in to find out! Lots of fun and laughs in this ep, thanks a lot to Chris for being such a good question m...

Please enjoy the first of 2 bonus episodes over the festive period where comedian/friend/filmbuff/nice man Chris Thorburn asks your hosts Stu & Steve (bad men/film dummies) questions about the first 31 films we've watched together. Who will emerge victorious by being the least daft? Tune in to find out! Lots of fun and laughs in this ep, thanks a lot to Chris for being such a good question mas...

Have yourself a merry little podcast! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson & Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is Christmas/Musical classic - White Christmas. This is our last episode of the year and last episode of series 1. Thank you all for being on this daft laugh journey with us, it's been a blast. Hopefully we'll see you ag...

The penultimate episode of the series is here and let me tell ya, it's a doozy! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week's film is mystery/noir/Christmas (sort of) film, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Lots to enjoy including: the best movie tagline ever written and a podcast first where one of the lads discove...

What's the Script's ALIVE! With the sound of guessing the plot of this week's movie FLASH GORDON. Loads of fun this week including chat about Brian Blessed's wee panties, the refreshing inclusion of female beasting and just general daft laugherry. As always we'd love and appreciate your support over on Patreon.com/whatsthescript where you can join us on our sister venture Stu & Steve Write a F...

No podcast left behind! (is that a quote from this film? Literally no one knows). Hiya and welcome to another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is all about Steven Spielberg's harrowing war epic 'Saving Private Ryan'.The film might've been harrowing, but that didn't stop the boays from...

It's an anime thing... you wouldn't understand. What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week we're doing the one and only Spirited Away. In this cool episode there's lots to enjoy, including: LOTS of chat about Pokemon, weird hentai pop-ups and Scotland's historic football win. Find us on Patreon.com/w...

Pop a straw in this episode and drink it right up! Your two favourite Podcast Men are back to try and guess what happens in Paul Thomas Anderson's There Will Be Blood. A self-proclaimed "sing-songy" ep, it's also our longest runtime yet as we take in West Coast colloquialisms, Little Marty drops by the studio and Stu catches himself in the midst of the worst impression of a Hollywood A-lister you'...

What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've not seen. This week is the legal drama smash-hit Erin Brockovich. In this very cool episode there's lots of fun to be had including: defensive points play between the lads, Alfridge goes for a Bread Meats Bread and Roger gives his worst review yet. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthesc...

'"Let's turn it up to eleven" - Spinal Cord' - Michael Scott. What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson & Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've not seen. This week's film is mockumentary classic 'This Is Spinal Tap'.Very rocking episode this week which includes: a discussion regarding whether it's Norman or Nigel who has nae pals; Robin Williams' Bicentennial...

The Halloween spooktacular is here, and let me tell ya - it's pretty spooky! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've not seen. And what better way to bring in All Hallow's Eve than to listen to us discuss the horror classic The Exorcist. Very scary but fun ep which includes: a new spooky jingle, Steve doesn't know what...

After a week off and a new series announcement, Steve & Stu are back on their original bullshit for this week's film: Pretty Woman. That's got to be a daft laugh, no? Tune in to find out! The boys talk Richard Gere being a sex symbol, George from Seinfeld being a beast and Stu lets himself down with Roger Eggbert (not for the first time). There's a lot to enjoy. You can join us on Patreon.com/...

Sick of the lamestream cinema, Steve and Stu have decided to take it upon themselves to write the best movie of all time. Citizen Kane? More like Citizen Lame, amirite? Join them on their journey as they go through all the stages of writing a film, THEN, actually attempt to make the film. Here's the catch - the budget of the film will consist entirely of the money raised from the Patreon donations...

What's the script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've not seen. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances there is no episode this week. Apologies. However, we do have a V exciting announcement that may interest you. Steve and Stu are launching a new show exclusively for their Patreon supporters called: Stu and Steve write a film...

It's 3...2...1...blastoff on a podcast odyssey this week as your fave pod tackle the cinemaddic behemoth that is Stanley Kubrick's 2001. We talk watching films in the queue for Space Mountain and Roger Eggbert drops by to tell us who is favourite comedians are. Plus: Steve has a nap, Stu's hungover and our bad luck with audio technology continues, but even those forces can't stop us from having a...

We said we'd be back, and we are, baby!!It's 2020, it's ep 20 and two guys have a podcast where they try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. Apologies for the hammy audio this week. This was due to things outwith our control (we don't have a clue why it's much worse than other weeks but it is). This week's ep includes: monophonic ringtones, the "maw flap" and an outro with a twist (ano...

This week Steve & Stu dive deep into the murky New York City underbelly as they try to guess what happens in Martin Scorsese's Mean Streets. There's also a lot of chat about Mangos, the Arctic Monkeys and Roger Eggbert's had a few too many. I guess sometimes you need to be a little worse for wear to be a lotta entertaining on a podcast! You can support us at patreon.com/whatsthescript, follow...

All you horndogs are about to have the time of your life! Thanks for listening to What's the Script? the podcast where hosts Stuart McPherson & Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've not seen. This week's flick is iconic 80s box office smash-hit 'Dirty Dancing'. Very fun and horny discussions about: Scottish country dancing; cheese on toast and pingers. If you enjoy the episo...

Hear ye, hear ye! 'What's the Script?' (the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen) is back with another gripping ep. This week we deep-dive into M. Night Shyamalan's The Village and let me tell ya - it's a good'un. Highlights include: a new jingle; Steve mispronounces the word "porcupine" and Stu instills a sense of dread. Who will w...

What's the script? is a podcast in which two guys try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. However, that does not happen in this episode. This episode is a wee bonus, where we largely just talk pish for a while. We dip into the mailbag (emails) and have a look at some of the lovely pictures that have been sent in, and tell Lucy, Dan, Angus and Olly what their favourite films are (congra...