Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

Episode 114 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 113 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 112 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 111 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 110 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 109 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 108 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Episode 107 of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?.

Brian Thompson is accused by a “grifter” of being sponsored by an employment app. With an email from Mr. M, Thompson is told about Woodrow Derenberger, a sewing machine salesman, who witnessed the UFO sighting of (self-named) Ingrid Cold. Thompson called the math homework hotline, hoping to get some help on calculating probability/average of UFO sightings. To calculate this, the math support hotli...

Says podcast no longer and never was sponsored by Ziprecruiter and title is back to previous form. Brian shares an electronic correspondence with someone from Ziprecruiter. Company became aware of the podcast’s Twitter page; Brian implies sponsorship with the Twitter username of the pod; improper use of ziprecruiter remarks in podcast logo; no affiliation exists between ziprecruiter; Brian says he...

Brian says he would like to apologize to M. Morganstein; recovered an article about pasta and pizza making a revival and M left a comment on the account warning that Mr. Lazarus died of mysterious circumstances; Brian said that he overlooked this and is therefore apologetic. Brian has discovered that a spokesperson for the US Postal Service won his award for “Most Outstanding Candor;” Brian apolog...

Sponsored by Ziprecruiter; Recaps about George Lazarus who talked about McDonalds maybe bringing back pizza at the turn of the 21st century. First thread any harm has befallen a “fellow journalist.” Talks about the insurance industry and not being able to use this money if he were to pass, so he begins the process of trying to find someone to be his apprentice to take over Brian’s search. Brian ca...

Ziprecruiter presents: Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s. Brian is suffering from laryngitis, shouted at a gas station which caused it. Continued selling of pizza in Walmart was met with success, but tried to bring back to individual stores. Nation Pizza and Foods may be supplying pizzas to clients that may be the same as the McDonald’s pizza. It is against their policy to say anything abou...

Ziprecruiter presents: Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s, the IJP. Brian tells listeners that he hopes his sponsorship with Ziprecruiter will allow him to stop living in his car. He then refers to his lack of trust in his local public library because of their failure to provide him with Willow. He has been sleeping in his car outside other libraries, one of which has a microfilm archive of...

Brian tapes the 100th episode of his IJP live outside the Burbank Public Library. Brian continually pauses recording in order to check in with the crowd outside to see if they are there for the taping. Brian talks to Keoni, a food scientist about McDonald’s pizza. Brian differentiates between McDonald’s pizza and McPizza, while conversing with a listener about Dunkin’ Donuts. Brian answers questio...

Brian recaps his loss of funding from benefactor Captain D, after failing to ensure that the Louvre would be open during his visit. Brian, then, turns to growing daffodils for pleasure and profit. The daffodils drew garden slugs, causing Brian to crash his car into his neighbor’s mailbox. Said neighbor (Ellen DeGeneres) is now using Lebron James’ injury attorney (Jacob Emrani) to sue Brian for “ev...

Brian reports that he will record the IJP’s 100th episode from his library parking lot, culminating in a donation of Willow to the library. Brian describes his financial troubles resulting from a neighborhood invasion of garden slugs attracted by his daffodils. An audience recruiter outside Warner Brothers invites Brian to a taping of The Connors, free of charge, reigniting Brian’s hope to infiltr...

Brian discusses McDonald’s Germany and the Pizza Mac, a burger served with pizza buns. Mr. Johnson describes the limited edition Pizza Mac as a burger with swiss cheese, tomato sauce, and pizza crust-like buns. Mr. Johnson says that the Pizza Mac was okay but made him crave McDonald’s pizza even more now that he knew they had the resources necessary to do so. Mr. Johnson refutes claims about wait...

Brian recaps McDonald’s Pizza, ties it to the family dinner market, and Thanksgiving. Brian provides a Thanksgiving message for listeners and their families. He asks that families sign a piece of paper requesting that McDonald’s bring back pizza and deliver them to local McDonald’s. Brian asks listeners to post these papers to social media as well so that he can forward them to McDonald’s.

Brian attempts to call producer Chuck Lorre to further investigate the pizza in Young Sheldon, and realizes his yellow pages are missing. Brian calls Warner Brothers to Inquire about studio tours.

Brian’s colleague Blair Hodges, @lifeonaplate on Twitter, asks Andy Bowers (former Panoply Chief Information Officer) for comment on Pizzaply’s success. Bowers wishes Pizzaply all the best. Brian describes a device he has in his house which sets off an alarm every time pizza is mentioned on his television. Brian’s listeners bring his attention to an episode of Young Sheldon (2,3) in which a pizza...

Brian describes a screening of Willow in which director Ron Howard will be in attendance. Brian practices his hand raising in order to get Ron Howard’s attention and share his treatment for Willow 2: Through the Portal of Time. Howard responds that Willow 2 is already in the works. https://willow2.com

Brian explores the differences between pizza and calzones by calling a pizza place and requesting an “open calzone.” Brian recaps his own mistakes and advocates for accountability and humility in his own listeners.

Brian receives a photo of the McDonald’s Pizza exhibit from the Pizza Museum’s Twitter account. This intel is corroborated by a listener who visited the museum. Brian learns that international McDonalds’ locations serve Pizza McPuffs (India) and Pizza Rotto (Italy). Brian argues that Pizza Rotto disproves McDonalds’ claim that pizza took too long to make.

Brian talks about The Trump Prophecy and Trump’s love for McDonald’s, hypothesizing that Trump could issue an executive order requiring McDonald’s to bring pizza back to their menus. Brian calls into Grace Hour radio and asks about differentiating between dreams and messages from God.