Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

On the season three premiere of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?, I am finally awarded a well-deserved award and arrange for the proper home security with which to protect it.

In this touching conclusion to my 2022 Christmas Special, an old friend gives me a glimpse of a dark future where McDonald's Pizza is all but forgotten.

In this first part of my 2022 Christmas special, I am stopped from following through on a dangerous aquatic activity by a mysterious figure from my past.

In light of recent nuclear fusion discoveries, I protect myself against a potential explosive disaster by planning to construct a convenient underground bunker.

I expose some disturbing information about the host of a Hulu reality competition webseries about pizza making.

I investigate some intriguing information (or, potentially, disinformation) about McDonald's Pizza recounted by a fellow journalist during the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

On this special Thanksgiving edition of the program, I offer a sample prayer to use with your family, provide some food safety tips when stuffing your turkey, and offer some further details on my plan to drown myself if I do not receive enough Patreon patrons in my pledge drive.

I investigate replacing the troubled Twitter.com service with the CB radio community. Plus, I announce a new Pizzaply Media program and launch my first Patreon pledge drive by declaring if I do not gain 50 new patrons by the end of the month, I will drown myself in the Los Angeles River.

On this special Halloween edition of the program, I recount the story of a haunted McDonald's and make plans for how to distribute chicken McNuggets to trick or treaters while I am away from home.

I am refused spiritual guidance regarding the aftermath of my consumption of a marijuana cigarette.

I investigate the new so-called "adult Happy Meals" by altering my consciousness with legal drugs.

A listener does some deputy journalism in Brooklyn, and my investigation into a mysterious Facebook page leads me to the darkest wilderness of South Dakota.

Continuing my investigation into the deranged McDonald's fans of Facebook, I explore a bizarre page devoted to the Mediterranean Sea and expose myself to the dark secrets within.

Further investigation into the deranged minds behind strange comments on the official McDonald's Facebook page leads me down a darker and darker path.

I attempt to recreate a pizza-adjacent menu item from McDonald's Singapore by smashing a bag of snack mix with a hammer.

I investigate shockingly similar and somewhat deranged comments beneath an historic post on the official McDonald's Facebook page.

I investigate the introduction of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.

In my continuing quest to become a hacker so that I might be able to hack into McDonald's most secret computers, I prepare to enroll in Hacker High School, a hacking school open only to teenage students.

I further my investigatory skills by seeking to become a hacker.

Live from the parking lot of a McDonald’s.

An announcement concerning my overnight stealth camping expedition in a McDonald's parking lot.

I announce the success of my McDonald's stealth camping fundraiser. Plus, I address breaking news about the discontinuation of the Choco Taco and go undercover to investigate its disappearance.

I embark on my mission to crowd fund a campaign to camp overnight in the parking lot of a McDonald's.

To "get in the mind" of accomplished radio broadcaster Art Bell, I speak with another accomplished radio broadcaster, Tom Scharpling of "The Best Show", who offers some sound advice on how best to deal with the issue of the typographical error on Art Bell's tombstone.

I consult a spiritual guide to seek God's blessing over my impending marriage and to answer some questions I have about whether God is a ghost made of ectoplasm.