What Were They Thinking?

The guys are all over the road this week as they talk about the road-rage/serial killer thriller Unhinged starring Russell Crowe. Joining them is returning guest Galen Howard, who has lots of theories about a fake mother. The guys discuss the film in-depth and wonder - is Russell Crowe delivering the performance of a lifetime? Is there such thing as TOO MUCH foreshadowing? How much does Galen know...

This week, the gang returns to the tried-and-true trove of bad movies: video game adaptations. Joining them is returning guest Brent of the Home Video Hustle who is DETERMINED to let everyone know a character dies in the movie despite their appearance at the end. They talk about the movie's plot having almost nothing to do with the video game, 20,000 gigabytes, Jin's multiple girlfriends, the only...

Ohhhh, the 90s. The guys are joined by Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to talk all about the 90s Quentin Tarantino wannabe action/comedy hitman movie The Big Hit. They talk about Mark Wahlberg playing a very questionable hero on multiple levels, Lou Diamond Phillips making ALL of the acting choices, being addicted to masturbation (along with Steve's favourite line), video stores...

The guys dive back into the world of Cannon Films to talk about the wonderfully cheesy action-filled Revenge of the Ninja. They talk about kung-fu grandmas, small children having competitive fights with trained assassins, Sho Kosugi playing... Cho and the totally unearned heroic death scene. Plus: Brendan talks about his unique viewing experience of the movie and later - the guys' minds are blown...

This week, a special guest co-host enters the fray and Jason MacLeod stops by to aid in the discussion of a weird 80s comedy starring... Daniel Day-Lewis?! Yep. They discuss the film Stars and Bars, a movie seemingly tailor-made for Hugh Grant years before Hollywood had created Hugh Grant the dopey romantic comedy star. They talk about the lack of jokes (seems to be a theme for these kinds of movi...

Super Summer Flopbuster Month concludes with a discussion of the SUPER-silly and nonsensical 1984 romp - Supergirl. Returning guest Joshua Kotsabasakis joins the guys to talk about how the film is clearly written by a man, the inappropriate romantic relationships, Faye Dunaway's amazing performance, Peter O'Toole acting like a total jerk and much, MUCH more. Squirt? Check our social media on Sunda...

Another superhero summer movie... of sorts. This week, the guys wax poetic about the abysmal blockbuster comedy flop The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Why waste $100 million on THIS script!? Was Eddie Murphy napping during the entire production? What was with that sound effect that came on every time Randy Quaid spoke? Why did it seem like the dialogue mostly improvised (and badly at that)? A sexy rob...

Continuing with this month's theme, the guys bring back Josh Kotsabasakis to help break down the infamous 2004 flop Catwoman. The guys talk about the overlong cat-filled opening credits that seem to run out of ideas, the infamous handwriting analysis scene, Alex Borstein's completely pointless character, all of the cat puns, the huge plot revelation in the last five minutes of the movie and much,...

Back to the HOSTS picking the movies, damn it! This week, we start off a very special Super Summer Flopbuster season by talking all about the Robert Townsend superhero flick The Meteor Man. Is this silly superhero movie based in Republican logic? Why does this children's movie have so many drive-by shootings? Are satin baseball jackets and bleach-blonde hair really that scary for a gang? And how d...

Listeners Choice Month finishes off with a movie that many warned about and caused a firestorm of online rage from any poor soul that witnessed the release of the very misbegotten premise and trailer. The guys talk about the truly offensive premise combined with some of the laziest filmmaking in cinema history, the random M. Night Shyamalan slam, racist foreshadowing, the iPhone edit, the most inf...

The penultimate episode of Listeners Choice Month caps off with the longest episode in WWTT history! Joining the guys for this one is returning guest Joshua Kotsabasakis as they discuss... Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. They talk all about the legendary "MARTHA!" scene, the dull colour palette, the bizarre and infuriating Jimmy Olsen cameo, the movie's weird connection to Lethal Weapon 4 and...

Listeners Choice Month rolls forward with this breakdown of the Don Bluth's last hurrah (as of 2022, anyway) into feature-length film: the 2000 flop Titan A.E. In the span of this episode, the guys discuss Matt Damon's super-90s flippy haircut making it into the character design, the fantastic Don Bluth animation having a very weird collaboration with some sloppy CGI, the most obvious double-cross...

Listeners Choice Month continues with a pick from Brent of the Home Video Hustle podcast. The guys are bestowed with A Haunted House, the horror/parody starring Marlon Wayans alongside some pretty talented improv comedians. They talk about every and all things including Marlon Wayans getting intimate with stuffed animals, talented comedians attempting to elevate rather dire material, VERY subtle g...

Listeners Choice Month begins with a pick from the Spirit! It's Tron: Legacy and it has the guys scratching their heads at all the WACKY terminology! Is de-aged Jeff Bridges one of the worst "special effects" in cinematic history? How much word salad can this movie get away with? Is Olivia Wilde playing a sex robot? Did this movie really have a character twist that has absolutely no weight if you...

This week, the guys dive into an oft-misunderstood but absolutely insane comic book movie - Tank Girl. Should Tank Girl herself have been a gay icon of the 90s? Is that Ice-T playing a talking kangaroo man? Did the studio interference actually make things... better? How much quipping can one movie handle? NO SERIOUSLY... IS THAT ICE-T AS A TALKING KANGAROO MAN!? Check our social media on Sunday fo...

Galen is back (this time as a guest) and joins the guys to discuss the Renny Harlin box-office bomb: Cutthroat Island. This episode answers the question: how many pirate voices is too many? They also discuss Frank Langella's amazing performance, the filthy innuendo throughout, less-than-zero chemistry from the leads, holding people at gunpoint with eels, the existence of quicksand and much more. P...

This week, the guys discuss the comic-book sequel The Return of Swamp Thing along with recurring guest and comic book aficionado Joshua Kotsabasakis. Does this movie pre-date The Shape of Water with a very sexy human/monster romance? You damn right it does! The guys get into ALL topics including Locklear's conversations with her houseplants, the two most annoying children on the planet, windows th...

The guys welcome back Mariah to talk about another one of her Childhood Movies (TM, All Rights Reserved). This time, it's 2004's A Cinderella Story starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. The gang all marvel at how quick Chad Michael Murray is at texting, they pull their hair out at the movie trying to convince everyon that Duff is a plain-Jane, Mariah points out all the horribly-aged dialog...

Nathan is back! And alongside Brendan, they welcome back recurring guest and extreme sports expert Jerika to discuss the Australian Nicole Kidman BMX/crime movie - BMX Bandits. They talk about the characters very carefully doing their "stunts," the similarities between this movie and Mad Max Fury Road, a lot of threatened violence towards minors and more. Plus: Jerika declares herself President of...

Joining Brendan this week are a couple o' fellas - Agents Cam and Scott from the Spy Hards podcast. Together, the three of them talk about Replicas, the 2018 Keanu Reeves vehicle that everyone forgot about... or never knew existed. They talk about the horrific Cronenberg-esque body horror of the opening scene, Thomas Middleditch's tragic character trajectory, the camera lusting after Alice Eve, th...

Joining the guest co-host train this week is Brent from the Home Video Hustle as he helps Brendan break down the Jean-Claude Van Damme "classic" - Cyborg. The guys talk about the baffling decision to not make Jean-Claude Van Damme play a cyborg, the awful special effects with Pearl's robot head, all of the hack filmmakers that stole from this masterpiece, JCVD phoning it in, the two sequels with A...

Back on track this week as Brendan and special guest co-host and friend of the show Galen Howard tackle the 2008 failed franchise-starter, Jumper. The guys talk about Galen's knowledge of celebrity bathrooms, all of the inconsistencies of 'jumper' powers, nobody reacting whatsoever to otherworldly amounts of destruction, Samuel L. Jackson' white wig and much more. Check our social media on Sunday...

This week, Nathan is away but tradition continues as the fifth Thursday of the month brings another Small-Screen Shameful. Brendan is joined by guest co-host Jason MacLeod as they talk about the German-made Christian government conspiracy film, 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus. They talk about a whole host of things like communism "all over the place," the broken English script, Google Image se...

The MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA concludes with a discussion of the worst wrestling PPV of all time - Heroes of Wrestling. Luckily, Ryan Gilbert comes back to share in the collective pain as the tragic trio talk about Jake Roberts' amazing comeback since this time, a commentator who doesn't know the names of the most basic wrestling maneuvers, the absolute worst tag team match(es) of all-time, terrible f...

This week, the guys start the MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA by discussing a wrestling movie with returning guest Ryan Gilbert. This time, the movie on the chopping block is... Body Slam, the 1986 opus featuring the Face from The A-Team, Roddy Piper, Captain Lou Albano, Billy Barty and a slew of others! The guys are confused if this is Hal Needham's final film or not but they do talk about Billy Barty's ho...