What the HELL Were You Thinking?

This week Host Dave Bledsoe examines his options visa vie curtailing redundancies in the human resources area, so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce and finds out he can’t fire Gavin because no one else will work for him. On the show this week we talk Trump’s latest downsizing in the form of a smaller work force at the FBI. Along the way we address the dearth of reliable hen...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #108: WE CAN’T WORK IT OUT This week Host Dave Bledsoe realized he is an American by birth and Southern by a tragic accident of geography. On the show this week we answer the President’s question, the Civil War, good god, what is it good for? (Hint: The fundamental resolution of the issue of slavery marring our nation since it’s inception.) Along the way we learn everything ther...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #107: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers a car isn’t really a replacement for a large penis, even if it IS a Mini Cooper. On the show this week we talk about 100 Days of Trumpitude and see if the Turgid Cheeto even TRIED to live up to his campaign promises. (He, did not.) Along the way we discuss quality control issues in mid-80’s American Muscle Car...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #106: “You Dropped A Bomb On Me, Baby” This week, Host Dave Bledsoe explains everything about Korea, so long as everything is related to how to consume Soju in unhealthy amounts. On this show this week we discuss the looming apocalypse on the Korean peninsula, how we got there and what can be done about it. (We suggest sending Kim a box of Little Debbies.) Along the way there is...

EPISODE 105: “SCUMBAG STEVE” This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets into a power struggle for the future direction of this podcast only to find no one cares enough to fight with him. On the show this week we discuss the future direction of White House Chief Strategy Steve Bannon (Hint: reimbursement for moving expenses) and the war between him and the Globalist Cucks. Along the way we learn about Dave’s...

Show Notes Episode #104: “Highway to the Friend Zone” This week host Dave Bledsoe wants you to know it’s not you, it’s him, he is a selfish immature jerk who will die alone. On the show this week we deep dive into the idea that men and women can never be friends because women exist only to be vessels for our Holy Seed. Along the way, we discover the future of White People (Hint: GOLF COURSES!) and...

Show Notes Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Know” This week Host Dave Bledsoe searches for the truth only to discover it will not in fact set you free, but will actually cost $29.99 plus a small shipping and handling fee. On the show we dig into the ongoing saga of the Trump investigations in Congress and why Devin Nunes is so protective of the President. (Hint: Juicey Juice!) Along the way dis...

Show Notes Episode 102b: “Old Men Yell At Cloud” In our very first interview show host Dave Bledsoe is joined in studio by an old friend, who discovers how sad it is be on a low rated podcast. Together they explore the agony of aging, the pain of politics and debate the hot topics that resonate with today’s youth: namely the Fourth Doctor and the best host of Mystery Science Theater 3000. (The ori...

EPISODE 102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism” This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets right with Jesus, no not THAT Jesus, but Jesus Alvarez the guy in 4C who he pissed off last week playing Phil Collins for four hours straight. (Jesus Forgive!) On the show this week, we look at the theorized death of atheism due to low birth rate. Apparently, atheist aren’t getting laid enough. (Ain’t that the truth!...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 101: “Semper Douchebagus” This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes back to Basic for remedial training, only discover he is now too fat and out of shape even for the Air Force. On the show this week we discuss the revolting Marines United Scandal and wonder what the fuck is wrong with these people. (Hint:They have penises.) Along the way we debate the morality of taking and sharing nake...

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SHOW NOTES Episode #100: “What the HELL Was I Thinking?” This week Dave Bledsoe wakes up, stumbles past the empty whiskey bottles and takes a long look in the mirror and finally asks himself what the hell was he thinking? (Hint: I need to clean up all the empty bottles). On the show this week we look back at 100 Episode of a low rated podcast and what we’ve learned. (Hint: We need to get out of th...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 99: “America By Gaslight” This week Host Dave Bledsoe meets the nicest boy who really loves him and is not at all after him for his podcasting money, only to lose the boy upon him learning there is no money in podcasts. On the show this week we talk Donny’s Big Speech in front of Congress where he finally became President, we mean after winning a narrow election and being sworn...

We are pleased to debut our first spin-off podcast, take THAT Serial! Host Stephen Bannon, please note the difference for legal reasons, will provide a counterpoint to the Liberal Views of her sister show. We hope you enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 98: “BLIND BOYS CAN LIE” This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets lost in the shadows and finally understands why Kiefer Sutherland was so freaking HOT in the 80’s! On the show this week we are talking about the Lost Boys of Milo’s Army, who find themselves leaderless and extremely confused by why they were following Milo in the first place. (Is it Gay if we want still want to do chicks...

Show Notes Episode #97: “The Russian Connection” This week Host Dave Bledsoe explains to Vice President Pence that his phone calls with the Russian ambassador were late night booty calls and not discussions of foreign policy. Kissy Kislyak he likes to call him. On the show this week we discuss the ouster of Former National Security Advisor Mike “Call Me Maybe” Flynn and the increasingly likelihood...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job” This week Host Dave Bledsoe learns he and Steve Bannon really aren’t so different after all, they share a hug and bottle of whiskey! Maybe that wasn’t Steve Bannon but just some rumpled drunk next to him on the subway. On the show this week, we talk about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the man to racist for 1986 but just racist enough 2017! (He ce...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE #95: “Be the Coup You Want to See” This week Host Dave Bledsoe flirts with declaring open insurrection against the lawfully elected government of the United States, only to have a drink thrown in his face. (He isn’t much of a “ladies man”.) On the show this week we examine the article on Medium that told us all about the Neunundneunzig Luftballons, floated by Obergruppenführer B...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 94: “Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction” This week Host Dave Bledsoe explores the fundamental nature of truth in a four hour show spanning Western Philosophy from Socrates to Berto and Plebani! Only this podcast could make endless hours of obscure metaphysics FUNNY! RELAX, we are talking about Trump and his truth problem. (Hint: When he’s telling it, it’s much worse.) Along the way w...

The Official Response of the What The HELL Were You Thinking Podcast to President Trump’s Inaugural Address A reading in full,without comment or humor, of the Second Inaugural Address of President Abraham Lincoln March 4th 1865. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 93: “No Hope But Mount Hope” This week Host Dave Bledsoe tries optimism on for size only to discover it way too small to fit over his big fat ass. Instead of worrying about all the things which might go wrong, we ask the question what if thing turned out alright? We ponder all the ways President Truh-President Truhm--sorry we still can’t say it--might ACTUALLY make America great...

This week Host Dave Bledsoe relieves himself in a thick hot stream of rage at all the “fake news” showering on the upturned faces of the American public about our golden President Elect. In a show sure to be Number One on all the podcast charts, we discuss the allegations of Russian micturations in what is surely a case of Yellow Journalism. After spraying around every urine related pun we can thi...

Show Notes Episode 91: “Little Milo Writes A Book” This week Host Dave Bledsoe returns from an idyllic vacation to the festering cess pit of New York City and his own mind in a show sure to make everyone want to vomit like an ipecac and bourbon shooter! We take a tour through the Alt-Right Golden Boy Milo Yiannopoulos’ book deal with Simon and Schuster, whose names sound rather Jewish and we wonde...

SHOW NOTES EPISODE 2A REDUX: “The Walking Douche” In the “Best Of” (using those words a bit loosely huh?) Episode Host Dave Bledsoe discusses the rising tide of douchebags slowly consuming New York City. No word on whether or not he considers himself as the problem or solution. Along the way we look at the Bank Branch Event Horizon, where it is no longer possible to building anything BUT bank bran...

In this week’s non-specific cultural seasonal tradition of your choice show, Host Dave Bledsoe is visited by three ghosts: The Ghost of Christmas Cash, the Ghost of Christmas Credit and the Ghost of Collections Agencies, to teach him the meaning of hating Christmas. Along the way we also wonder why there is Christmas in Eternia, ask why we stop killing each other just the one day of year and learn...