What the Heck?! with Matt Thomas

Well, we made it.  The end of Season 2.  Our host is dressed up as Batman today to entertain you all for the spooky season. We cover many things like people not knowing how to deplane, my travels, how I say "um" too much, the stupid debate, Kanye West's boring interview on Joe Rogan, Borat, Bill Cosby, and the best halloween movies to watch this year. (I told you we cover a lot) I'll be...

Hello and welcome back to a bonus episode coming to you live from my old high school bedroom. This ep is short because I'm traveling and boy is it a pain in the ass to film this, but I do it because I love you.  Today we talk about how sports dominate everything, my LA teams win and I don't care, how I broke a little girl's nose (which scarred me from playing baseball for life), and Britney S...

First of all, we have new lighting. So tell me it looks good.  Secondly, we get a little spicy in today's episode. We talk about aliens (again), trump, stupid 15 year olds, then we go back to good old reddit for some classic AITA

Hi. In today's episode, we cover my near-death experience with my lamp, Trump being hospitalized, Chrissy Teigan, and Vin Diesels amazing new song.  I'm late to the party with Trump being hospitalized, but like what do you expect from me? He was only in the hospital for like 2 days and I don't record every day.  I recorded this particular episode on a Sunday and I feel like I was being m...

In todays episode, we just get full-on political and I literally just talk about the debate the whole time.  The system is broken and that debate was just a shit show.

DAVE THOMAS, the eldest of the Thomas Family visits the show today and we get into topics like The Magic Castle, Hollywood, the Doors, Apple, and all sorts of other things. Then we go to reddit and solve people's problems for this extra long episode of What The Heck?! We make a couple quips that probably aren't appropriate but whatever, I'm joking. This is a comedy podcast after all. 

First of all, I look like I have Jaundice in this episode which is disgusting.  Secondly, this is another short episode because like none of you listened to my last one. So go catch up.  We start by talking about how the world is burning down and how a show hiatus is imminent, then we into how I'm a cheapskate when it comes to TV and we discuss this new awesome breathing technique that I...

Hello and welcome back. I say this is a short episode today, but I lied.  We start talking about my gorgeous new hat, then we get into fantasy football and how I don't really care about it.  Then I get controversial and some of you may get mad at me here because I tell the truth about how men who love sports too much need to grow up. Then I provide some much-anticipated updates on Britne...

I've been making these 2 years now. We've come a long way. LONG EPISODE TODAY AGAIN. Not really though and who cares because there are still only like 3 people that listen to this show. Today we cover my birthday (spoiler alert: I still don't like birthdays) and the anniversary of the show [00:00-06:45], then I do a really bad Trump impression and we get into some Joe Rogan drama about how Spotify...

My brother Mike came to town so I decided to have him on the show.  We talk about life as kids, that guy Thom who said a naughty word on TV, Descartes (snooze), and we solve peoples Reddit problems

Last week was super negative so I tried to be a little bit nicer this week, but it's hard for me on this show. I get worked up too easily. Maybe I should go to therapy or something.  Plus we have a very special guest - my brothers dog. She only briefly appears but still shes cute.  Summary:  [00:00-02:15] - This podcast is hard to make and Harley the dog joins us briefly. [02:15-05:...

I'm unusually angry in this ep. We start VERY aggressively talking about some douche loser on TikTok who thinks he's a hunky womanizer, then we get waayyyyy too political and shit on Ben Shapiro and other out of touch conservatives and I end up saying some things I'll probably regret. 

Short episode today that I squeezed in before the end of the week since I was traveling.  We literally just go to reddit and solve peoples problems. 

(good audio starts around 5 min) Ok well aliens are definitely real. We start by talking about that and unfortunately, I forgot to start the audio so the first few minutes sound like I'm talking in a tin can. Sorry!! Then we get into how Barstool interviewed the president and I have my friend Josh on (@joshyuwa) to talk about his views on social media and how it stinks. He's a really interesting g...

A LOT TO COVER TODAY.  First of all, so many of you take what I say too seriously, which is annoying. You know what else is annoying? The CDC and their stupid new rules on the "safe" doctor people masks. Also, we talk about Epstein conspiracy, Kanye for president, and we introduce a new "segment" featuring Howie Mandel. Then of course we go to Reddit and give advice to losers.  like and...

Last episode sucked, so I'm back for a bonus episode this week (rejoice!). We start by covering a few things I forgot to talk about the last episode, I got Coronavirus tested, then we look at what the hell is going on with Brittany Spears Instagram, stupid news stories, then back to good old reddit to give advice on stupid problems.

Hi! I'm back. My trip was extended but I tell you all about it...well mostly it's about how people in Utah are dicks and I get very sidetracked....honestly this episode isn't that great. sorry about that.

I've moved! Finally. No more backlogged episodes. I'm very happy to finally be out of Hollywood, even though the world is still burning and crazy shit is going on like fireworks every night, Gwenyth Paltrow must be stopped, and celebrities are clueless.

This is the last prerecorded episode before some new ones from me. I've been busy moving. Today is quick. We just talk about the 5 best things to come out of coronavirus Will you just subscribe already?

Today we start off talking about how I got in a fight with my building manager because I wasn't wearing a mask. No one knows what the hell they are talking about and I'm sick of people trying to parent me.  Then we talk about stupid TikTok videos and head over to Reddit to solve people's stupid problems. Not for long though because Hollywood is crazy and I think one of my neighbors died so we...

The title is pretty self-explanatory...I got banned from Tinder. We also head over to Reddit and solve people's stupid problems.  Also, I know this episode is weirdly timed considering the protests and everything else going on right now, but this is pre-recorded so we don't talk about any of that and keep things light.  I'm just trying to keep you all company as we get through one of the...

Well, after a long hiatus I'm back. I'm a little rusty so we start off pretty slow, but today we talk about how Corona dominates everything, no one knows what the hell they are talking about, and then we head over to Reddit to solve people's stupid problems.  You should give me a good rating and subscribe as a prank

Specials guests today - my brothers we get a little rowdy and inappropriate and cover topics like menopause, oprah, and how the queen is a loser.  this is a good one and I hope you enjoy

DJ Snake blocked me a few years ago because he's a wimpy loser. Why are people so sensitive? We also talk about my trip to Hawai'i, John Travolta's SUUUUUUPER creepy instagram, and we head to reddit to help strangers with their dumb problems that anyone with half a brain could handle. 

I don't know why anyone watches the news anymore. Its depressing and they just lie to you. Every time a story is reported its like a homework assignment to find out whether it's true or not. I stopped watching the news and my life is way better, you should try it sometime, loser.