What The Frock?

Rabbi Dave is back from his nineteen days on the road with a thirteen year old boy. It’s a great way to see America and at the same time miss all the news and happenings that Friar Rod kept up on. scientists, the same ones who keep telling us that everything is settled, have figured out a way to solve global warming and keep the Earth from overheating. It won’t work, but somebody will get very ric...

The good news isn't that Britney Griner is back playing practice games in the WNBA. It's what she says about it that really has people excited. Meanwhile the City of Yonkers, New York is really mad at New York City over the dumping of illegal immigrants. But even Yonkers isn't as mad as a Florida couple who had planned to get married in Orange County (NY), but... well... their big day...

Yes, King Chuck III got hisself coronated yesterday at three in the morning. we did not get up to watch. That said, we still have questions. A man is dead after his behavior on the NYC Subway caused problems. The bigger question is whether or not this was truly just “mental illness” or if it was learned behavior? King Chuck has “giant sausage fingers.” And now, for just $63, you can suck on them....

A Law professor at Harvard – the smartest school in America – says that there is just too much free speech out there, especially on the interwebs. And he isn’t even close to being the dumbest professor at Harvard – the smartest school in America. Speaking of dumb, what if the Bud Lite execs , who have said that they had no clue what was going on, actually didn’t know what was going on? was firing...

It’s been a month of Sundays, but at long last, Rabbi Dave is back! Together with the Good Friar Rod, we’ll take a look at the leak of classified documents and why it is that pretty much everybody seems to think that this was a good thing. Plus the boys will solicit unqualified medical advice from listeners. Twenty-one year old junior birdmen don’t seem all that smart. Did Governor Jay Inslee mana...

It's the morning of the Daylight  Savings Time "Spring forward" time change. There is always a lot of confusion, a  lot of arguments and... a lot of resentment. Privacy concerns dominate the news,  with the FBI admitting (finally) that it has continued to purchase data from cell phone providers. At the same time, a nonprofit Catholic group has also  purchased VERY specific data...

According to   a recent report , people who read The Lord of the Rings and 1984, are "more likely" to become "right wing extremists." Unfortunately, the report had no information about middle aged men who follow crypto currency scams on  Instagram. Meanwhile, the National Park service has some advice in case of bears, and we are now living in the final  hours before the world no lon...

Good day, hosers! Rabbi Dave has returned from his voyage across the mighty Pacific Ocean! While he was gone, things changed... Dilbert got canceled, Project Veritas got rid of James  O'Keefe, and even James Bond got rewritten to make him less... James Bond... Turns out Coke and Pepsi are good for something's... while telling people that we orbit the sun will get you thrown in  jail. All...

A recent article  has the Good Friar and the Rabbi discussing whether or not a sermon, written entirely by AI, can have any "soul," whatever that means. Of course it dredges out the past for Dave and it turns out that he has no empathy. For anybody. J.K. Rowling gets an apology, but it has a weird vibe to it. The military is shooting down balloons, but they ain't West Taiwanese. And in the &n...

Recent developments in the world of AI have the good Friar and the Rabbi concerned about the things that might be coming in the future. It's more than just using AI to create deep fakes that offend and outrage. In a politically charged atmosphere, how will you discern truth from the fake? It appears to be open season on UFOs. The Pentagon told us that at least three have now been shot  down....

After a rough night, the Rabbi and the Friar are up and at it to celebrate all things Balloon!  A weird fish story has them not wondering WTF, while Flori-dah has them  wondering WTF? A look at language has them saying putain de merde, Etm ! The State of the Union is coming up this week... let's take bets on what JaBiden will say and not  say!

The Associated Press spent "the" week apologizing for the one sin that requires no atonement whatsoever. Somebody who works at the AP decided that in one of their stories  they had referred to "the" French by a derogatory term. It's hard to imagine that such a term exists but in their mind, it does and they had offended "the" entire French world by using the offensive term. And the entire wor...

It seems like everywhere you turn,  AI Chatbots are taking over the world. And maybe even WTF? It seems that  religious leaders are starting to use AAI to write their sermons, which could be  a problem because how in the name of G-d could an AI Chabot explain the Plague  of Darkness which has Dave in a dither this week? The Conservative media world seems to be lost in a dispute...

The Vice President  of the United States is always one heartbeat away from the Presidency. Or these days, one box of CLASSIFIED documents from the Oval Office? Maybe? Or is all that just a... conspiracy theory? Kinda like whether or not the climate induced cardiac events are actually happening. Or not? We've got a listener WTF and in the middle of that we learn that Prince Harry tried to kill...

Welcome to 2023. New year, same old  weirdness. Telephone Operators who man the 4-1-1 lines are now out of a job. We  have a big list of things that will probably happen in 2023. Or probably not. The Two Princes of England has us  rooting for Oliver Cromwell to make a comeback. No matter what Tik Tok tells you,  putting potatoes in your socks is stupid. Almost as stupid as peop...

Rabbi Dave, Friar  Rod and Baptist Billy get together on the most joyous of days (Festivus) to rant  and praise the best and the worst of the Holiday Season. Whether it's TV or  films or food or just their holiday plans, whatever happens, PLEASE DO NOT CALL  THE COPS!!!!!!

It has been an up and down week, with Dave's misadventures under Nitrous Oxide and Rods delicious deflowering when it comes to Little Debby's Christmas Tree cakes! The annual tradition of taking a look at the crazy Hallmark Christmas/Holiday flicks is  back. This year with diversity! The year the boys look to Artificial  Intelligence to create the PERFECT Hallmark christmas flick - " The...

The Methodist  church is splitting apart, which momentarily will distract the good Friar and  Rabbi Dave from the bigger issues of the day, such as the Britney Griner trade  and the Twitter files. But even none of  that should distract from the major accomplishment of this show, what the frock,  achieved in 2022!!! (three exclamation show, so you know that we mean it)

Friar Rod and  Rabbi Dave are deeply concerned that the true reason for the season has been...  well... lost. They are also worried about the lack of Little Debbie Christmas  Tree Cakes in the Central Valley of California. The World Cup is  over for the United States, but NOT for the nation of Croatia. The locals in  Qatar don't really like Croatia's biggest star, or the f...

After a rough start to the day - or in Friar Rod's case, a continuation of the previous  evening - the boys are pleased that Congress is finally addressing the most serious issue facing our nation today - Taylor Swift Tickets! The World Cup begins today. Until a couple of days ago nobody actually cared. But now, Qatar has decided that unless you happen to be a wealthy oil sheik, you cannot ha...

Welcome to Day Six of the 2022 Midterm elections! It turns out that there is a scientific reason,  if not a theological one, that the Neanderthal's didn't survive. It has to do with who was loving who. Rabbi Dave told you six months ago that there would be no "Red Tsunami." The question is why did so many people believe that there would be?  Was it the as simple as the  polls were "...

Thank the gods that it is almost  over... for now... What is it? why... It's THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION  EVER!!!!!! It's not, but that isn't stopping  Chelsea Handler from once again exposing herself to convince you that it IS the  most important election ever AND that Daylight Savings Time is a  MEGA MAGA Republican conspiracy to keep you from voting. The simple and unar...

Rabbi Dave is having a tough time of  things. Some of you... and you know who you are... have hurt his feelings.  Meanwhile the Vice President of the United States has a weird sexual inclination. And she's willing to openly discuss it, while cackling and clearly thinking about pushing the old guy off the stage. The Paul Pelosi story is weird. I think that we can all agree on that, even i...

Are you easily offended (or don't like Monty Python)? Then you most definitely do not want to listen to the most offensive and sacrilegious episode ever of What the Frock... which was definitely - no doubt about it - not recorded on an Saturday evening, but rather a usual Sunday morning even though the boys are drinking really early on a Sunday morning, not a Saturday night.

Rabbi Dave is morose this morning.  Why? Because now that Autumn is upon us, he is realizing that life no longer has  any meaning because Evil never rests and will always conquer good. It is  relentless and no amount of comfort from Friar Rod will restore his faith in  humanity or baseball. The proof of the Rabbi's theory on  evil can be found in the city of Stockton, CA....