What The Frock?

While busy making sure that more than two thousand businesses in the Puget Sound area have been shuttered due to COVID, the local government in King County has some advice for us on   how to practice safe COVID Sutra . It involves not staying at home, which it has advised us to do because, COVID, so as to make sure that the sex act is  COVID safe. Which is just another reason to wonder w...

Even more growing COVID-19  stupidity. In some places in Rod's home state, even walking is now considered an  "unnecessary activity" and is thus banned by the powers that be. Meanwhile, Dave can still walk, but not by himself on a socially distanced treadmill at a now verboten gym. The mall, on the other hand, with its crowds and lines of people waiting to get into stores that are limite...

We had a show planned. Really… we did. And then, the Right Reverend Rod, Friar Cook, and Laird of Oakdale decided to cook dinner. Having removed a portion of his thumb, he was left with an appendage that looks… well… phallic. And he won’t stop touching it. The BEER of the WEEK , which Rod was consuming both before and after the Turkey Tetrazzini Incident, is a Pandemic favorite. If Dave could stop...

"Dance Moms' is the second-worst show on television. That's not the point, which is that nobody on that show can be possibly be classified as "neurotypical." This is why when one of these children gets cast in a new movie made by another neuroatypical performer who clearly has issues, the woke crowd comes out of their collective panties to complain. What is different this time though, is quite ref...

It  seems as though things have come full circle for Dave & Rod. We started with COVID lockdowns and now we are back to COVID lockdowns.  This time though we have the added element of implied threats and  government officials who seem hell bent on making certain that YOU comply while they themselves continue to act as if they don’t really  care. The Right Reverend Rodbo, La...

The Right Reverend Rodbo, Larid of Oakdale, and Dr. Rabbi Colonel Dave gather to celebrate the Synaxis of the Archangel Michael and the other Bodiless Powers of Heaven. Dave, of course, is in a mood over Social Media and the listener who doesn't like his long-standing policy about validating other peoples existence. Meanwhile Rodbo, Laird of Oakdale, is taking his Bride of thirty-one years to Pism...

It's the scariest week of the year, as evidenced  by the presence of ghosts, spirits, politicians and the end of the baseball  season. In the middle of a COVID Super  Spreader Yodeling contest, The Right Reverend Rodbo has your   BEER of the WEEK . In ancient Athens, an early version of Survivor had  the people voting off politicians and Dave is trying to go to the gym and...

On  this weeks episode of the Podcast formerly known as “Do Not  Resuscitate,” the Right Reverend Rodbo and Dr. Rabbi Colonel Dave  discover that there is more to this ordination thing than they thought at first glance. They  now realize that they will have to deal with people who actually like  the most disgusting substance on the planet, and that there are some  peo...

On this episode of DO NOT RESUSCITATE , Rabbi Colonel Dave and The Right Reverend RodBo delve into the political and social issues surrounding the psychosexual habits of barmaids in Peru. Despite their theological differences, this deeply controversial subject is treated with the greatest possible respect by these two fine men of the cloth as they examine the impacts both socially and politically...

Both the Right Reverend Rodbo  and the recently re-frocked Rabbi Colonel Dave are here to bring you the word, which is both sacred and  brought to you by the good folks in Islip, NY.

After six plus months to "15  Days to Flatten the Curve," it's pretty clear that the impacts of the COVID-19  Pandemic have been more far reaching than originally expected. Then again, it's  2020, so of course, they are. Rodbo has your   BEER of the WEEK , while Dave's BINGE is a surprising   Return to Tomorrow . Being as it's 2020, would  anybody really be surprised...

Dave decided to try to learn to  fly. It went about as well as one could expect when he failed to stick the  landing. It's also Yom Kippur, Judaism's  favorite celebration of joy and happiness and everything we have ever done  wrong, even the things the things we don't know we did wrong. The   BEER of  the WEEK isn't a Beer, but it is quite delicious. Dave's Historica...

In the event that you did not already know, the boys are celebrating the Most Important Week in history today. The week followed what was obviously a very Merry Christmas… What,  if anything, is the difference between being “woke” and being a person  of faith? There are an uncomfortable numbers of similarities between  being in a a faith system and being “woke” politically speaking....

With Rodbo away on a TOP SECRET mission, Tim Preuss , who says that he hates the ACLU, steps into the weekly conversation. And we take a look at the recent setto over the acceptance of Nick Sandman, yes that guy, at a college of which you most likely have never heard in a place that is beautiful, but apparently full of secret agents looking to provoke things. RodBo did leave us with his BEER of th...

Forty years ago, a film changed the way we watch movies. Well... not really, but it did make us laugh. And we mean we laughed so hard we wet our pants and had to hold the popcorn bucket in front of our pants when we left the theater. Now along comes a couple of Gen Xers who have decided that brilliant film was  "sexist, racist" and don't forget about the naked breasts, of which there were two...

Dave has had an epiphany. It turns out, thanks to a cutting edge TV ad , that he has learned that it is entirely Trump’s fault that baseball has been eviscerated. Thank the baseball gods, Joe Biden, “Baseball Joe,” is GOING TO BRING IT BACK!!!!! Which is pretty much all that is keeping Dave sane right now, because everything, even breathing, has now been labeled “racist.” Because you are listening...

Some pandemics have lasted as much as two hundred and thirty-eight years. It is beginning to feel like we've been that long - and more  - already. It's getting to Dave, and to Cami who has a problem with the Geometry of COVID-19. Never eat more anything that is almost as big as you. If you do, you will probably die or at least have a bad case of indigestion...

It’s really hot. Seriously hot. Despite that heat, Dave & Rod are still here with your weekly look at what’s going on, even if they can’t decide on a new name for the show. After months of pretending to go to school online, are students really learning anything? On The BINGE , Rod is introducing his young, innocent child to a tale of Superheroes being creepy and destructive. Dave is back to hi...

In Minsk today, there is a Presidential election going on. You didn’t know that? The current President is an “authoritarian style leader.” Or, if you prefer, a totalitarian dictator. His opponent is the wife of a jailed YouTube sensation. which explains why the whole place is shut down today. It also raises some questions about what would happen here if the election in November doesn’t go the way...

We’re late, but we’re here! Dave has a terrible secret about towels that will finally come to light. If he can get down the stairs that is. Rod has been confined to the couch with his bride to watch the most terrible and hideous show on television. Luckily, he has a great BEER of the WEEK . Dave heads down a Rabbit Hole that started when he watched a movie he’d never seen before. It ended with the...

The worst job in the entire world would be the guy who has to clean out the pit toilets in a National Park (or anywhere else, for that matter).  Specifically, Yosemite National Park, where the tourons from "Asia" (being typical Americans we are unable to make a distinction), are pooping out the  COVID into the pit toilets in the park. The numbers seem meaningless, but that is not going t...

More threats of more lockdowns lead to even less thinking on the part of people on Social Media. this is evidenced by the proliferation of Epstein/Obama memes, at least one of which is so wrong that you would literally have to have to be dumber than cabbage to believe it. Which is why it got posted more than once over the week. Dave apologizes for being forced by other people to do something offen...

In honor of Ben's tenth birthday,  Dave violates his #1 Rule abut the getting into the Sharks Houses... Rod doesn't speak French, or southern. we know this because his   BEER of the WEEK is a southern delicacy from Mississippi. Should Teenagers be able to  "pre-register" to vote? As Ben is now ten years old, this might be an issue sooner rather than later. For Rod, it was an issue t...

After a very busy  Independence Day week, the boys are back. Rod's daughter got married. The President's speech has generated a  flurry of responses from both sides, but one, in particular, had Dave chasing it down a very, very, very, weird rabbit hole. We have actually reached the point where a porn star's swimsuit is a bigger political storm than the actual politicians. Meanwhile, it's...

Is the protest  formerly known as CHAZ about to get "Red Pilled?" How do we even have a clue as to what to believe about what is going on? If we keep on " Doomscrolling "  we end up driving ourselves crazy trying to figure out what is going on in the glorious Peoples Demokratick Repulick of #CHOP, or anywhere else for that matter. Facebook Memes are another part of the problem. Just beca...