What, that Old Queen?!

Ep 24 - Don't it make my brown eyes Beau Recorded Friday 5th June 2020 This Episode Tommy and Bernie are joined in throne room by writer, performer, star of stage & screen the deliciously delightful Dickie Beau! There’s a whirlwind tour of the history of homosexuality in Japan discussed in What, that Old Kink?! And the life, loves & money of the L’Oréal heiress Liliane Bettencourt is the salacious...

WTOQ?! Ep 23 – Queens of the Unexpected Recorded Friday 29th May 2020 This Episode Tommy & Bernie play a last round Kink My Bluff for a while. The fantastic Tommy Baptiste is the subject of What, that Really Old Queen?!  And the Old Queens were supremely honoured to have writer, director and Unexpected Queen Supreme Neil Bartlett, OBE joining them in the throne room. They discuss his books, plays,...

WTOQ?! Ep 22 – Let's Get Quizzical  Recorded Friday 22nd May 2020 Well there are 3 Queens a Queening this episode as the captivating Carl Harrison from Camp Fit joins Tommy & Bernie for this episode of squiffy Queer chat. https://www.facebook.com/campfitwithcarl/ They are faking it with What, that really Old Queen?! As they dip into the life of Elmyr de Hory. Kink my bluff will make you quizzical...

WTOQ?! Ep 21 – Tutti Frutties Recorded Friday 15th May 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie play another classy round of Kink my Bluff live on Instagram. The chequered life of the fabulous Little Richard is the subject of What, that Really Old Queen?! Our super special guest is the Glambassador himself, the one and only Boogaloo Stu who takes his throne next to the Old Queens and chitchats about his...

WTOQ?! Ep 20 - Take Back Your Kink Recorded Friday 9th May 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie play another classy round of Kink my Bluff live on Instagram. They open the closets on America’s west coast as we delve into the Netflix series Hollywood as Rock Hudson is the subject of What, that Really Old Queen?! Canadian actor and co-founder of the Fearless the indie streaming platform the lovely Mat...

WTOQ?! Ep 19 - Circus of Queens Recorded Friday 1st May 2020 The mesmerisingly charismatic, actor, writer and Archduke of comedy David Mills shimmies into his Old Queen throne alongside Tommy and Bernie for this episode. David Mills links: https://www.itsdavidmills.com/ https://focuspeople.podbean.com/ Another classy round of Kink my Bluff is played live on Instagram. We delve into the world of th...

WTOQ?! Ep 18 - A Two Tommy Sandwich Recorded Friday 25th April 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie are joined by wonderfully witty cabaret performer Thom Shaw of the LipSinkers and David Hoyle fame. Who discusses his drag characters, the existential crisis of performers in lockdown and baking biscuits. The Old Queens play their first ever game of Kink My Bluff recorded live on Instagram at the time...

WTOQ?! Ep 17 - Historical Homos Recorded Friday 18th April 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie are joined by the gorgeous history homeboy Sacha Coward follow him here  https://twitter.com/sacha_coward What that Really Old Queen features the Bolton Park Scandal – Sacha puts the Old Queens right about Queer history through the ages. What that Old Kink?! Features sex practices from Greco Roman times –...

WTOQ?! Ep 16 - It's been a while, Crocodile Recorded Friday 10th April 2020 This episode Bernie & Tommy are joined by the Wonderful Timberlina the ecologically minded bearded drag lady, forager and co-host to "Live From Rye"  https://open.spotify.com/show/7AtGlB8uoDCHE4UnXcKlJO?si=4h9pwOjsQOK3qogNk8vIHQ Together they talk life, the universe and lockdown. John Curry the ice dancer is the subject of...

WTOQ?! Ep 15 - Shut that door, Cleopaartra! Recorded Tues 7th April 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie are joined by actor, improvisation master and musical theatre star Peter Baker. Currently in lockdown from playing Trigger in the Only Fools and Horses musical. He chats about the show, his audition experience and how he's bearing up under lockdown. He also shares his wit and wisdom during the wh...

WTOQ?! Ep 14 - Rock, Pig, Bottom Recorded Friday 3rd April This episode Tommy and Bernie are joined by social media sensation and porn star John Thomas - ( https://twitter.com/johnthomasxxx/ ) they talk to him about his career and how he got there - plus he stays for the whole episode to give incites and opinions on - What, that really Old Queen?! who is Frederick the great! Also they discuss oste...

WTOQ?! Ep 13 - Solo La Rue Recorded Friday 27th March Tommy and Bernie are here weekly through this crisis and this episode they discuss the life and times of the wonderful Danny La Rue and we find out what his favourite filling was from Matthew Olden who used to make Danny's sandwiches and is now a computer artist check out his website here:  http://matthewolden.co.uk/?cat=5 See Danny singing The...

WTOQ?! Ep 12 - Queens of Social Distancing Recorded Friday 20th March 2020 In this first of our weekly episodes that we plan to release during this crisis, Tommy and Bernie discuss (remotely) how life has changed since recording the last episode. Tommy's "What, that Really Old Queen?!" features the colourful life of  Mademoiselle de Beaumont/Chevalier d'Éon , Kinky Blink looks into solo kinks that...

WTOQ?! Ep 11 - Sauvignon Blanc & Self Isolation In the first episode of the second season Tommy and Bernie get all historical with Kinky Blink and a new feature What, that Really Old Queen?! Tommy explores the life of Henry Wriothesley, 3rd Earl of Southampton who was a muse of Shakespeare's when he was younger. Plus they discuss the Sex Machine Museum in Prague & BDSM inspired by the below featur...

WTOQ?! Ep 10 - Bits N Pieces In this final Episode of the season we've put together some out takes and some unedited favourite Bits N Pieces from our first season. You'll get some gems of wisdom as you find out Tommy likes to do with a radish, James Joyce's fart fetish and Maria Callas' weight watching tips. Unfortunately we have one of Bernie's many disastrous dates stories (it was too long to fi...

WTOQ?! Ep 9 - All done in the Best Possible Taste! In this final recorded episode and penultimate of the season Tommy and Bernie go all historical in A Kinky Blink - where they discuss the first dildo's, naughty Price Bertie's sex chair and what cock rings were originally made of. They seriously pig out in Shnack out of It! And in the final Queens of Agony of the season they discuss FWB's, body im...

WTOQ?! Ep 8 - A Queermas Quandary In this special Yuletide episode of What, that Old Queen?! Tommy and Bernie are joined by some little helpers in the form of a studio audience made up of some of their amazing Queer family here in Bristol. A Kinky Blink goes all seasonal as they discuss some Xmas fetishes. They get their teeth into the biggest SHNACK OUT OF IT! to date as they compare all the Shna...

In this episode of What, that Old Queen?! Tommy and Bernie are joined by the gorgeous Ryan Matthews who’s is a Psychic medium. They discuss Mediumship, ghosts and the spirit world. A Kinky Blink is having a week off because we gave you loads last episode. SHNACK OUT OF IT! Gets very festive as we are tasting a selection of chocolate Advent calendars. Plus Ryan adds some psychic guidance as he join...

In this episode of What, that Old Queen?! Tommy and Bernie discuss friends with benefits, demi relationships and all that goes along with that. A Kinky Blink has all the gay fetishes you could wish for. SHACK OUT OF IT! Gets decidedly fishy and the Queens of Agony tackle age, dogs and dildos…What more could you want from three quarters of an hour of Queer chat? (that’s a rhetorical question – don’...

What that Old Queen?! Episode 5 - New York and Threesomes and Heels. Oh My! Episode 5 of the podcast where Bernie & Tommy muse on Queer life quandaries at a certain age... This episode Bernie has finally reached 50, so he and Tommy talk about New York, Sex & the City and heels. With an interviewette with stand up Melissa Stokoski (@M_Stoks). “Shnack out of it!” is full of puffs (as usual) also an...

What that Old Queen?! Episode 4 - We're Ghosting you..Episode 4 of the podcast where Bernie & Tommy muse on Queer life quandaries at a certain age...In this special Halloween episode we explore the spirit realm with some Queer ghost stories both personal and otherwise. We Talk about Tom's project "A Haunted Existence" Molly Houses and more. “Shnack out of it!” has some well needed balls as you'll...

What, that Old Queen?! Episode 3 -It's got bones in itEpisode 3 of the podcast where Bernie & Tommy muse on modern day Queer life quandaries at a certain age. This week they talk Drag, where to go on a first date. They bring some musicality to their  "A Kinky Blink" and this episode's "Shnack Out of It! is full of puffsPlus there's ever shaky advice given in the "Queens of Agony" section.  Check o...

What, that Old Queen?! Episode 2 - The Lubed Up OneEpisode 2 of the podcast where Bernie & Tommy muse on modern day Queer life quandaries at a certain age. This week they talk relationships, various kinky acts with their new feature "A Kinky Blink" and this episode's "Shnack Out of It! is out of this world! Plus advice is rightly or wrongly dished out in the "Queens of Agony" section and all the i...

What, that Old Queen?! Episode 1 - The Puppy of the OperaThis is the pilot episode of the Queer Gay podcast from Bernie Hodges & Tommy Marshman, who muse on modern day Queer life quandaries at a certain age. Sophisticated femme chic meets burley bear geek in this inaugural episode they introduce the podcast, a special guest lets it all out, they try to remember coming out, they swallow some unusua...