What Happending?

Cool Dads, Mom Hair, Ignored Sisters, Hot Daughters, Faith No More, Tino, So-Called Irony, Coming Out Bisexual, Angst, Thursday Night Parties, Tree Readers, Ghostwritten Love Letters, Hiding Behind Open Doors, Subconscious Punishment, Frozen Embryos, Breasts Between Us, Plasma, Anne Frank's Freedom, Yearbook Club Dropouts, I Dream of Tony, Tell Her, Toaster Shockers, Full Glasses of Milk, Secret C...

We watched this show, wow! Special guest stars Jackie Gleason, Fred Armison, Frank Robinson, Billy Madison, Luke Jackson, Pat Robertson... and Robin Lopez!

Will they or won't they? Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd star as a pair of late night lounge crooners hellbent on making it big in the cutthroat world of song and dance... Or do they or don't they? Thick sausage torture, glass elevator chases, anarchist mohawks, Munch's universe, and Jon's new coy pond are all part of this week's brand new, star-studded episode!

What happens when benighted people with poor camera presence are deluded by avarice and thrown into contrived scenarios? You get a dynasty... Duck Dynasty.  An astounding lack of happenings leaves our hosts a little lost for words as they try to make sense of the "redneck" "business" "men" and women of this "reality" "entertainment" "television" show.

A one hour episode. A one hour episode. A one hour episode.

After an appearance by Mr. Rosales Jr. in MacGyver, a deep dive into his career ensues and a fascinating pattern emerges. A case of deja vu strikes our hosts, and they are left to wonder if life is a loop repeated, if free will exists or it is only an illusion, if they have seen all these finales before.  Bonus content: What Happending is pleased to announce our first corporate sponsor, a soon-to-...

There can be only one episode of What Happending where our hosts watch the unending episodes about the unending lives of the clan MacLeod. Watch out for Slan the man! Seinfeld fashion and boat phones are also discussed.  With an unmatched list of standard advanced driver assistance features, the 2017 Toyota Highlander is one of the best values in the midsize SUV class. Its interior is high-end and...

Who killed Laura Palmer? And where did the jelly donuts go? Our hosts tackle these questions and more as they attempt to make sense of the bizarro mind of David Lynch. Opposite ventriloquists, Road House, Mace Binaca, and jackalopes are also discussed.

With Ari away interviewing new potential interns for the show, Jon and Carlos recruit former guest stars Jake and Melissa to help fill the void. Without Ari's guiding light and spirit, our hosts have a hard time staying on message. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, Kyle Somalier, Tinder, The Revenant, kid vampire, golf, Lost, Jelly, and Mark Margolis. 

Jon didn't feel comfortable giving the 50th retrospective complete rights to its own number, so we're back with episode 50.5! Michael Caine Q ass fool, David Hasselhoff's fresh face, a mysterious land called Silicon Valley, David Hasselhoff jogging, Comtron, voodoo, demolition derbies, turbo boost, road head, the Baja Boys, desperate waitresses, angry truckers, Steve Jobs, Mr. Feeny, Henry Gibson...

It's the season four premiere!!!!  How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale. Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date.  Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account. 

We know you've all heard about it, According to Jim. Now get our side of the story. Season three finale! Wow!

On this episode, our hosts get a heavy dose of Slater's spinning dance moves and wrestling singlets in both the pilot and finale, as well as plenty of sing and dance routines from the whole cast of the Teletubbies--er, Saved by the Bell. Jamie Foxx's lost son and nuclear power are also discussed. 

In a What Happending first, our hosts watch the first and last episode of a single season of competitive reality TV, the Bachelorette season 12! 26 dudes whittled down to one. Who will it be? The erectile dysfunction counselor/pastor? A non-white person? The country boy? Santa? Spoiler: it's a white person.   Apocalypse Now, ElimiDate, All-4-One, coconut basketball, and Starship Troopers are also...

Who is Gossip Girl? Why do people care? Is Serena back in town? Why do people care? Is Dan likable? Is Chuck the worst character of all the 46 shows we have watched to date? Our hosts attempt to answer these questions and more on this episode! Dan, MySpace antennas, Dan, sandwich continuity, and Dan are also discussed. 

Guest star Anna and our hosts watch Will Smith, Carlton, and the rest of the Bel-Air crew grow up before their eyes as they watch the pilot and finale of the show that kickstarted a career of mediocre hero movies and PG rap songs. Death, The Sandlot sequel, canned studio silence, and douche cliches are also discussed. 

It's (was) New Year's Day, do you know what your podcast is doing?? Watching Peep Show, of course. In What Happending's first foray into the world of British shows, triple-chinned Matthew Broderick and Jez do not disappoint, giving our hosts an authentic, up close and personal glimpse of British Americana, teeth and all. 

Prost! The very special What Happending holiday reunion episode finds all three of our hosts in the same place, gathered together under Mother's wing like a good family to enjoy Norm's small mugs of beer, Cliff's security guard jacket, and so much more. 

Pierce Brosnan impersonates a South African special agent and introduces himself to a PI purporting to work for a man named Remington Steele; the very man Brosnan will use his rod to becum!!

This show was dog shit. But we do talk about condiments, why the bus explosion in Speed was justified, and how we'd handle having magic powers better than these bozos. Thanks to special guest star Joey!

We loved this show, if we could be so blunt. We chortled and chattered, with nary a grunt. Thanks to guest Conor, who went for it - no punt! So listen right now, and don't be a meanie. 

Our second minisode comes on the heels of the OC episode, where Carlos was so intrigued by Jon's Jack Bauer ramblings he stuck around to listen while Ari and Celly were in the kitchen making apple pie. We'll be back next week with The Larry Sanders Show!

New theme music for the Bonky Award, given out every episode on What Happending!

We watched MacGyver!

No, not Lost the show, the infamous lost episode of What Happending! Originally recorded in May 2016, finally remastered and ready for mass consumption. We'll be back next week with MacGyver!