What Happending?

In the pilot, Haas has a Horse and Lotta decides to cotton with some strangers. In the finale, Michael Landon runs through the desert.     Dirk Blocker, Dalton Wilcox, Sheed, Leslie Nielsen, sleepy flute, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Bill Cartwright, Luc Longley, Bill Wennington, Danny Kaye, Uncle Rico, Chuck Mangione, Larry Holmes

Disclaimer: We picked this show before the murder of George Floyd, and recorded it some time ago, just as the protests were picking up. Please know that the fact it relates to police was in no way intended to make light of/capitalize off the current situation. Black lives matter. Get out and protest.

In the pilot, it's midnight. In the finale, it's 10 PM. In between, the Mummy is also discussed, at some point. And other things.

After 4+ years, we've reached episode 150. In this retrospective, we talk about our favorite and least favorite characters and shows from the past 50 episodes. 

The dramatic conclusion to our two-part quarantine LOST episode, featuring special LOST expert and guest star Jake! In the pilot, the plane is still crashed. In the finale, they're still trying to re-cork after the uncorking. In between, we basically just talk about LOST because there's a lot of LOST to talk about.

Quarantine episode #5 : it finally happened! We watched LOST! In the first half of the pilot, the pilot dies. In the first half of the finale, the island has a big cork that has to be uncorked. Tune in next week for the dramatic conclusion of our two-part LOST marathon, featuring former guest star and LOST expert Jake!

In the pilot, Dougal wants to go to a freak show to see a spider baby. In the finale, Father Ted considers moving to America to coach drive-by shootings Kittens, Cat Emma Peel, Sanford and Son, Lloyd from Lloyd Center, Snakes and Ladders, Shaft, and Harrison Ford are also discussed.

Quarantine episode #3, following the adventures of America's favorite sports fan. Jerry Maguire, Don Zimmer, Ty Cobb, WCW, Joe's Apartment, SI for Kids, Steve Bartman, Free Throw Guy, Joel Pryzbilla, The Sopranos, Shaq's hairline, Log Lady, gold prospecting, sleeping next to food, Dougal, and lots of other things were discussed, because we're inside all day.

This show is about a man whose mother is a car.

We recorded this two weeks ago, on the evening the NBA suspended its season. Part two later today!

In the pilot, there's a post-apocalyptic Space Needle. In the finale, there's a sexy tattoo reading. In between, James Cameron's blue fetish, Blue Crush, Into the Blue, Michael Weatherly's Bull, Don Johnson showers, Clyde the Glide, the Conclave Chest, and Jantzen Beach are also discussed.

In the pilot, Jill doesn't get a job. In the finale, she does. In between, Queeby, Albertsons, Drop Zone, and a special appearance from Mr. Sedna are also part of this talkie.

In the pilot, there are lots of PowerPoint presentations. In the finale, they go to The Mall again. In between, Jeepers Creepers, Dumb and Dumber, Kobe Bryant (RIP, recorded before Jan 26), Furley Lumpkin, Mattress Music, and Batman are also discussed.

It's the season 9 premiere!! In the pilot, celebrities get tricked by Ashton Kutcher. In the finale, people get tricked by a camera crew. In between, Da Storm Power, Quibi, Darva Conger, JNCO sweats, Que Locura, jockey dunking, Steve Kerr, and You, Me and Jermaine Dupri are also discussed.

It's a very special Christmas Eve season 8 finale!! In the pilot, there's an experimental time machine. In the finale, there's two, but they get rid of one. In the pilot there was also two. At least back then there was.  In between, Timeline with Paul Walker, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Quantum Leap, Bill and Ted, Goran Dragic, MAYSH, and turkey curry are also discussed.  

It starts with live-long-and-prosper scissoring. It ends with the murder of frisbee. In between, Indiana birds, Star Wars, One Hour Photo, The Fonz, CSI: Boulder, nightcaps, the Getty family, 107.5 The Beat, and Zibo are also discussed.

It starts with Californee. It ends with viddles. In between, Bev Boys, Raw Reality, Blue Bloods, The Gods Must Be Crazy, revenuers, hedge apples, Shave and a Haircut, and chimp retirement homes are also discussed.  

Spookypookytoberpober continues and concludes with an American classic! It starts with nobody there. It ends with a broken home. In between, Appalachian saws, jazz cabbage, moon mission ETAs, The Masturbating Bear, and the hoop stick game are also discussed.   

A man down and a day late! It starts with William Sadler as death. It ends with a not spoooooky cartooooooooooon. Two and a Half Men, Bill and Ted, the shaky biker from Terminator 2, nipped out pigs, and Boo Bark are also discussed.

It starts with a $6 million pilot. It ends with a bang. Giant pig dinners, Hard Rain, whacky willy, Van from Reba, Hollywood Video pickles, Sobotka in a can, and Roy Huggins are also discussed.

It starts with a train crash, of course. It ends with a series of trim, pomade-smothered, grey-haired white men and a smoke monster.  In between, cayenne pepper dogs, live long and suture, ficus, the Master Hand, sleepy flute, and 12 angry cats are also discussed.

Our hosts are currently in an underground science laboratory developing edible versions of Gak and Floam. They expect to return, belly's stuffed, by next Tuesday with a brand new episode: The Fugitive!   Until then, please enjoy this classic What Happending episode, when we watched the 90-minute TV pilot movie of Baywatch, and then also Baywatch Hawaii by accident.

It starts with Bill Murray swearing at an electric toothbrush. It ends with soaking. In between, the fartsy turtle, Drop Zone, the Tea Party, Lethal Weapon 2, Robert's Rules of Order, Chick-fil-A, cumberbums, and Patch Adams are also discussed.

It begins with soapy abs. It ends with a jackpot. In between, hoverboards, naked sand lady sculptures, the power stick, Globo Corp, hot zones, and Marty Dollar are also discussed.

It starts with peeping toms. It ends with a mustachioed, spaghetti-pokin' grandma. In between, O'Connelltober, Dilbert feuds, Jack and Jill, Yahoo! Internet Life Magazine, and puppets are also discussed.