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In which Jake ends the recording by spilling juice like an actual five year old.  https://archive.org/download/200223randomamazonreviews/200223%20Random%20Amazon%20Reviews.mp3

 Long story short- Cap's the real villain and we'll all be glad when he's gone. https://archive.org/download/19thehughrebellion/19%20The%20Hugh%20Rebellion.mp3

Crazy Eddie... he really WAS crazy. https://archive.org/download/200209thewikipediarabbithole/200209%20The%20Wikipedia%20Rabbit%20Hole.mp3

 This podcast is now an exclusively Hugh-focused podcast. If you people can't sleep at night knowing this, well sorry, better buckle up. This is the future, freakazoids. Also, a simple bus ride becomes a Dirty Harry movie when we least expect it. So that's fun. Oh, by the way, Todd is criminally underused in this section. Coulda been wearing the cougar costume the whole time is all I'm saying...

Whatever happened to Charlie Cheese... https://archive.org/download/200202raisingourbrandawareness/200202%20Raising%20Our%20Brand%20Awareness.mp3

 Our current book,  Schooled  by Gordon Korman, features a protagonist who is a harmless little baby kitten who's just as innocent as the driven snow... but he's about to come face to face with the one-man force of nature known as Todd Terrific (aka The Cougar, aka Zach, aka A Living Legend Among Mere Mortals). Can our hero withstand the big brained master plan of... being lightly a...

 Have you ever been to the Rez? It's sooooo exotic. Anyway, welcome to the final part of Let it Snow, "The Patron Saint of Pigs" by Lauren Myracle, also known as "Testing the Audience's Patience." If you're really into listening to teen drama and just hanging around watching someone's shift at work you'll love this story. Also, we're promised pig antics but may end up disappointed. Merry Chri...

 Alternate title: It's A Sad Sad Sad Sad World... How is it that John Green's work succeeds in only depressing/boring his readers and painting an ever darker picture of a damaged lonely little man? We'll have to answer that later, as we're too busy racing to the local Waffle House through the snow because, uh, there's cheerleaders there or something. Look, the motivation's pretty thin but at...

 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the book, John Green decided to start writing under a pen name... Yes, we're reading through the book "Let it Snow" this holiday season, wherein John and two other authors who sound suspiciously like John have crafted a tale of... something. If the first story in this trio of romantic comedies is anything to go by, it's a very creepy somethin...

We recorded this around Thanksgiving but it wasn't interesting so I never uploaded it. But here it is anyway. https://archive.org/download/191128testingtheaudiencespatience/191128%20Testing%20the%20Audience%27s%20Patience.mp3

The tension mounts as we wonder whether Jake will be stuck in an airport for Thanksgiving... https://archive.org/download/191124stormsabrewin/191124%20Storm%27s%20A-Brewin%27.mp3

 This book is so bad we just want to be DONE. https://archive.org/download/13speedrunningthelasthalf_20191118/13%20Speedrunning%20the%20Last%20Half.mp3

...and ends n' odds. https://archive.org/download/191117thanksgivingoddsnends/191117%20Thanksgiving%20Odds%20n%27%20Ends.mp3

Events conspired against us today. https://archive.org/download/191110theworstepisodeever/191110%20The%20Worst%20Episode%20Ever.mp3

 Our summation of An Abundance of Katherines so far: one long sustained miserable groan. How much longer can we hold out? Will John Green stop using the word "fug"? Who are the REAL racists in this made up town? And why does reading this feel like being hit in the head with a dull shovel? Let's find out together... https://archive.org/download/12thisbookactivelyhatesus/12%20This%20Book%20Acti...

Won't someone please think of the turkeys? https://archive.org/download/191103thegreatturkeyheist/191103%20The%20Great%20Turkey%20Heist.mp3

 John Green's creepier side comes out as this book goes from zero to uncomfortable real fast... also, Maclane has a cold but don't let that distract you. https://archive.org/download/11excellenceinyoungadultliterature/11%20Excellence%20in%20Young%20Adult%20Literature.mp3

Hey, Gage is still alive https://archive.org/download/191027gagereturnshalloweenpranksthebutterballhotline/191027%20Gage%20Returns%2C%20Halloween%20Pranks%20%26%20The%20Butterball%20Hotline.mp3

 Releasing two episodes in one day? Is that even legal?! At any rate, we're following up Larry with the long anticipated (by us) John Green book "An Abundance of Katherines". There's gonna be so many Katherines you won't be able to keep up! https://archive.org/download/10anabundanceofjohngreen/10%20An%20Abundance%20of%20John%20Green.mp3

 (Just for the record, the title was Mac's idea) One vision quest, fake suicide, and journey to Walden later, we've finally finished Larry's gospel... and frankly it's not very good if we're being completely honest. https://archive.org/download/09thefinalblasphemy/09%20The%20Final%20Blasphemy.mp3

Ciara has some issues... https://archive.org/download/191020youreameanonemrs.grinch/191020%20You%27re%20A%20Mean%20One%2C%20Mrs.%20Grinch.mp3

 Our protagonist is a very mentally unbalanced individual who could kill at any moment. Please do your best to avoid him. Also, watch out for those hip tech savvy grandmas who moonlight as internet vigilantes. They're everywhere.   https://archive.org/download/08normanbatesvs.hackergranny/08%20Norman%20Bates%20vs.%20Hacker%20Granny.mp3

Won't you help Cliff Dawson? https://archive.org/download/191013cliffdawsonneedsafriend/191013%20Cliff%20Dawson%20Needs%20A%20Friend.mp3

 Larry's so-called Gospel is off to a very revolting start... Because it turns out our hero is kind of a creepy dude. He silently rages about his friendzoned status, rails against those stupid meat eating jocks, and moonlights as a weird little cave troll on the weekends. But that won't deter us from pushing ahead in our reading, folks. Not even Stepdad Peter's Harry Osborne-esque vendetta ca...

Mountain Monsters features prominently today. https://archive.org/download/191006nowwithsmoothjazz/191006%20Now%20With%20Smooth%20Jazz.mp3