Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2023 horror comedy film "Renfield." It's got a lot of stuff we like, such as references to Bela Lugosi, Voodoo Glow Skulls, giant men in leather masks, Jean Ralphio, terrible ways to die, and Nicolas Cage doing what he was born to do. You can catch our other Nic Cage movies: Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy...

Hey folks, just a few audio issues in this one (we record two episodes at once-- did you know this? It's a very well-kept secret) but all future episodes should be good to go. 437 episodes in, a mic cable gets worn out, ya see? In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2022 religious horror film "The Offering" in which we try to be as respectful as we can about other folks' cultures while being...

Just a quick note, we apologize for some minor sound issues in this episode. We've got a faulty mic cable and didnt realize it until we began editing.  In this week's episode, we're discussing an anthology for the first time in awhile! It's the oft-requested 2012 film "V/H/S." Special topics for your consideration include: a whole slew of brand new advertisers who are absolutely not giving us thei...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new (on Max now!) entry into the "Evil Dead" franchise, "Evil Dead Rise." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable sea of Australians, hailing from a soldering family, reactions to priests, mom sadness, "Dream Child," and so much barfing. SO much barfing! We've covered two other films in the series: the original in Episode 280 an...

In this week's episode, we're going back to a WWA-favorite era of the late 1980s with the supernatural/demonic possession film "976-EVIL." Special topics for your consideration include: when your phone's autofill function tries to predict "your thing," an unexpected sessy moment, having your directorial debut and your swan song be the same film (sorry Robert Englund), and a whole ass host of 1980s...

In this week's episode, we're enjoying the company of one of our patron saints, Natasha Lyonne, with the 2010 comedy/slasher "All About Evil." Special topics for your consideration include: breaking news to us that you have all been aware of for like... 2 weeks, perfect homages, more questionable parenting and--good lord--the posters in this child's room, bejeweled flip phones, the true power move...

In this week's champagne-soaked episode, we're revisiting one of our favorite franchises with the 1991 film "Child's Play 3." Special topics for your consideration include: deep metaphors, what happens when you make a movie in like a month, a shocking lack of knowledge about the US military, weird hands, and a real cause for celebration (next week's episode contains the second cause for celebratio...

In this week's episode, we're joined by our extremely funny and knowledgeable friend Kurt from Enjoy Wrestling to discuss his pick, the 2014 Kane film "See No Evil 2." You can find everything you need to know about Enjoy at https://linktr.ee/Enjoywrestling and we promise you, you won't regret checking it out.  Wrestling is funny! We've covered one other official WWE Studios film in Episode 16- "Oc...

In this week's episode, we're back to the terror of filling one's home with cameras in the 2010 found footage film "Paranormal Activity 2." Special topics for your consideration include: so much talk about Burger King that you might run right out and get yourself a flame-boiler Whopper™, words that you can't say on this podcast, problematic furniture, and a true roundup of horror favorites: dumb t...

In this week's episode, we're trying to make lemonade out of a lot of lemons... and then maybe just dumping a whole bunch of gin into the pitcher to take the edge off a real piece of work: the 1968 Vincent Price film "Witchfinder General." Hoooo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: a movie that isn't the one you remembered and certainly not the one you wanted, the grossest you'll ev...

It's a landline! It's a knife! It's the newest entry into the "Scream" franchise! This week, we're discussing 2023's "Scream 6" or "SCREAVI" or whatever it is that they're stylizing. Special topics for your consideration include: having very shallow memories when it comes to the last two installments of this series, stanning our short kings and queens...of law enforcement? and also a quick PSA on...

In this week's episode, we're tackling a movie that (spoiler alert!) we both love a lot: it's the 2000 Japanese film "Battle Royale." Special topics for your consideration include: butt slashing, trusting adults, the fact that this movie might be a comedy?, fantastic death scenes, and the sad fact of knowing everything we know about other cultures from terrible 80s movies. Into Japanese horror? We...

In this week's episode, we're digging into some post-"Texas Chainsaw Massacre," pre-"Poltergeist" Tobe Hooper in the 1981 slasher "The Funhouse." Special topics of conversation include: some minor societal red flags like teens dating people in their 30s and allowing a stranger to wash your child (?!), utterly amazing 1980s slang that perhaps didn't catch on, the Delaware state fair, terrible last...

Hello EMTs! I'm on vacation this week so instead of writing up a bunch of jokes about the movie, I am just going to say that in addition to your Pittsburgh baseball Pirates currently sitting in first place, Dave Bautista wearing people clothes is my absolute favorite thing to happen in 2023. Come along with us on this journey of the newest film from our boy and yours but mostly yours, M. Night Shy...

In this week's episode, we're unable to find a decently reliable streaming version of listener-requested film "The Others," so we took the next best Nicole Kidman option: the 2013 psychological thriller "Stoker." It's a movie about vampires... OR IS IT?! Special topics for your consideration include: weird familial relationships,  Allen's concern about finding one's "thing," chasing that disgust d...

In this week's episode, we're questioning why Ethan Hawke loves being in movies about dead children so much with the 2012 supernatural thriller "Sinister." Special topics for your consideration include: making a whole ass movie about wandering your house in the dark while wearing lounge pants, being a whiner about coffee, being a shit husband and a shittier dad, actors you know from every other co...

In this week's episode, we're headed back to the weird and wonderful world of Charles Band with the 1994 film "Shrunken Heads." Special topics for your consideration include: adult teens, a lesson in Haitian history, Meg Foster in the role of a lifetime, inappropriate jauntiness, nepotism babies, and condominiums, Charles Band is a nutbar and I love him (almost all the time). Here are some movies...

In this week's episode, we're back from our break rested, refreshed, and ready to talk about a brand new movie! We're discussing the 2022 thriller "M3GAN." Special topics for your consideration include: our feelings on the upcoming robot overlord takeover, an allegory for....teenagers?, parenting advice, a throwback to the finest film ever made ("Child's Play 2" of course), and how this film fits...

In this week's episode, we're taking a much-needed break but wanted to leave you with a classic: our review of the 2019 Glenn Danzig-written/directed/produced anthology film (film?) "Verotika." We hope you like it and if you know anyone who can get us a copy of "Death Rider in the House of Vampires," get in touch!! I still kind of don't believe it's real. We'll catch you next week with a new episo...

Dudes, it's 420! We're celebrating by hanging with our friend Perry and discussing his pick, the 2018 sci-fi horror film "Annihilation." In the grand tradition of Werewolf Ambulance, though, it was not quite the movie he remembered. This is what they get for not letting me watch "Bong of the Dead," seriously! Special topics for your consideration include: wondering whether this movie is a metaphor...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural horror film "The Dark and the Wicked," aka "An Extremely Allen Movie." Special topics for your consideration include: two very different schools of thought when it comes to handling one's emotions, chasing that old scare dragon, the hardness of farm folk (particularly compared to how baby-soft we are), and a delightfully Pittsburgh voi...

In this week's episode, we're back to the Wan-iverse with the 2018 supernatural horror film "The Nun." Special topics for your consideration include: a case of mistaken identity, rewriting The Replacements lyrics to be about prayer, an extremely graphic depiction of the monetization of this film, and even more controversial opinions that will likely alienate our listenership! Did you miss our epis...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2023 independent film "Skinamarink." Special topics for your consideration include: um, you know, saying some stuff...about stuff? Talking about corners, walls, ceilings, and the feet of children, trying to get a foothold in someone else's nightmare, and a very weird personalized license plate.  We've done a couple avant garde/arthouse style h...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1987 supernatural (?) educational (??) erotic (???) film "A Chinese Ghost Story." Normally I'd write some jokes here and compare it to other movies we've covered, but frankly the Super Bowl made me get too tore up to do all that. Totally not my fault obviously. You'll like this movie though, it's pretty goddamn fantastic. Support us at  patreon.com/were...

In this week's episode, we're exploring the world of fine dining and luxurious food with the 2022 film "The Menu." Special topics for your consideration include: a gift from a listener sparks food joy for us, being open to John Leguizamo, gatekeeping of hobbies, the good old days of smoking in restaurants, red flags in a potential partner, and chocolate hats, THE CHOCOLATE HATS! We've covered two...