Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we're talking Cronenberg again with the 1979 film "The Brood." Special topics for your consideration include: the best things about the 1970s (decor and outwear, obviously), delightful descriptions of Oliver Reed, Roger Ebert's opinions, more terrible police work and OUTSIDE BABIES!  Are you a Cronenberg fan? Check out our other episodes about his films, Episode 88- "Shiver...

In the second half of our horror-films-by-metal-musicians rock block, this week we're discussing the 1998 Dee Snider movie "Strangeland." Special topics for your consideration include: a visit to the basement of Rotten Tomatoes, the life and times of Dee Snider/Twisted Sister, a time when piercings and tattoos were controversial, bad police work, dialup internet and amazing catchphrases. Do you li...

Oh Rob Zombie, what hath you wrought? This week we're discussing the 2003 exploitation/gross-out horror film "House of 1000 Corpses." Special topics for your consideration include: the permanence of being Dwight Schrute, Allen's feelings on trick-or-treating being scheduled for a non-Halloween day (spoilers: HE'S MAD), swearing for the sake of swearing, the genius of Christopher Guest movies, "Dr....

In this week's episode we are heading back to the mall for some robot murder hijinks with the 80's cult classic "Chopping Mall."  Special topics for your consideration include: Steve Guttenburg, a bygone era of cigarette vending machines and how that is still a thing in some parts of Pittsburgh, Mall life, Rockapella fandom, fun with movie names, a surprising love of robots and so much more! Have...

In this week's episode, we determine that we've never gotten into the George Romero zombie series and decide to keep it that way for now-, so instead we're talking about the 2004 remake, "Dawn of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: leg muscle knowledge wasted, feelings on fast zombies vs. slow zombies, love subplots (ugh), Ving Rhames delivering every line like it is his last...

In this week's episode, we're hitting the Satanic panic button and discussing the 2009 Ti West film "The House of the Devil." Special topics for your consideration include: pro tips for babysitters, college dorm room memories, Pittsburgh food favorites: a debate, the era of answering machines and pay phones, and a whole lot of tangential information. Interested in our other Satanic films? Check ou...

It's a guestisode this week, EMTs! We're joined by our friend Tessa to discuss her pick, the 1984 horror-comedy-puppet- Satanic ritual film "Ghoulies." Special topics for your consideration include: a return to the work of Charles Band, how to pad a movie 101, Ghoulie anatomy explained, confounding Satanic rituals, a critical look at internet memes, adult teens and what not to do upon inheriting a...

In the grand tradition of "Days of Thunder" (Episode 76) and "Over the Top" (Episode 128), it's our annual first-week-of-April mystery film! We look forward to this one all year, and this year's is quite possibly our bawdiest episode to date. Hope you love it. Have you seen this movie? What do you think of it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or...

You know how sometimes you think to yourself, "man, I should watch all of M. Night Shyamalan's films and then dissect them in dizzying detail with my friend on our podcast, maybe people will like that?" No? Anyway, we thought that, so we hopped onto Netflix and watched the 2004 film "The Village." Special topics for your consideration include: reviewing a movie without actually seeing a movie, fre...

This week we're getting into our worst fears (or at least Jeff Daniels' worst fears) with the 1990 creepy-crawly classic, "Arachnophobia." Special topics for your consideration include: facts about nature, objectifying such men as Julian Sands and Huey Lewis, a case of mistaken Jeffdentity, a tribute to Grandma from every movie, John Goodman's affect and an explanation of "The Secret." Did you mis...

This week we're dipping back into that Netflix well of original content with the 2017 film "The Ritual." Special topics for your consideration include: hiking/camping/rain/the woods/other eminently hateable things, advice for mugging situations, throwing cake at cats and what comes afterwards, hot dogs on the outside and the entire lifespan of "Carvelling at Carvel's Carvels." Did you miss our oth...

In this week's episode, we're stepping away from the puppets and discussing some Canadians with the 1997 thriller (?) "Cube." Special topics for your consideration include: bad tattoos, Dave Matthews: a retrospective, movies that look like Oscar-winners compared to this movie, the 90's-era obsession with bisection, "Maths: The Movie," and a gift from a viewer. Did you miss our other Canadian films...

In the second episode of our two-parter, we're discussing the 1990 sequel to last week's episode, "Puppet Master 2." Boy, is it a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: unexpected Dust Bowl farmers, yucky intimacy, oily wrestlers, ways in which one could search for a lost relative, gross intimacy and making the same movie twice but making it much worse the second time. We've done a...

In our very first two-part episode arc, we're discussing the 1989 film "Puppet Master" (don't forget to tune in next week for the sequel, "Puppet Master 2" because we have no taste, obviously). Special topics for your consideration include: bad Southern accents, funeral pranks, confusing motives, Barbara Crampton, not being a great psychic, leaps of logic and a game of puppet name guessing.  We do...

As you guys know, we like to temper our fun with the most depressing, bleak movies we can find. That said, this week we're discussing the 2008 Swedish vampire film "Let the Right One In." Special topics for your consideration include: the slightly culturally offensive game "Swedish actor or Ikea merchandise?", sadness, the necessity of having a vengeful vampire friend, bleakness, early 2000s email...

Are you feeling uptight? Perhaps you wouldn't...if it were PROM NIGHT! This week we're discussing the 1980 teen slasher "Prom Night" starring our girl and yours, Jamie Lee Curtis. Special topics for your consideration include: lessons in disco, secret Canadians, high school memories, remembering the Epilady, Liam Nielson and the magic of JLC.  If you missed our other Jamie Lee Curtis episode, chec...

Was last week's episode too fun for you? We get it-- "Shaun of the Dead" is a fun movie. It's time to get serious. This week we're discussing the 2016 Netflix film "I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House." Special topics for your consideration include: Things that are great (Shirley Jackson) and things that are not (hockey fans, poetry lovers, Deadheads and men named Scott), the terrors of...

It's a guestisode this week, EMTs! We're talking with our pal Denis (you know, the Hall & Oates fan) about his pick, the 2004 British zombie horror-comedy "Shaun of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: another round of our patented game 'Raw, Raw or Raw?' except this week it's 'Shaun, Sean or Sean?', the fez phase of adulthood, Batdance, a love of lists and "Weekend at Bernie'...

In this week's episode, we're completing our child loss rock block and returning to the Stephen King well with the 1989 film "Pet Sematary." Special topics for your consideration include: Tasha Yar, men and chicken dinners, bad choices, being a doctor, King's love of psychic children and the complete and total lack of respect for the cat actor in this movie. Do you think Stephen King rules? If so,...

In this week's episode we are discussing the 2016 sci-fi horror film "The Void." If you haven't seen it yet, it's on Netflix for your easy viewing. Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of other horror movies that "The Void" reminded us of, the legality of juicing in both sports and film, the kinds of cults we'd be willing to join, nonsensical choices and the best movie of all tim...

In this week's episode, we return to the oeuvre of M. Night Shyamalan where it all began-- the 1999 film "The Sixth Sense." Special topics for your consideration include: Bruce Willis fandom, brainstorming some new Guy Fieri menu selections, magic: no one likes it, ghost therapy, night lights and of course, TWISTS.  If you missed our other M. Night Shyamalan film, check out a super early episode:...

In this week's episode, our annual holiday episode, we tackle a decidedly unholiday movie, 2005's Gingerdead Man. We discuss alternative occupations for Gary Busey, our favorite holiday songs, a return of 90s fashion talk, the possibility of multiple actors performing the same roll and the movie not bothering to tell us, we eat some treats, open some Christmas crackers and have a jolly ole time go...

In this week's episode, we're bringing back the guestisode! We're joined by our friend Jeremy to discuss the 1973 classic, "The Exorcist." Special topics for your consideration include: what happens when you make a person who doesn't like horror movies watch "The Exorcist," is Sharon the demon?, a...ROCKY understanding of when the film "Rocky" was released, Dee Snyder, Pazuzu and a new way to answ...

This week we're tackling a Netflix original film, the 2017 teen(?) comedy horror movie "The Babysitter." Special topics for your consideration include: children that resemble Andre the Giant, adults playing children, children who are alleged to be nerds but are clearly not nerds, giving up your blood in exchange for kindness, what it takes to have a hot bod like Chris Tatum (Hollywood actor) and a...

In this week's episode, we get deep into some vampire ennui with the 1983 Tony Scott debut "The Hunger." Special topics for your consideration include: the freedom of pantsless dining, comparisons to the rest of Tony Scott's oeuvre, meaningless conversations, the horror of proximity, pro-GEE-ree-uh and hey, stick around for the last minute pigeon talk! Did you miss our other vampire films? There h...