Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode we're discussing the 1993 kid-friendly horror film "Hocus Pocus," but a word to the wise: this episode is not kid-friendly as we originally intended. Whoops! Special topics for your consideration include: French aristocrat parties?!, the potential for "peak SJP" and also lightly crushing on Matthew Broderick, what happens when a teenage boy is turned into a cat, wondering wh...

As dictated by the popular vote on Twitter (@werebulance), this week we're discussing the film "Se7en." Thanks a lot guys, we feel really great right now. Special topics for your consideration include: where the hell is this movie taking place??, the acting prowess of Brad Pitt, reasons why this movie is so goddamn long, a distaste for Gwyneth Paltrow and, obvs, WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX? Big fan of Br...

In this week's episode, our 250th (!!!), we're asking ourselves the question "who is this movie for, and dear god, why?" with the 1996 horror thriller "Fear." Special topics for your consideration include: how the roller coaster scene affects a 15 year old's brain, the not-so-believable appeal of meth guys, inexplicable Chucky dolls, a Bush sponsorship, potty training theories and WEREWOLF AMBULAN...

In this week's episode, we're revisiting an old friend we haven't seen since Episode 21 with "Creepshow 2" except now the old friend is weird and like, kind of matted and gross and after awhile you start to feel like maybe reuniting wasn't the greatest idea. Special topics for your consideration include: some confusion over what actually constitutes beautiful hair, misplaced confidence, a cautiona...

In this week's episode, we continue with our Jaws ripoff rock block while discussing the 1976 land version, "Grizzly." Special topics for your consideration include: defending oneself against a bear attack, Kelly's terrible interpersonal skills, marshmallow-heavy diets, Slurpees, horses, rocket launchers and one terrible joke about a bear and a rabbit.  It's going to be a looooong time before we d...

In this week's episode, we're discussing another film from the very specific horror sub-genre called Movies that Rip Off Jaws. This one is from 1978-- "Piranha." Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that this movie stars a dog named Jack Cardwell, extremely weird running and diving, deciding that you're someone's mom just because you hooked up with their dad, Lisa Left Eye Lopes...

In this week's episode, we cave to a bit of EMT pressure and cover the 1992 Peter Jackson gorefest "Dead Alive" aka "Braindead." Special topics for your consideration include: the most requested film in a very short period of time, our respective thresholds for being completely grossed out, basing one's relationships on messages from tarot cards, cutie lil zombie baby, and the joy of kung fu pries...

In this week's episode we take a voyage into our neighbor to the south, West Virginia, for the 2002 cryptid thriller (?) "Mothman Prophecies." Special topics for your consideration include: an AMA about Point Pleasant, the theoretical attractiveness of Richard Gere to women of a particular age, the Mothman's thirstiness, having a bridge phobia in a city full of bridges, the problem with conspiracy...

Before we get into this week's episode, we just want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for the kind words on our first YouTube video. We (or at least I [Katie]) legit cried reading your comments. You are all fantastic and we are so lucky to have you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.   And onto this week's episode! We are returning to Allen's loves of both the mid-80s and hair metal wi...

In this week's episode, we're discussing one of Allen's fears (home invasions) and one of Katie's fears (having peaked in the 1990s) with the 2008 film "The Strangers." Special topics for your consideration include: HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!, what happens when you watch this movie in your office and get startled, preparedness for a home invasion, why you should always bring extra smokes, why you shou...

In this week's episode, we're back to the Freddy well for the third installment of the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Dream Warriors" from 1987. Special topics for your consideration include: MOVIE PUNKS!, a new catchphrase for us, having to revise our opinions of Freddy Krueger, absolutely wonderful practical effects, a fiery debate about candy and the fact that neither of us can remembe...

In this week's episode, we get nostalgic for the 90s and for Luke Perry in the 1992 film "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Special topics for your consideration include: Allen possibly outing himself as a sociopath, demanding that Delaware do better by its teens, trying to figure out Pike's deal, Pee-wee's raw deal and remembering some actors as...well, better than they actually are.  Are you into vampi...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2018 Nicolas Cage film "Mandy." Special topics for your consideration include: ADA Michael Cutter, being either an ELO or a Blue Oyster Cult, living inside a D&D universe, the practicality of living in a river valley instead of a desert, a total celebration of Nicolas Cage and a very important question: is this the most heavy metal mo...

This week we're shocked by just how distressing a horror movie meta-mockumentary film can be when we discuss "Behind the Mask- The Rise of Leslie Vernon" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: cameos appearances from some horror greats, post-credits sequences that actually work, linguistics lessons in our "Mailbag!" segment, horror tricks of the trade and some information about...

In this week's episode, we talk about Sam Elliott. Oh...and a movie, the 1972 eco-horror film "Frogs." Special topics for your consideration include: Sam Elliott's good looks, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, how much we want to hang out with Sam Elliott, and also not-very-menacing frogs, attire for swamp living, sweaty character actors and the importance of keeping a schedule at all costs.  Do you like ho...

This is not the scarecrow movie you're looking for (that's a Star Wars reference, see?) In this week's episode, Katie royally botches it by accidentally selecting a SyFy channel film, the 2013 made-for-TV movie "Scarecrow." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game for us to play called 'Random Note,' the efficacy and necessity of various school punishments, why on earth these peop...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1986 horror comedy "House." Special topics for your consideration include: excellent hair looks of the 1980s, unexplained mysteries of this particular house, confusion about how microwaves work, more beefs and deepening beefs, the pros of Fred Dekker's work and the cons of Stephen Miner's and Studio Katoween: giver of wonderful gifts! Check out their co...

This week we're doing an episode for us again-- the 1985 comedy "Clue: The Movie" (though we do some mental gymnastics to make it horror adjacent!) Special topics for your consideration include: a new podcast beef (always punch up), so many talented actors and also Lee Ving, "Masterpiece Mystery," a real gift for the game of "Clue" and the return of our favorite bell.  Do you like hearing us talk...

Since we made so many of you angry with our rating of the "Suspiria" remake, we thought we'd give witches-who-run-an-educational-institution another go with the 2006 film "The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: the garbage life of being a teen, a new name for Allen, fleshing out the plans for Boystreet, #saviniwatch2k19 and more witches! More school! More witch school! If you m...

This week, everyone else has been talking about Chernobyl so why shouldn't we? Except instead of diving into a well-crafted, critically acclaimed HBO miniseries, we decided to discuss the 2012 dark tourism horror film "Chernobyl Diaries." Special topics for your consideration include: a new boy band that's just about to blow up called BOYSTREET, the first and ultimately last installment of our new...

In this week's episode, we go all in on the 2018 remake of "Suspiria." We probably ought to warn you right here at the top, we reaaaally did not like it. Really. Special topics for your consideration include: too many plots (not enough resolution), auditioning to be a Cenobite, whether Radiohead is just Tool for non-Tool fans, a surprising amount of 'Jersey Shore' knowledge and "Peter Pan" explain...

With the upcoming release of the new "Child's Play" film (boo?) and the fact that we've already discussed the sequel, "Child's Play 2" (yay!!), we decided it was high time we talked about the original-- 1988's "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: Chris Sarandon's sweater game and his perpetual hunkiness, surprisingly bleak films featuring children, first time viewings of...

This week we're talking about some of the favorite actors of a certain co-host of Werewolf Ambulance: Jeff Goldblum and Donald Sutherland in the 1979 sci-fi/horror film remake "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Special topics for your consideration include a money-making enterprise to capitalize on our punk rock fame, the new mascot of Werewolf Ambulance (spoilers: it's Art Hindle), Leonard Nimoy's...

In this week's episode, we are going deep into the sequels of a different franchise with the third (fourth?) installment of the "Evil Dead" films, "Army of Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: how bad fans can make a film franchise go bad, how bad movie etiquette can make a friendship go bad, some very topical "Game of Thrones" talk (no spoilers obvs, we don't watch that show)...

This week we're discussing the final feature film directed by one of the masters, Wes Craven. Unfortunately, it has a numerical digit in the middle of a word so you that's a pretty good indication of how the film is going to go. We give you: "Scre4m" (or SCR-FOUR-M or Scream 4, it's fine). Special topics for your consideration include: summertime cookies, romance lost and found in the "Scream" fra...