Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we increase Paris Hilton's appearances on Werewolf Ambulance by 100%-- no, it's not "The Hottie and the Nottie," though honestly I kinda wish it was-- it's 2002's "Nine Lives." It's bad, and it's not even really Paris's fault. Is it about cats? It is not. Special topics for your consideration include: a spot-on portrayal of an American and a spot-off portrayal of actual sno...

In this week's episode, we're Clive Barkering back into some Clive Barker with the director's cut of Clive Barker's 1990 film "Nightbreed." Special topics for your consideration include: Danny 'oompah' Elfman, famous Canadian wrestler murders, terrible catchphrases, Star Trek looks, confusing motivations and Bob Seger. Because why not?  Catch some more Clive Barkering with Episode 34- "Candyman,"...

In this week's episode...IT'S A CROSSOVER! We met up with Jon & Josef from the Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast to discuss the 2020 Marvel horror (?) film (??) "New Mutants." It was a not a great entrée into the Marvel universe for Katie. No, in fact it was terrible. Special topics for your consideration include the most comic book talk that has ever appeared on this show, Big Bear Doin' Than...

In this week's episode, возьмите сваренное вкрутую яйцо и держитесь за задницы (grab a hardboiled egg and hang onto your butts) because we're talking about the 2020 Russian sci-fi horror film "Sputnik." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute worst profession (astronaut/cosmonaut, obviously), aliens that are both adorable and downright brutal, an assessment of our own professio...

For the second week in a row, we're wandering around in the strange and somewhat incomprehensible world of the year 1999: the dawning of a new millenium, Y2K and the 1999 modernization of a classic tale, "Dracula 2000." Seriously though, why? (and is the pun "Why2K" too much? Eh, too late now.) Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of very very good Dracula-based film ideas, the eph...

In this week's episode, we really try to find some joy in the 1999 teen horror comedy "Idle Hands." One one hand (pun FULLY intended) it does have podcast-favorite Seth Green, but on the other hand it also has no plot. Other topics for your consideration include: greasy teens, weed as a superhero, an odd medium for songwriting, how much Sublime is too much Sublime (answer: any amount of Sublime is...

In this week's episode, we learned a very important lesson: sometimes Keanu Reeves is just not enough. We're discussing the 2015 Eli Roth erotic (sigh) horror film "Knock Knock." Special topics for your consideration include: a slight limitation in Keanu's acting range, corny middle-aged dads with an eclectic vinyl collection, tossing a fried egg on it, opinions about art, and a joke that finally...

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener pick (thanks Roland! I guess?) with the 1988 sequel "Phantasm 2." Special topics for your consideration include: cool NBA nicknames for your pals Allen and Katie, an in-depth analysis of Tallman's horniness, a classic impression from a cinematic great, brain boyfriends, Whopper Jrs (Whoppers Jr.?), and the bewildering enigma that is Reggie. Did y...

This episode marks our last one of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year. Rather than suffering through our semi-traditional New Years romcom, we decided to end the year by covering a movie that would bring us pure joy. We hope it makes you feel the same way, and that you'll forgive us for this brief foray out of horror and into TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF SOLID ACTION, BAY-BEE! We're talkin...

Listen buddies, I am like 99% sure we made it through this episode without morosely singing "happy holidaaaaaays" even ONCE. I might be wrong about that though; regardless, we tried. For this year's holiday spectacular, we're discussing the 2019 remake "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: POOTS! Great cat names! Not borrowing your friend's DivaCup! Starting a cult! Ben...

*URGENT ALERT* In this week's episode, we get pretty lewd and we're sorry about it. In general, we hope you don't listen to our episodes with kids around but this one reeeaaally takes the cake. What can we say, we got punchy!  We're discussing a 2019 film that stars everyone's favorite straight edge former pro wrestler, CM Punk, "Girl on the Third Floor." Special topics for your consideration incl...

In this week's episode, Katie finally gets what she's been asking for and instantly regrets it. We're talking about the much-anticipated 2019 Lindsay Lohan spectacular, "Among the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: presidential prom limos for President Husband, having no motivation to do any of the things you do, FREXIT!, the benefits of recording episodes from one's home, so...

In this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your l...

In this week's episode, we're here to just roll around in an absolutely bananas Italian film, the 1974 supernatural (?) horror movie "Beyond the Door." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: pea soup straight from the can, distracting leg/head ratios, extremely funky songs, a feeling of genuine pity for child actors, and what would happen if you heard about the plot of "The Exo...

In this week's episode, we're loopy on prosecco and the fact that we still didn't know who won the election at the time of recording, which is just fine because we are talking about the 2011 British sci-fi horror comedy "Attack the Block." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely brief synopsis of a television series that has been running for nearly 40 seasons, wiggly dog butts,...

In this week's episode, we go back to the well of Dario Argento with the 1982 film "Tenebrae." Special topics for your consideration include: a very low bra budget, a special appearance by your favorite Italian plumber brothers, the appeal and impracticality of an entirely marble interior, tacking some weird future sci-fi stuff onto your movie but not really telling anyone and a very Dario Argento...

In this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become some...

IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK, BABIES! Grab a pumpkin bucket, fill it with candy and dress like the less-popular sister from "Frozen" (just me?) and join us for yet another trek into the Halloween franchise. Sort of. We're talking about the 2007 reimagining of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie, and PS- Allen wants you to know that he regrets not calling him "Robert Zombert" in the episode. It's the little things th...

In this week's episode, we're going back to the oeuvre of James Wan with the 2011 supernatural horror film "Insidious." Special topics for your consideration include: a 90s goth rock mashup for the ages, unhelpful dads, the feeling you get when something is meant to be scary but is actually very very silly, being a human potato and where the heck is Dalton's brother and SadBaby? Do you like hearin...

First of all, we understand that this is what we get for deciding to watch the Glenn Danzig written/directed/produced 2019 film "Verotika," but we also want to say that just like that Bryan Adams song from "Prince of Thieves," everything we do, we do it for you. We watched this movie so you don't have to. If you already did...welp, our apologies. Special topics for your consideration include: the...

In this week's episode, we finally get back to a real actual horror movie! It's everything that you loved (and hated) about the 1980s, all wrapped up in one- we're talking about the 1986 film "Night of the Creeps." Special topics for your consideration include: a love letter to Dick Miller, one love letter and one not-so-love letter to Tom Atkins, a movie mashup mixtape, another appearance of poli...

In this week's episode, EPISODE THREE HUNDRED, can you even believe it?, we are discussing the obvious choice for one's tricentennial: the 2007 film "300." No, it's not a horror movie. Yes, it's a gimmicky choice. No, those abs aren't real. Other special topics for your consideration include: stabbing, a startling lack of planning by the God King and also by the regular King, building a giant pit...

In this week's episode, we get what we deserve for trying to figure out what the internet is talking about with the new Netflix original film "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Special topics for your consideration include: Jared Leto's poetry Tumblr, that football tv show, another patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, our inner cynicism and musicals: a deal breaker? Toni Collette, if you're out there...

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the...

In this week's episode, we lean hard into the pandemic and manage to make a 50 minute episode about a 56 minute movie which, my friends, is absolutely a skill we should put on our LinkedIn profiles. We're talking about the 2020 film "Host" and some special topics for your consideration include: whether we would or would not seance, revisiting hard drinking again only to feel awful, the trials and...