We'll Get To It

We brought in drums of blood for this podkast bekause it gets a bit TOASTY in here. We review the new Mortal Kombat movie, and it kinda does something to us. I feel the need to rip off Arek's head and replake every "c" with a K. We had to rush this one to get this in on time. The news happens in a flash so enjoy our argument of who should play Johnny Kage....FATALITY! Flawless Viktory? Ah whatever...

Hey guys, look I'm sorry, I swear I'm not on any drugs or anything. I just dissociated for about an hour and a half while Joe tries to desperately rein me back in and talk about the actual news. Also the main topic is like something about movies that were marketed wrong and it messed up the releases. - Arek Pool Water Blue

Look. Its Wrestlemania weekend and you cant expect me (Joe) to do my job. Its literally all I care about since my ex-wife left, Uhhh, we pad for time by talking about Star Wars, Rocky, and anime. We had a pitch meeting with Maya, very fun. I'm gonna go watch Wrestlemania now, bye. Pool Water Blue

Romer pops in and gives insight to the gay dating world...Joe is a part of it?! Also we watched the movie where a giant gorilla with a stick fights a nuclear lizard. That kind of takes a back seat though to the whole Grindr thing. What Joe won't do for love... Pool Water Blue

Uhhhh joe...who let out all the lions? RUH ROH. We talk about some of the worst production nightmares in movie making history and other small bits of entertainment news throughout. Sylvester Stalone is a shark now, and like, John Cena is wearing a metal cereal bowl on his head...and it looks good?! Anyways...The Snyder Cut fans have their omega beams aimed at Godzilla vs Kong Pool Water Blue

Slow-mo rain drops fall. Joe looks at Arek, Arek looks at Joe. Both collide with an explosion, they quip. This week we punished ourselves by watching both versions of Justice League back to back. One was dumb, and the other one was also dumb...WITH context. We REALLY got to it. Also a friend pops in at the end and gives her two cents. Pool Water Blue

Ughhhhh...look if you listened to last week you know what's here. Batman vs Superman. It sucks. But you know what's the saving grace? Our FIRST female guest Isabella! We go through the very thin plot of the Ultimate Edition of Batman vs Superman and get distracted a lot, since we don't really wanna talk about this god awful movie. Pool Water Blue

We sprinted through the news to get into recapping the Wandavision finale and in anticipation of the Snyder Cut we review Man of Steel as we lead up to it. We do DC AND Marvel, we swing both ways babyyyy ;) jk Christina, just Joe...and only when its a three day weekend. Pool Water Blue

Look guys, we're tired. We have a midterm due. Our personal lives are getting a little busier. We are just a little schlumped, and by a little I mean completely. BUT we're still funny! We break down some more news in entertainment, and we talk about some of the clichés in movies that we like...Is that it? Uh yeah. Pool Water Blue

Wanna see Arek get bullied for an hour and a half because he likes a girl? Tune in! Also we pitted the world's biggest franchises in a winner take-all tournament. Slow news week like always, Joe can't talk, and Arek's brain is mush as always. Who cares, does anyone even read these? It's mostly for Joe and I anyways...hi Christina

Consider this an invitation to our gangster nation...which is just Kevin and Romer. There was only supposed to be one guest today but Romer brought some cookies. Look...this one came out kind of like a shit-show but we had a fun time. There was beer, laughs, and championship belts. WELCOME TO THE THUNDER-DOME! Oh...and like we talk about 2021's most anticipated T.V. shows...vaguely. Pool Water Blu...

We talk about the hottest movies upcoming in 2021, some of these were supposed to come out in 2020...most of them actually. Joe gets mad at Arek, Arek gets mad at Joe. Its okay we kissed after like usual so the marriage is still safe...FOR NOW. Pool Water Blue

Uhhh...there's supposed to be a main topic, but you'll find out what happened with that whole thing. The duo talk about wrestling, streaming, and entertainment news...basically the same thing we always talk about. Nicolas "Coppola" Cage is in a Five Nights At Freddy's rip off. Do with that what you will. Pool Water Blue

Why is he sad? Lets just say...the dog is in the dog house...again. We review the first few episodes of Wandavision, to avoid spoilers go from 49:30 to 1:01:22 https://steviasphere.bandcamp.com/album/pool-water-blue

No matter who wins...WE lose. The consumer. We talk about cannibalism... "allegedly". Battlestar Galactica... sigh again. Point is we'll get to it. Music: https://steviasphere.bandcamp.com/album/pool-water-blue

We talk about Bean Dad...eventually. We also talk about Queen's Gambit, childhood stories, and our friend Aaron whose in the coast guard tells us embarrassing childhood stories...Look we'll get to it.