We'll Get 'Em Next Time

We're back with a couple of special guests and a fun update from the southern United States. S/o to KD for being our first official guest. S/o to Breydan for barely being one. Love y'all. Keep shining, and happy holidays.

Yo, we did a video recording for this is on Youtube. (It took some learning on how to video edit everything and still make it sound sick as hell. Thx for your patience.) I'll throw the link to the Youtube vid here: https://youtu.be/nhk6pv9PL20 This is only an appetizer to keep our Royal Followers satiated. Lay down ye burden and rest whilst we prepare the main course. PS: IF YOU'RE READING THIS: t...

LIKE, COMMENT, RATE, SUBSCRIBE, TEXT US. Fresh off a slice of pizza, the kingz bring you diet talk, a new way to consume carbs, talk of love and the global pandemic. We discussed the Honey King of Madison County, Carhartt clothes, the classic youtube song, F this S im out, and obviously the KILLDOZER of Granby, CO. But whatever, if you want to know what we talked about, listen to the darn ep!! ema...

Today your two talented hosts discuss sick tats, the thin blue line, our fav snacks and sweet treats, my upcoming journey across America, and what age you have to be accountable for your own actions. (Spoiler alert, I'm not there yet.) Most importantly, we struck gold in these hills with the bonus content. You'll see what i mean. Enjoy responsibly.

I donned my Tiger's Eye and Lapis Lazuli crystals, as well as a mood ring and a "control the vibe" ring, to sit down with Yancey to discuss: building a compound, big dudez on airplanez, medical procedures, and my upcoming adventures of traveling. If that doesn't get you feeling calm, happy, content, confident, deeply relaxed, and grooving (aka deep blue on a mood ring) idk what will. Oh ya and we...

Yancey's mic was super f'd up throughout the whole episode. Thankfully, it is remarkably clear when he describes in extensive detail the chair and office set-up in his office. The kingz are back just doin our thang. Enjoy the ride. Send us a g-dang email homiez: nexttimepod@gmail.com

Unhinged ranting on politics, religion, eye doctors, and dessert for breakfast. We also discuss plans for the future of the podcast. A little "how the sausage is made" for our avid listeners. Email us @nexttimepod@gmail.com for a chance to be talked about on our hit podcast! lol Stay humble kingz. And leave reviews or rate us 5 stars or something.

We are FULLY back. Nothing will be keeping us down moving forward. Is this episode full of lulz and good times? yes. Did I try to talk about Russell Brand allegations for too long and nearly derail the podcast? also yes. But we'll get em next time. Kingz, send this podcast to somebody that will enjoy it and pump our numbers up please. This podcast is the only thing keeping us alive. Don't let us d...

Two royal Kings diggin for the tee are double oh eff. TROOF. Enjoy, my lil chickadees. Email us at: nexttimepod@gmail.com

Your humble Kingz gather to discuss vibes, Oliver Anthony's hit song, RVLife, requirements for getting into heaven, beer being referred to as rations (shoutout Breydan for that lil nugget), & the latest celebrity gossip. We also took this oppurtunity to recap a couple of hit films... We probz talked about other things too, but I'm tired and can't remember. Send us an email! nexttimepod@gmail.c...

Your humble kings retire to the shop for this licentious podcast discussing: mystical revelations, our recent podcast successes, extra-curricular driving activities, "rock chuckin," pointing out qt's in front of your bae, old peoples' politix brainz, and our own vibration raising endeavors. Enjoy p.s. li·cen·tious adjective promiscuous and unprincipled in sexual matters.

A legendary journey from start to finish. We brought the heat. We discussed a variety of topics including but not limited to: fan mail, raising a family under the sea, being in a poised razz position, and subconscious sexual attraction that drives neurosis. Y'know, the usual. Share this podcast with your COOL friends.

A long awaited reunion. More classic banana talk with some detours to hit on the latest celebrity gossip and a light dabble in politics. Shoutout to all our listeners North of the border! Email us: nexttimepod@gmail.com

We're just a dance couple using the universe as our dance floor. And I'm about to start break-dancing. Or I'm at least going to try a ninety degree spin on my noggin. ps Pray to get Colter Wall on JRE.

Campin stories, classic goofs, bluffin for pink slips. Don't sleep on it.

Talk of prison art, lovers quarrels, and a slight pit stop into politics.

Just us kings talking about what it's like to reach celebrity status, parenting tips and tricks, and America's favorite beverage: coffee.

A rising tide lifts all boats. We are that tide. It goes without saying, but: you're welcome.

Our best work yet. Our magnum opus. Our claim to fame. Our beautiful love child reaching ultimate maturity and thriving in the world. Constantly ascending. Stay royal, kingz. Getcha some crystals to hang from your wrist, you won't regret it. PS the day after we recorded this, I accidentally threw my crystals in the river so I have to get new ones.

Standard hilarious goofs and bits. Our podcast is 18 years old so you can legally email us if you want! Drop us a line at NextTimePod@gmail.com. If you're lucky, we might read your email on the air. Stay stellar dudes.

Yancey is thinking about buying a boatorcycle. I'm experiencing the ups and downs of life. I tried my best to bleep some of the foul language but it's darn near impossible to keep up.

Our podcast turns 16 today, and since it can now legally drive, Yancey bought a Toyota Tacoma to celebrate! We talk about the weather, what it would be like if it rained salami and the grass was made out of women's breasts, and politics. Just the usual. Stay spined up and tell your friends about the cast! Much love <3

It's pronounced, "swah-rey." It means, "an evening party or gathering, typically in a private house, for conversation or music." And that's what we did. My trials in love have been dynamic. Yancey has spent some time in the wilderness. Another level ascended.

I pray your ears joyfully marinate in the sonic journey of our creative juices. 2 kings, 1 morning cast. Lezzgo

We mostly talked about how cool we are this episode (aka just spit factz.) OH and Yancey is gonna buy a Nintendo Wii! It's all love to our huge and evergrowing fanbase. Thanks for being a part of this journey with us. We are making history. Good job being in on the ground floor.