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Justin and William witness DailyWire+ securing the film and TV rights to Atlas Shrugged, a Midsider discussing anonymity with Twitter bigshots, and a billionare's daughter denigrating him as a white supremacist at his funeral. Justin also reviews The Menu.

Justin and William witness the New York Times writing about coping with election anxiety, Donald Trump attacking Ron DeSantis, and if heteronormative is just normal. Justin also reviews Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.

Justin and William witness Kyrie Irving being suspended by the Nets for an antisemetic retweet, Dwyane Wade being accused by his exwife of exploiting his transgender child, and a Brown economist asking for pandemic amnesty. Justin also reviews Weird: The Al Yankovic Story.

Justin and William witness Paul Pelosi being attacked at home, Taylor Swift editing a music video due to fan outrage, and Kanye West being cancelled. Justin also reviews Ticket to Paradise.

Justin and William witness Ye buying Parler, Disney World Annual Pass Holders suing over the park's reservation system, and Meghan Markle reflecting on being a Briefcase Girl. Justin also reviews Black Adam.

Justin and William witness Environmentalists' tactics, Video Game Players' character choices, and President Biden's poor relationship advice.

Justin and William witness a new study demonstrating the advantages transgender women retain in sports, a dog's killing leading to a progressive civil war over social justice, and an article claiming medical care alone won't halt the spread of diabetes. Justin also reviews Amesterdam.

Justin and William witness the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, Netflix using the LGBTQ tag for "Dahmer," and Adult Happy Meals. Justin also reviews Don't Worry Darling.

Justin and William witness a Canadian high school teacher wearing a massive prosthetic bust to class, the organizer of the first gay pride parade being assaulted at a Vermont pride parade, and central Florida preparing for Hurricane Ian. Justin also reviews See How They Run.

Justin and William are joined by Andrew Bernstein to witness Chipotle putting an end to a "hack," the Patagonia founder "donating" his entire company, the sugar babies of Stanford, and a Texas teacher telling her students they have to call pedophiles "MAPs." They also discuss Bernstein's new book "Why Johnny Still Can’t Read or Write or Understand Math And What We Can Do About It."

Justin and William witness California's energy issues and fast food industry takeover, AMC producing a sequel to their Nicole Kidman ad, and Perineum Sunning. Justin also reviews Prey.

Justin and William witness Podcast Movement apologizing for Ben Shapiro's existence, a Sydney nightclub banning staring without 'verbal consent', and Federal Student Loan Debt Forgiveness. Justin also reviews Three Thousand Years of Longing.

Justin and William witness a flash mob looting a Los Angeles 7-11, She-Hulk Attorney at Law, and Andrew Tate. Justin also reviews Beast.

Justin and Daniel witness California aiming for Tesla's ability to sell cars in the state, a columnist reacting to WBDiscovery's cancellation of Batgirl, and the FBI searching Trump's home. Justin also reviews Easter Sunday. 

Justin and William witness Demi Lovato changing her pronouns, Beyonce being pressured into changing an "abelist" lyric, and a North Portland homeless encampment leader charging rent. Justin also reviews Bullet Train.

Justin and William witness SoulCycle's insane marketing promotion, the Ukranian first lady's Vogue photo shoot, and Portland's elementary school sexuality curriculum. Justin also reviews Vengeance.

Justin and William witness more of the most magical farce on Earth, another failure during the Uvalde tragedy, and the recent Rolling Stone hit piece on Zack Snyder. Justin also reviews Minions: The Rise of Gru.

Justin and William witness a stolen goods stash being found in a homeless encampment, a gay couple suing over the sex of their baby, and BMW offering a monthly subscription plan for seat warmers. Justin also reviews Where The Crawdads Sing.

Justin and William witness the accusations against Vince McMahon, an article called "To Hell with Pride Month," and Peak Woke. Justin also reviews Thor: Love and Thunder.

Justin and William witness Justin's trip to Chicago, Gavin Newsom targetting Florida, and Orange County Florida public schools enacting "Don't Say Gay." Justin also reviews The Black Phone.

Justin and William witness the Supreme Court overturning Roe v Wade, the Federal Government planning to ban all nicotine, and an article claiming LGBTQ+ people are hurt worse by rising housing costs. Justin also reviews Elvis.

Justin and William witness a man drinking 30 Pepsis a day for 20 years, Bitcoin crashing, and the WHO saying they will rename Monkeypox. Justin also reviews Lightyear.

Justin witnesses wrestling camp, LA's new Chief Heat Officer, and Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. He also reviews Top Gun: Maverick.

Justin, William, and Daniel witness a woman posting a TikTok about being asked to change her shirt in Disney World, Wal-Mart apologizing for selling Juneteenth ice cream, and the cultural responding to the tragedy in Uvalde. Justin also reviews the Bob's Burgers Movie.

Justin and William witness the "Central Park Karen" birdwatcher landing a new TV series, a cancer researcher losing his career over dubious sexual misconduct charges, and a Vox article claiming the public response to the Depp-Heard trial has been hijacked by the far-right. Justin also reviews Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers.