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In this solo episode, William witnesses asking the government what temperature to set your thermostat at, the EU missing out on Apple's new features, Dell failing to get people to show up to the office for work, and a parent trying to raise a boy brainwashed by anti-racism.

In this solo episode, Justin witnesses the Boston Celtics being on the verge of winning the 2024 NBA Championship and riding Tiana's Bayou Adventure for the first time. He also reviews Inside Out 2.

Justin and William witness if it's rude to call without texting first, if a whistleblower doctor is being persecuted, and if Miss Alabama's weight is an actual controversy. Justin also reviews The Watchers.

Justin and William witness Trump's conviction, Joe Biden's equity, and our culture's stigmatized knowledge. Justin also reviews I Saw the TV Glow.

Justin and William witness a Frontier passenger being arrested after refusing to deplane during an argument with the crew, Florida only allowing bridges to display red, wite, and blue lights during June, and a Catholic monk coming out as a trans man. Justin also reviews The Garfield Movie.

Justin and William witness former NIH Head Francis Collins admitting that Covid origins are not settled, a California city using taxpayer money to provide vodka for homeless alcoholics, and Peacock's Queer Planet. Justin also reviews If.

Justin and William witness the Tom Brady Roast, Oprah Winfrey apologizing for dieting culture, and the online Man v Bear debate. Justin also reviews The Fall Guy & The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

Justin and William witness collectors saying a Tom Brady autograph ruined memorabilia, the Biden-Harris Administration announcing final rule requiring automatic refunds of airline tickets and ancillary fees, and the Gaza Solidarity Encampments. Justin also reviews Boy Kills World.

Justin and William witness Google firing 28 workers in aftermath of protests over big tech deal with Israeli government, a Florida bill allowing public school chaplains becoming law, an Ohio high school student missing out on prom after bringing a bag of chips to school. Justin also reviews Abigail.

Justin and William witness a dtuch study that says that most kids grow out of gender confusion, an NPR reporting explaining why they lost America's trust, and a California politician proposing a bill that makes it illegal to contact employees after working hours. William also reviews the Fallout TV series.

Justin and William witness a Planet Fitness bathroom incident, an Illinois parolee committing murder 24 hours after being released from prison, and the San Francisco BART Bystander Intervention Card. Justin also reviews the Road House remake.

Justin and William witnessthe Washington State Supreme Court approving alternative pathways to lawyer licensure, a father being arrested after continuously calling school about child’s homework, and the Missouri teen fight that left one teen hospitalized with a skull fracture. They also review Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and X-Men 97.

Justin and William witness the Feds coming for “extremist” gamers, Massachusetts investigators pursuing six 8th graders who created a mock slave auction on Snapchat, and Colorado students needing to show their IDs to go to the bathroom.  Justin also reviews The American Society of Magical Negroes..

Justin and William witness if we're past peak farce, Helldivers 2 fascist roleplay, and Zack Snyder on the Joe Rogan podcast. William also reviews Dune 2.

In this special, and possibly final, edition of Belichick Your Premises, Justin, William, and Daniel discuss the University of Michigan's National Championship, Super Bowl 58 (53?), and Bill Belichick no longer being the coach of the New England Patriots.

Justin and William name the Peak Farce Award winners for 2023.

Justin and William witness a Hollywood murder, the Newsom vs DeSantis debate, and the Title IX Lawsuit at Hillsdale College.

Justin witnesses pro-Palestine protests at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, students at a Queens high school rioting over a teacher attending a pro-Israel rally, and CM Punk returning to WWE. He also reviews Wish.

Justin and William witness Snoop Dogg giving up smoke, Charissa Thompson admitting to making up NFL sideline reports, and people boycotting corporations over Israel.  Justin also reviews The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes.

Justin and William witness Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh being suspended for 3 games for sign stealing, the Patriot Way really being the Brady Way, and Mr. Beast being criticized for his video about installing wells in Africa. Justin also reviews It's a Wonderful Knife.

Justin and William witness the on ice death of professional hockey player Adam Johnson, The New Yorker asking what happened to San Francisco, really, and Argentinians camping out for five months to see Taylor Swift. Justin also reviews Priscilla and Five Nights at Freddys.

Justin and William witness the Techno-Optimist Manifesto, German university students requesting the installation of glory holes, and an Insomniac writer self-inserting into the Spider-Man 2 game. William also reviews Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1.

Justin and William witness an influencer being sentenced to jail for election interference, Victoria's Secret bringing sexy back, and a study saying helicopter parenting is destroying children. Justin also reviews Soul Mates.

Justin and William witness a Wisconsin representative saying women have to try harder to beat trans women in sports, a Nashville teacher taking a sorority shirt away from a 7 year old, and a doxxing truck at Harvard. Justin also reviews We Have a Ghost & Totally Killer.

Justin and William witness the response to the crisis in the Middle East, using exercise or antidepressants to treat depression, and schools normalizing surveillance. Justin also reviews Saw X.