Christian, Dion and Josh

Welcome To Patchwork

Comedy EN ↓ 186 episodes

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.welcometopatchwork.com.au

Author

Christian, Dion and Josh

Episodes

Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO 19.07.2017 35:26

Christian’s eventful tram ride, Mad Lifts, Dion tries to pick-up a dad, The Rooibos Challenge, A Casual Quest at the Ski-fields, Gandhi and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media....

Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice 04.07.2017 39:33

The Rooibos Challenge, A Casual Quest, Christian in a cafe, Dion takes an Uber, where we keep our dirty clothes, Josh has 12 pairs of jeans and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media. Su...

Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish 21.06.2017 35:48

Dream analysis, Monotoly, overseas call centres, complaining to companies, Mad Lifts, stealing lemons and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media. Support the show: https://www.patreon.co...

Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina 07.06.2017 33:41

Dion finally cleans his car, we visit Gelato Messina, discuss luxury products and premium water, Christian gets star-struck, clothes shopping with Josh’s mum, plus Monotoly and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more...

Patch #6 - The Pinball Wizard 24.05.2017 38:06

Christian’s first experience with online bullying, Mad Lifts, interacting with shop assistants, babies, booster seats and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media. Support the show:...

Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian 10.05.2017 40:23

A strange goodbye, being unemployed, Christian the Extra, social sports, stealing Josh's hat, boyfriend fashion, food labels, fetishes, the Apex Gang and Dion encounters an annoying voice. With very special guests Really Good and Monotoly (Cinema). Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos...

Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries 26.04.2017 36:49

Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealing from supermarkets and dictators. With very special guests Really Good and New School Courtyard. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-s...

Patch #3 - Beautiful Italian Tomatoes 12.04.2017 32:11

Featuring oral hygiene, Christian’s tomatoes, when to eat expired food, buying new clothes and unaccountable professions. With very special guests, Monotoly (Butcher Shop), Really Good and a live Patchwork Travel sketch.  Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visi...

Patch #2 - Tongue Bucket 29.03.2017 41:56

Sneaking things into sports events, global economics, Christian’s unhealthy obsession with candles, buying alcohol as kids, Dion's mannequin hands and Christian's infamous speech impediment. With very special guests Monotoly (Grocery Store), Really Good and a live sketch about adults at children's parties. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-p...

Patch #1 - Long Haired Women 04.03.2017 33:42

Hairdressers and dentists, bullying, camping, the automation of jobs and Dion the doyen. Christian, Dion and Josh kick-off Season 1. With very special guests Monotoly (Bank) and Really Good.  Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for mor...

Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork" 28.02.2017 1:37

Welcome! Don't know what episode to listen to first? Start here! Patches are released every second Wednesday. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.   Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/...