Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks)

Next week's episode is your classic story of girl meets boy. Girl agrees to go on a spring break trip with boy. Boy and girl split up but stay friends. Girl and boy go on spring break trip anyway. Girl’s new boyfriend becomes so convinced he saw her being untoward on an MTV spring break broadcast that he stalks her all the way to Havasu... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

A biker gangs roams the streets picking fights with suburban dads on camping trips.  Credits: Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On our next episode, we’re going way back to the late 1970s, when going outside was a fun novelty, and impolite biker gangs roamed the great American west, picking fights with suburban dads on camping trips.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A fun-filled family vacation turns into a car ride from Hell. Sponsor: BetterHelp: BetterHelp.com/PARADISE for 10% off your first month of therapy Credits: Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Next week's episode is about your average, fun-seeking family looking to make some memories with a family road trip, straight out of the Griswald family playbook. And sure enough, everything that can go wrong does. This episode has everything that defines a bad vacation and a “Welcome to Paradise” episode, from injuries to car accidents to yes, projectile vomiting Learn more about your ad choices....

An elderly ex-ballplayer's son helps him fulfill his dying wish to attend a game at every major league ballpark. Emphasis on dying wish. Sponsors: Zocdoc- Go to Zocdoc.com/PARADISE and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Credits: Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County...

Our next installment comes out on Thursday, and it’s all about baseball, but don’t worry — it’s not as boring as it sounds. We tell the tale of an elderly ex-ballplayer whose son helps him fulfill his dying wish to attend a game at every major league ballpark. Emphasis on “dying wish,” because the poor old guy dies pretty early on in the trip, and that’s only the first terrible thing that happens....

A once in a lifetime trip to Asia turned into a toxic, terrifying and troubling experience for a solo backpacker and student-teacher. Sponsor: BetterHelp.com/PARADISE for 10% off your first month of therapy Credits: Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin Audio...

Our next installment comes out on Thursday, and it’s a harrowing tale that takes place in a hostel. Sure, hostels are by and large unpredictable, but this hostel was set deep in the countryside of Laos and the story involves the world’s creepiest hostel proprietor and a number of shocking attempted crimes. So look out for “The Hostile Hostel” - coming up next week on “Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks...

An unexpected camping trip turned into a different type of trip if you catch our drift that resulted in some childlike behavior to say the least.  Sponsors:  BetterHelp- Visit BetterHelp.com/PARADISE to get 10% off your first month. Zocdoc- Go to Zocdoc.com/PARADISE and download the Zocdoc app for FREE Credits: Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic Cou...

A wild night in Vegas leads to a newly wedded couple getting strung along in what can only be described as a sex-filled robbery and con.  Credits: Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin Audio Engineer: Emily Crain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Almost everybody deserves a vacation, wants a vacation, and saves up their hard-earned money to take that vacation, but sometimes that trip to heaven can take a wrong turn and wind up in hell. On this podcast, we’ll hear from real people about their real, and really awful, vacations that have gone horribly awry. To hear your story on the show, send it to welcometoparadiseitsucks@gmail.com Credits:...