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What’s a Frost Yeti and chaotic neutral? Host Jill and guest Devon, a “certified nerd,” try to decipher a strange voicemail from a listener named Tim.  The conversation gets into the finer points of Dungeons & Dragons and Tolkien lore, while Jill and Devon playfully poke fun at each other.  Tune in to hear the breakdown of all the “geekdom” jargon! If yo...

What if our reality is nothing more than a meticulously crafted illusion? You may have heard this question before, but you haven’t heard anything like this. Join us on a journey into the inexplicable as we explore York’s baffling disappearance into the 10th dimension, an event an astrophysicist attributes to the enigmatic Anakilla. Hear a startling account from a caller who claims a si...

Hold onto your interdimensional hats, earthlings! Josh and I are going headfirst into two voicemails about York’s vanishing act – one from a poutine-obsessed government worker tangled with 10th-dimensional beings, and another from an astrophysicist convinced of York’s vibing in a hyper-dimension! (Seriously, Josh, stop calling him an astrologist!).  We’ll also spin a classic...

Something is reaching out from beyond our reality—and it’s using a language we don’t understand.  When cryptic beeps hijacked our phones, we uncovered a desperate plea hidden in Morse Code:  “Help I’ve been taken by 10th dimensional beings” Is this an alien abduction? A glitch in the fabric of existence?  Or something far stranger?  We’re scrambling for answers, and we need your help. Ca...

York is gone. But where? On this emergency episode Josh and I are cutting through the endless misinformation and puzzling clues surrounding the sudden disappearance and alleged kidnapping of York Campbell.  Was his recent controversial episode, Escape from Wokeville , a step too far, leading to his abduction? Or is something more uncanny at play, something eerily similar to his own fictional tales...

In a city turned upside down by urban warfare, a cry for help to the Wokeville Police is met with unusual questions rather than immediate assistance. Escape is the only option as our main character is pursued by the authorities. Out from nowhere a mysterious voice from an underground rebellion offers unexpected aid.  What is the true nature of Wokeville and its police?  Will the escape succee...

What if your greatest battle was in a land not your own? Journey to 16th-century Japan, where Yasuke , an African warrior enslaved and reborn as a samurai, fights to protect a warlord’s legacy—and his own shattered honor. As flames engulf the Temple of Hanoji and betrayal looms, can Yasuke’s fists forged in distant temples outmatch the steel of a hundred katanas? Or will his adopted homeland bury...

Ever wondered what happens when marriage counseling turns into a podcast fan club? Where relationship drama, alien conspiracies, and contract negotiations collide in the most unexpected group therapy session you’ve ever heard. Will Deshawn survive his wife’s “business contract” approach to marriage? Can anyone mediate between a man’s love for sci-fi podcasts and a woman’s need for a little less&#8...

What happens when a podcaster hits the streets to promote his sci-fi audio drama? Join the host as he navigates hilarious misunderstandings in Ottawa’s Byward Market—from confused fans mistaking his show for a cult favorite to an unsettling invitation to inspect a “UFO” in a stranger’s van. Will he survive the cringe-worthy encounters intact? Discover how these chaotic interactions spark an...

Have you ever looked at someone you love and felt like they were a stranger? Do you feel a growing distance, an inability to connect in ways you once could? What happens when the anchors of your life begin to feel like apparitions?  Share your thoughts or a random word for a future freestyle episode at speakpipe.com/earthstories. You can find more stories and support the show at the main website w...

A silver clock kept ticking for over a century without ever needing to be wound. This episode explores the mysterious tale of such a clock and the extraordinary life of its owner, who lived to the unbelievable age of 145 . Could there be a connection between the perpetually ticking clock and the man’s incredible longevity? Was it a mere coincidence, or did this unusual object hold a deeper s...

What if your creation came to life, and then became jealous of your other art? This week’s episode tells the story of an artist who paints her ideal man, only to have him emerge from the canvas, observe her life, and become consumed by his feelings for her. How far will he go to prove his love for his creator? Listen to find out why the perfect man became so desperate and how his actions cha...

Ever wonder what happens when we lose a beloved furry companion? This episode dives into that very question. It’s a raw, freestyle story that came straight from the top of my head, about an old man I see at my security job. He recently lost his old dog, his faithful partner, and he’s now grappling with some profound questions. Do animals have souls? What does it mean to truly be loyal? This...

Ever wondered what happens when a Jamaican wins a trip to the North Pole? Buckle up for a frosty adventure! In this special Christmas episode, I recount my unexpected journey from a radio contest winner to a survivor of a polar plane crash. You’ll hear about my family’s hilarious reactions, an encounter with jolly old St. Nick himself, and how I narrowly escaped becoming a human popsic...

Is the Truth Out There? Or is it Just Toxic? Have you ever wondered what it’s like to step into the mind of a conspiracy theorist? Well, Jill from The Afterparty can tell you all about it! She recently had a close encounter with Caspian Flint, the host of Red Flags, Bright Lights – and let’s just say he’s not winning any congeniality awards. Flint is what you might call… in...

What happens when your reality is turned upside down? Join Jill and Josh as they try to make sense of a mind-blowing phone call that has left Jill questioning everything she thought she knew. Is it a prank, an elaborate AI hoax, or something far stranger? This episode welcomes Dr. Cuban, a leading expert in human voice analysis, and Professor Hoffman, a controversial astrophysicist and author of t...

Are We Living in a Simulation? Have you ever wondered if your life is just a giant video game? This week, Josh and Jill explore the idea of simulated universes inspired by a recent episode of “Welcome to Earth Stories.” They break down the episode “This Person Does Not Exist,” where a scientist creates an AI companion that turns out to be more real than he is. Is it possibl...

Where reality and artificial intelligence blur, I found myself entangled in a love story that defied the laws of existence. Meet April, a captivating woman who seems to have stepped right out of my imagination, but as our connection deepens, I begin to question the very fabric of her being. Is she a figment of my creation, or does she possess a reality of her own? As I navigate the complexities of...

What if your entire life was just a cosmic experiment? Have you ever felt like you’re stuck in an endless loop, repeating the same mundane routines day after day? In this chilling episode of Welcome to Earth Stories after party, Jill and Josh dive into the unsettling tale of Dion, a late-night radio DJ who receives a call that shatters his perception of reality.  I’ve always been fasci...

A theoretical physicist named Edward inadvertently creates a time machine and uses it to try to find a lost birthday present. However, each attempt to go back in time to find the present creates a new version of himself, leading to a chaotic scenario with multiple Edwards trying to locate the gift while avoiding paradoxes. The story uses humor and absurdity to explore the potential consequences of...

What if everything you know is just a cleverly crafted illusion? In this episode I share a personal revelation that has turned my world upside down. But as I navigate this new reality, Jill and Josh dive into a far more perplexing mystery: Are we all just characters in a grand narrative, controlled by unseen hands? As Jill grapples with the unsettling idea that her existence might be scripted, Jos...

Josh, the co-host of the After Party, stumbles on a clue that reshapes his understanding of existence but is this just another outlandish conspiracy theory? This maybe the most unique show ever concieved, it’s not only funny but intuitive at the same time. I’m thankful to Jill and Josh for creating a podcast all about Welcome To Earth Stories, but at the same time I’m worried abo...

Josh disappears in a cloud of mystery leaving leaving Jill to scramble for a guest co-host. Has Josh’s delusions taken him to a path of no return? Season 7, Special Episode Special thanks to Welcome to earth stories after party. This episode is their best one yet. Please check out J Scott Hardin’s new book, Knockout Reel . J is a good friend of the show and he’s a fabulous earthl...

As the guest on the latest episode of “Welcome to Earth Stories After Party,” I had the pleasure of being interviewed by the hosts, Josh and Jill. The episode began with a warm introduction, highlighting my role as the writer, director, and producer of “Welcome to Earth Stories.” Season 7, Special Episode The hosts expressed their excitement to have me on the show, and I re...

Join hosts Josh and Jill on the season finale of “Welcome to Earth Stories ” as they dissect the latest episode, filled with unexpected twists and high stakes. Season 7, Episode 15 From the thrilling climax involving Tim and Amber’s race against time to the humorous and heartfelt moments that define the series, this episode has it all. The duo also shares two exciting announcemen...