Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Penis foreskin facials? Man hides bag of Cocaine in his member. 29.11.2018 19:17

Penis foreskin facials could mean the end of the World. Kansas recalls license plates for racial slur. Man pulls bag if Cocaine from his penis following arrest. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC...

United States of terrible! Silent disco deemed too loud. 29.11.2018 25:07

Edinburgh council to ban silent disco for being too loud. United States of Shame: most screwed up thing in each of 50 states. Norwegian cruise ships to be powered by dead fish. And calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Rat cooking at a burger joint. Worst year in history to be a human is.... 27.11.2018 22:44

Burger joint closes after video shows rat grilling. The worst year in history to be a human was... ATM machine found in the Maine woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/...

World's most isolated tribe kills US missionary. Town of Wool asked to change to Vegan Wool by PETA. 26.11.2018 21:49

Man crushed to death by forklift driven by pet dog. Town of Wool being asked to change name to Vegan Wool by PETA. US tourist killed by Earth's most isolated tribe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channe...

Sex with miniature horse lands man in jail. Restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer. 23.11.2018 27:42

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer. Man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse. Police called on a family playing Call of Duty as neighbor thought it was real gunfire. Calls and Thanks as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://pat...

Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Dark Matter Hurricane is coming! 21.11.2018 20:47

Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Woman has dead husband skinned so she can display his tattoos on the wall. Dark Matter Hurricane is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIk...

Sex gone wrong as man's head caught in wife's vagina. 4,000 yr Yelp review on clay tablet discovered. 20.11.2018 24:50

couple hospitalized after man's head gets caught in her vagina. 4,000 year old clay tablet is oldest Yelp review. Australians outraged over sausage safety ruling. Also a fan sent me a gift in the mail! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on You...

"Human Uber" will live your life for you! Bride reads cheating fiance's texts at the altar. 19.11.2018 24:12

Bride reads her cheating fiance's texts at the altar. Man almost blows up his balls with e-cig accident. Let a "Human Uber" live your life for you! Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5...

Herpes monkey's are a danger! Naked intruder makes ramen and plays bongos 16.11.2018 20:56

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. Monkey's carrying herpes may double experts say. More girls joining Boy Scouts in Central Florida than anywhere else. New patron and emails and bad reviews! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.c...

LGBTQ ghost hunters. Man builds own exit off highway leading to his business 15.11.2018 33:47

Japan cybersecurity minister admits he's never used a computer. Man builds his own highway exit leading to his business. Group helps LGBTQ ghosts "come out". NEW Patron and tons of calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Naked dabbing peeping Tom terrorizes Jersey. Woman sues ex over his oversized penis. 14.11.2018 24:32

Woman sues ex claiming oversize penis stretched her vagina. Tanzania gov. threatens to deploy army over cashew nut crisis. Naked dabbing peeping Tom in a wig terrorizes Jersey. NEW Patron! Buy my comedy album at http://Jonesy.com w/discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http:/...

Woman blows up wedding dress at divorce party. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high 13.11.2018 23:25

Self driving cars will lead to rise in car sex, study says. Woman's divorce ends in wedding dress explosion felt 15 miles away. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high. Buy my album at http://Jonesy.com discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WAT...

Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Old man tries to change his age to younger for Tinder. 12.11.2018 21:34

Down syndrome community tries to get endangered species status from Canadian government. Man tries to change his age in order to get better Tinder responses. Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

Naked man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit. Dr. removes woman's good kidney, thinks it's a tumor. 10.11.2018 21:48

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man wearing only Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit. Two women slash each other with broken coffee mugs at a bus stop. Doctor removes woman's good kidney thinking it's a tumor. LOL Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

Bigfoot porn scandal and an election. No pants man falls thru Wafflehouse ceiling. 08.11.2018 17:34

Bigfoot porn scandal affects election. Man broke into apartment to take a bath. No pants man falls thru Waffle House ceiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW...

Pornhub offers free leaf removal. Woman shares how nonstop farting ruined her sex life. 07.11.2018 31:30

Pornhub offers free leaf removal service in New York. Under Armour employees no longer allowed to expense strip club visits. Woman shares how nonstop farting ruined her sex life. New Patron too! whoohoo! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Murderer serves his victim's parts at his own vegan restaurant. Drink coffee black? You may be a psychopath. 06.11.2018 23:12

Restaurant owner murders man, feeds him to customers. Study says your a psychopath if you drink your coffee black. Scientists say mysterious object may be an alien probe. New Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

Actor cuts off own arm, poses as a war veteran. Dog bites off owner's testicles. 05.11.2018 20:13

Actor that appeared on Better Call Saul admits to cutting off own arm. Swiss researchers are playing Led Zeppelin to cheese. Bulldog euthanized after biting owner's balls off after he spread peanut butter on his crotch. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH We...

Mayor solicited sex for speedbumps. First snow park coming to Florida? 02.11.2018 23:52

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Mayor solicited sex for speedbumps. Student dressed as Terminator and wore real shotgun shells around his body. First snow park coming to Florida? New Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube....

Children's Fight Club at a daycare. Sorry for "Swastika Saturday" party! 01.11.2018 22:33

Daycare in St. Louis hosts a children's fight club. Hotel workers complain about wild sex parties by rich Saudis that leave poop everywhere. Ohio haunted house apologizes for "Swastika Saturday." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Sex toys will be safer in Sweden. Guy stabs a guy for telling him the ending of his books. 31.10.2018 32:41

Sweden plans to make sex toys safer because too many people get them stuck in their rectum. Instanbul vending machines offer subway credit for recycling. Antarctic scientist stabs colleague who kept telling him the ending of the books he was reading. calls and new comedy album release. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to han...

Nude waterpark in Canada. Bakery criticized for selling Gingerbread "Persons" 30.10.2018 26:39

Nude waterpark to open in Canada. Suspicious package containing a Journey cassette tape causes evacuation. Bakery criticized for selling Gingerbread "Persons". Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/...

Child's Hitler costume causes outrage. "The Purge" party ends in shootings. 29.10.2018 22:39

"The Purge" Halloween party ends with shootings. Jewish man dresses son as Hitler for trick or treat event. Hot air balloons keep landing on church lawn. DMs and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/cha...

Satan worshipping girls plotted to drink classmates blood. Man blames child porn on his cat. 26.10.2018 26:30

Florida Friday! Two Satan worshipping school girls plotted to kill fellow students and drink their blood. Man caught with child porn blames it on his cat. Florida cops use license plate readers to know everyone's daily routine. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Stunt rapper falls off plane while rapping dies. Library sued over Drag Queen Story Hour. 25.10.2018 27:47

Library sued by anti-gay activists over Drag Queen Story Hour. Doctor borrowed $300k from patient then diagnosed her with dementia in order not to pay her back. Stunt rapper dies while rapping on wing of a plane. lots of calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafn...