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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman accused of stealing all the horses to set them free. Drunk man stole a tiki hut bar boat in the Florida Keys. Floridaman carjacked car with baby inside, then dropped the baby off at the nearest gas station. Floridaman who is also a dean of a school got the babysitter drunk and high for years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian bec...

Thumb injury forces top gamer to retire at age 25. First preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect says paleontologist. Couple arrested for having sex on a Ferris wheel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus e...

Phone hotline urges frustrated people to call and scream. Owner treats his dog’s limping only to find out the dog was imitating him out of sympathy. Colombia’s ‘Cocaine Hippos’ must be stopped according to scientists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candle explodes in a woman’s home. It is now legal to compost humans in Washington state. Egyptian woman arrested for making penis decorated cupcakes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where y...

California man lived inside Chicago’s Ohare International airport for 3 months out of Covid-19 fears. Man who stole a car with a child in the backseat later came back and lectured mother. Law firm offering free divorce for Valentines Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show yo...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman sprayed disinfectant into students faces if they wore mask incorrectly. Florida woman with exposed breasts fought Floridaman with exposed breaths inside an elevator. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a woman. Why was a tank driving around in a residential Florida neighborhood? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian...

Magic mushrooms grow in man’s blood after he injected a tea into his veins. Man cannot remember his Bitcoin password stands to lose over $200 million. Rent a person that does in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Your penis is mine! Hacker uses ransom ware to lock people in their BDSM chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan result of home lockdowns. Call to shut down the Real Bodies exhibit in Australia. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the W...

Armed man ties up woman at a dog shelter and demands to know where the cats are kept. Canadian wife caught walking her husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Company in China fines employees who use the toilet more than once per day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show you...

Denmark debuts new children’s tv show about a man with a huge penis. Police officer mistaken for a stripper at a swinger party. No excessive barking signs at a dog park sparks criticism. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wher...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman sent dead rats to his ex wife. Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Dr. Love Floridaman who faked being a teen doc arrested for shipping scam. Floridamen used skulls they stole from a cemetery in their homemade religious shrine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories d...

Strippers arrested at a Texas gentleman’s club for showing their butt cracks. You can now eat your Christmas tree after the holidays! Veterinarians allowed to suggest cannabis for your pet ailments. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Poopsicles! Meteorologist warns that icicles contain bird poop. Russian renegade suicide priest arrested on a mountain. Man legally changed his name to Celine Dion after getting drunk watching her Christmas special. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining t...

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman in jail after using a fire extinguisher to dry himself off. Floridaman wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings from 7-eleven. Chocolate milk seeking Florida couple jailed for sneaker robbery. Florida woman robs a gas station saying she did it out of boredom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose...

Man built secret tunnel between his home and married lover’s house and got busted by her husband. Nurse strips off PPE suit to have sex with Covid patient in the hospital bathroom. King’s Hawaiian sued for not making its sweet rolls in Hawaii. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Sh...

Firefighters fight to save a load of burning sacred toilet paper in Canada. Whites-only church in Minnesota town prompts racist accusations. Japan is developing wooden satellites for space. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon w...

Ceiling fans recalled at Home Depot after the blades detach and injure consumers. The identity of French Dressing is an issue with FDA. Plague of vultures forces North Carolina town to install a cannon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

Police shut Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Sant, Mrs. Claus and an elf had a threesome in public. Gingerbread monolith appears and then collapses on San Francisco hilltop. Man walks circumference of Earth without leaving his home town. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Sh...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman assaults her sister with a Christmas decoration. Florida couple opens the door to moving plane and exits down the slide with a dog. Floridaman lights his own truck on fire to give the police “something to do”. Florida teacher threatened to call immigration on the students. BONUS - Floridaman Christmas Song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted...

Bootleg blueberry wine triggers Alabama sewage plant raid. Police hunt for well dressed man in Perth Australia who drew penis pics on the pavement with electric bike spinning tires. Seals are making Star Wars sounds and scientists don’t know why. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

12 year old DJ threw a rave in the school bathroom during Covid. Has China mastered weather modification? Woman who beheaded an owl on video has recently been assassinated. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get b...

Thousands stuck overnight in a snowy Japan traffic jam stretching over 9 miles. McDonald’s releases Spam Burger topped with Oreo cookie crumbs but only in China. Dodge Ram 2500 truck owners have the most DUIs in America study shows. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUP...

Parents in Michigan must pay after destroying son’s $25k porn stash. Cyberpunk 2077 video game has too many dildos. Canada health regulator says citizens are growing too much pot at home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon whe...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World digitally adds masks to guests not wearing them in photos. Drunk college student in handcuffs asks Florida police to pinch his nipples. Snake and eggs? Floridians will soon be eating invasive pythons. Florida custodian brought a rifle to an elementary school. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose o...