Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Florida woman exposes herself to all the children. Florida woman told she can't dress as a building. 05.11.2021 17:32

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman told by police not to dress up as a building for Halloween. Florida school board member gets death threats for taking kids to a bar. Florida woman crashes party then exposes herself to all the kids. Florida teacher charged with child abuse after winning teacher of the year award. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I bel...

Woman's dead husband dissected at the Autopsy Show without permission. Man eaten by piranhas by why? 04.11.2021 17:15

Widow upset that they dissected her husband's body at the autopsy show. Man flees bees then gets eaten by piranhas. California high school apologizes for its 106-0 victory. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get b...

Would you eat space tacos? Jellyfish are attacking nuclear power plants. The return of JFK Jr? 03.11.2021 17:57

Astronauts grow chili peppers on the space station and eat space tacos. QAnon believers gather in Dallas awaiting the return of JFK Jr. Jellyfish are attacking the world's nuclear power plants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre...

Football coach's pet monkey bites a trick or treater. Doctors say it's safe to shut off your period. 02.11.2021 13:30

Doctors say it's safe to stop your period completely. Texas football coaches pet monkey bites a trick or treater. Satanists convince a school to change their dress code. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonu...

Small Dong March brings support for small penises. China wants all the babies to have round heads. 02.11.2021 18:37

Round heads are the rage in China and babies are wearing helmets now. Small Dong March in LA beings awareness to small penis shaming. Texas city tries to cut man's lawn and he decides to shoot everyone. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

Floridaman's unsafe unapproved homemade haunted house. Violent brawl breaks out at Florida dog show. 29.10.2021 20:33

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tried to bribe fire chief to keep his homemade unsafe haunted house operating. Drunk Floridaman tried to use a taco as his ID. Violent brawl breaks out at the Miami dog show. Floridaman stole his ex girlfriend's car then told police he died and came back to life in the forest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe y...

Students strip and give lap dances to teachers. New Garlic Snot TikTok challenge might not be safe. 28.10.2021 15:20

High School under investigation after students give faculty lap dances. People claim the Garlic Snot TikTok challenge might not be safe. Cash reward offered for missing recycling plant. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Man ate all his meals at Six Flags for years. Buzzards are puking up toxic fluids on the town. 27.10.2021 15:24

Man are all his meals at Six Flags so he could afford a house. Puking buzzards have taken over this small town. Hiker ignores rescue team phone calls because number unrecognizable. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'...

More Americans have seen a ghost than skydived. New tour bus purposely puts passengers to sleep. 26.10.2021 17:17

One in five Americans claim to have seen a ghost? Space tourism company cancels launch because it couldn't find passengers. New Hong Kong tour bus is meant to put you to sleep. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll g...

Female hormones injected into King of Spain because of dangerous sex drive. Pop Tart lawsuit pops up 25.10.2021 14:23

King of Spain was injected with female hormones because his sex drive was too dangerous. Austin Texas police tells citizens to collect their own evidence at crime scenes. Pop Tart lawsuit just popped up. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF...

Floridaman ambulance masturbation. Floridaman smoked all the weed to get ready for Jesus' return. 22.10.2021 22:31

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after throwing a "G" at a woman. Floridaman claims he smoked weed to get himself ready for Jesus. Floridaman robbed a Waffle House using finger guns. Floridaman arrested after masturbating in back of an ambulance. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic s...

City offers free grandparents and cash if you move there. Annoying influencer travel baby makes $. 21.10.2021 17:24

Indiana town offers cash and free grandparents to move there. Idaho baby has been on 45 flights and makes $1k month off tiktok. Man died after friend pumped air inside his rectum as a prank. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Man's homemade airport behind his house leads to fine. Unblurring Japanese porn leads to arrest. 20.10.2021 14:41

Minnesota man fined for operating an airport in a field behind his house. Chinese influencer drinks poison on livestream video. Man arrested for unblurring Japanese porn videos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...

Erection tracking penis ring for your health. Lack of bouncers is now a public safety concern. 19.10.2021 16:29

Penis ring is first ever erection tracker device. Bouncer shortage in UK is a public safety concern. Why is a museum preserving a 95 year old sandwich? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and oth...

How about a camel-ccino? The word "spooky" will be banned this Halloween. 18.10.2021 16:47

Theater in Scotland bans the word spooky this Halloween. Officials in Maryland hoping to capture loose zebras by using more zebras. Get yourself a camel-ccino in Kenya! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Floridaman sexually assaults a miniature horse. Floridaman locks entire family inside tennis court. 15.10.2021 17:45

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman busted for death threats in sign language. Floridaman locks family inside tennis court over scooter dispute. Floridaman caught on camera having sex with miniature horse. Florida residents fear roosters being stolen for cockfights. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a c...

Nurse claims paranormal forces make her fart. Restaurant in Thailand serves food during the flood. 14.10.2021 19:06

James Bond actor Daniel Craig goes to gay bars in order to avoid fighting. Nurse claims the paranormal makes her fart at work. Restaurant in Thailand serves diners during floods. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...

Tiger used for a gender reveal party. Teachers are banned from using words "good" and "bad". 13.10.2021 17:20

Couple used a tiger in their gender reveal party in Dubai. Teenager in China pretended to be a boy to join boyband. Teachers in UK are banned from using words "good" or "bad". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll ge...

Parents try to fire principal for listening to Iron Maiden. Meteor lands near lady's face. 12.10.2021 14:15

Parents in Canada want a principal fired for listening to Iron Maiden. Woman wakes up to a hole in her roof and meteor on her pillow. Couple tried to sell military secrets in a peanut butter sandwich. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF New...

Rent a fat person in Japan. Sweden offers a hotel for your sourdough starter. 11.10.2021 21:12

You can rent fat people in Japan. Sweden offers sourdough starter hotels. Queens man stayed in a tree for days avoiding police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff h...

Floridaman offers police $1.5 million to let him go. Lady attacked her man with a pan full of grits. 08.10.2021 17:07

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gummy thief offers police $1.5 million to let him go. Florida eliminates a giant snail that can eat your house. Florida woman arrested for attacking boyfriend with a pan full of grits. Police chase elderly Florida woman who stole the truck outside her living facility. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily...

Life threatening wedgie nearly kills TikToker. China has an ongoing battle with "Dancing Grannies". 07.10.2021 18:41

Citizens use technology to crack down on the Dancing Grannies in China. Canadian woman fed the bears hundreds of eggs and is now in trouble. Life threatening wedgie nearly kills young TikTok-er. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Man sues psychic for not removing a curse by his ex. Old man diagnosed with Restless Anal Syndrome. 06.10.2021 19:34

Old Covid patient diagnosed with case of Restless Anal Syndrome in Japan. Virginia lady claims neighbor harasses using loud speaker that blasts monkey sounds and racial hate. California man sues a psychic who promised to remove his ex-girlfriend's curse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comed...

Man divorced his rice cooker. Drunk grandma broke into a water park after hours, also broke legs. 05.10.2021 21:56

Drunk grandma breaks into a water park in middle of the night and then breaks her legs. Study shows men fart more on a pant based diet. Indonesian man divorced his rice cooker. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll g...

Spank your teacher is new TikTok challenge. Ninja attacks a US army unit in the desert. 04.10.2021 16:52

US army soldiers attacked by a ninja in California desert. Police searching for hatchet wielding gold course thief in West Virginia. Spank your teacher is the new Tiktok challenge police warn. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreo...