Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Semen terrorism should be criminalized. Bouncy Houses are leading cause of windy fun death. 18.08.2022 18:06

Bouncy House deaths are sort of common. South Korea has a semen terrorist issue. Do spiders sleep like humans? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

Cum problem in Hong Kong. Japan tells its youth: get drunk so we can get out of this tax deficit! 17.08.2022 14:04

Romanian National Bank hires a fortune teller to help them. Hong Kong has a major cum problem. Japanese government is encouraging young people to drink more. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weird...

Ketchup is in on the endangered list! Scotland hires a man to be its official "Period Officer". 16.08.2022 14:52

Spaghetti sauce is endangered due to water crisis in California. Scotland hired a man as Official Period Officer. Anal sex is popular and it causes health issues for women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

He drinks his urine and wonders why roommate's upset. Ladies love well-groomed romantic Korean men. 15.08.2022 18:54

No child support? No hunting! In Utah anyway. Why western women are traveling to South Korea looking for a lover. Man drinks his own urine clashes with roommate. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/w...

Florida perverts stay away from mating manatees! Lady called the police 11,000 times to berate them. 12.08.2022 23:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman told police that meth is actually legal. Authorities think Florida perverts should keep away from mating manatees. Florida woman called police 11,000 times to harass and berate them. Why are The Villages rumored to be the STD capital of the US? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joini...

Cat food restaurant for humans opens in NYC. Ferrari recalls nearly every car sold since 2005. 11.08.2022 15:49

Ferrari is recalling almost all cars sold since 2005. Man buys giant billboard in order to trade a piece of cheese. Fancy Feast cat food company opens a cat inspired restaurant in NYC. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stu...

Hyena testicles and marijuana promises from presidential candidate. Man ran across Ireland in 1 day. 10.08.2022 16:07

Man ran the width of Ireland in under 24 hours. Presidential candidate running on a campaign of marijuana and hyena testicles. Airlines as executives to volunteer as baggage handlers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

Man gave himself DIY nose job until hospitalized. Domino's pizza didn't make it in Italy turns out. 09.08.2022 16:37

Man hospitalized after performing DIY nose job on himself. Domino's stay in Italy is finally ending. Frank Ocean is selling diamond encrusted penis rings. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Social media star arrested for bad singing. Athlete lost the race because his penis fell out. 08.08.2022 17:23

Police arrest social media star for singing poorly. Athlete loses race after his penis falls out. Casper is hiring professional mappers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird...

Floridaman arrested for eating pasta "belligerently". Man threw urn full of ashes during argument. 05.08.2022 21:19

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for eating pasta belligerently. Vanilla Ice is building a museum/brewery in Florida . Floridaman named Redbeard stole roommates pet parrot. Naked Floridaman threw an urn full of ashes during an argument. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon whe...

Bubble gum bubble blowing fetish is a real thing. Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name. 04.08.2022 21:42

Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name. Woman makes lots of cash chewing gum and blowing bubbles on social media. Hershey won't be able to meet the Halloween candy demand this year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Stabbing at a watermelon festival. War museum asks visitors to not have sex in their museum if war. 03.08.2022 19:37

Polish museum asks visitors to not have sex inside museum. Airbnb apologizes for listing an 1830s slave quarters cabin. Man stabbed at the watermelon festival. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/wei...

No eating at the food festival! Last remaining witch has been exonerated by the state. 02.08.2022 14:50

Hong Kong food expo won't allow eating. Massachusetts exonerates the last remaining witch. Red Bull bandits on the run in La Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF N...

Short skirts aren't allowed at executions. Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn. 01.08.2022 18:09

Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn. Reporter's skirt was too short to witness an execution. Why are they locking up the SPAM in New York City? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Floridaman broke into Space Force to warn of alien-dragon space war. Lady punched cop cuz she bored. 29.07.2022 18:01

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into stranger's home to kiss her on the cheek. Florida rapper Rollie Bands killed after challenging his enemies to meet him. Florida woman punched deputy out of boredom. Floridaman attempted to break into Space Force complex to warn the government about an alien dragon space battle. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and rec...

Grandma's dying wish was a giant penis gravestone. Old man driving without a license for 50 years. 28.07.2022 19:24

Old man arrested in Tokyo found to be driving 50 years without license. Old man charged for arson at dealership that sold him a bad Jeep in 1986. Dying grandma's wish to have 600 lb penis as her gravestone. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and o...

Preacher robbed at gunpoint during livestream sermon. Mayor in VA has never heard of a dance party. 27.07.2022 16:35

Mayor offers a cash reward for mysterious techno bear source in Saturday night. Fast food restaurant founder bought Mega Millions jackpot tickets for all 50,000 of their employees. Flashy jewelry wearing preacher is robbed at gunpoint on livestream sermon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF...

Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. There's a good reason to put sugar on your butthole. 26.07.2022 13:55

The medical reason why you put sugar on your butthole is legit. Pat Benatar refuses to sing her hit, Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

Astronauts can't masturbate in space. Chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent. 25.07.2022 16:32

2022 Tree Hugging Championship in Scotland. Russian chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent. Astronauts are not allowed to masturbate in space? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Floridaman steals apple juice while showing genitals. Lady stabs a mini van with a pitchfork. 22.07.2022 19:59

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposed himself to the elderly as he sipped apple juice. Florida woman wields a pitchfork and whip outside a Publix. Floridaman wakes up with headache realizes he was shot. Frozen Stiffs ice cream in a hearse. Florida man called 911 reported himself kidnapped. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your...

Lady sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters. 21.07.2022 17:37

Woman sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters in Germany. A global lost luggage crisis mounts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Doctors warn don't take the "Hitler Shot". Social Justice Summer Camp for your anarchist children. 20.07.2022 15:32

Authorities in Egypt warn sick citizens not to take the "Hitler Shot". Man filed a lawsuit against Bass Pro Shops and their wool sock warranty. Social justice summer camp offered by anarchists in Oregon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and othe...

Tired at work? Take a nap in the "Nap Coffin". Short ladies can now be police officers. 19.07.2022 19:14

Short women can now be police officers in Spain. An upright sleeping box is available for tired employees in Japan. Arizona police want residents to stop yelling at the tourists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff htt...

Red Heads get free admission to theaters to stay cool. Docs say don't put popsicles inside you. 18.07.2022 16:45

Movie theater in UK offers free admission to Red Heads during heatwave. Lawsuit against Skittles claims candy is not healthy. Doctors in the UK warn women not to put ice lollies inside their private parts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and ot...

Floridaman stole Walmart shopping scooter to go on date. Inmate caught eating meth infused drawings. 15.07.2022 15:56

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stole a Walmart shopping scooter to take his lady on a date. Floridaman prisoner caught eating meth infused drawings of the sun. Floridaman writes scathing obituary for his questionable father. Floridaman activist asks to lead a Satanic prayer before high school football game. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a c...