Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Passengers must weigh themselves before boarding flights. Taylor Swift fans wear diapers to shows. 01.06.2023 13:41

Air New Zealand now weighs passengers before boarding. Taylor Swift fans wear adult diapers to her long concerts. Pizza company is letting customers buy now and pay when they're dead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

Family adopts 6 yo, turns out to be angry adult. Student lists his high school for sale on Zillow. 31.05.2023 14:56

Family adopts 6 year old only to find out she's an adult with dwarfism. Canada issues grim warning of US tourism travel. High School listed for sale on Zillow as part of senior prank. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

Fart Spray prank leads to criminal charges. Toddler imprisoned for parents' Bible possession. 30.05.2023 17:48

Fart Spray prank leads to high school student criminal charges. North Korea i prisons a child over Bible. US is giving away free lighthouses. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Floridaman "Time Traveler" throws brick at a baby. Man loses arm to a gator after peeing behind bar. 26.05.2023 20:47

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida goes out to pee and loses arm to gator. Floridaman poses as wrestling coach to infiltrate high school gym. Shark flies out of water and bites Floridaman. Floridaman throws brick at a baby and claims he a time traveler. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Public sex? Not if we cut down all the trees! Drivers carry guns on new rideshare app. 25.05.2023 15:38

Landlord burns down apartment to We Didn't Start the Fire. City cuts down all trees to stop public sex. New rideshare app where drivers carry guns. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space. 24.05.2023 17:54

Doctor fired for allowing janitor to assist on amputation procedure. NASA will soon send robot snakes to Jupiter. High School yearbook documents sex and drugs and booze escapades. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff ht...

Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected. 23.05.2023 19:56

Man shoots roommate for eating his Hot Pocket. City of Kyle's falls short of the name world record. Over 200 arrested at Texas Topless Jeep Beach Week. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is.... 22.05.2023 14:22

Transplant patient view her own heart inside a museum. Seattle is the dog poop capital of the US. Dodgers remove the gay nuns for Pride Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH W...

Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character. 19.05.2023 16:30

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacks a cop with meat. Floridaman shoots another over game of Checkers. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character. Floridaman sets a record for consecutive days living underwater. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...

Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public. 18.05.2023 20:00

London man banned from standing near women in public. FBI charges man in theft of famous ruby slippers man accused of DUI swapped places with his dog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews ...

Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias. 17.05.2023 17:25

China fines comedian $2m for insulting government. Chocolate milk soon to be banned in US schools. French Catholic priests to wear QR code so public can see which are sex offenders. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff h...

Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar! 16.05.2023 24:00

Young Americans using British accent to lower anxiety. Man bungles Subway robbery by asking for all the bread. Smiling practice seminars are popular in Japan following mask mandates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis. 15.05.2023 16:00

Montreal bans barking at the dog park. Cannabis pizzeria shit down for lacing food with cannabis. Buy contact lenses that "saw" a Taylor Swift concert for $10k. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/we...

Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong. 12.05.2023 20:27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman White Boy Rick punches woman during sex. Alligator mating season is here! Florida teacher let her student hit the vape. Florida will pave their roads with radioactive waste. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town. 11.05.2023 12:40

Man arrested for opening drug store selling heroin cocaine meth and crack. Gang arrested for selling fake glasses that showed naked people. Dangerous rabbit attacking residents in Iowa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news st...

Knee bolognese! Influencer eats pieces of her own body. Girl fakes a kidnapping cuz college is hard. 10.05.2023 14:50

Influencer ate piece of her own knee in a homemade bolognese. Woman faked her own abduction as a way to cover up her dropping out of college. Japanese city removes street piano after disrupting performances. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and...

Lady murders husband then writes a grief book for children. Lady survives days in outback on wine. 09.05.2023 14:45

Woman murders husband then writes grief book for her children. Starbucks new olive oil coffee makes everyone poop a lot. Missing Australian woman survives 5 days in the Bush on wine and lollipops. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...

Free toe sucking included in your hotel stay. Man goes on a date, gets tied up in the woods. 08.05.2023 16:55

Hotel guest wakes up to the manager sucking his toes. Ice cream stand opens outside the gates of Auschwitz. Man rescued from forest after sex game gone wrong. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weir...

Floridaman defecates on romantic rival's car. Trans lifeguard bares breasts during audition. 05.05.2023 22:00

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman defecates on rivals car. Florida woman sues gay men's nudist resort. Floridaman wins an all female poker tournament. Trans Florida lady shows her breasts at lifeguard training. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and othe...

Man shoots his friend after thinking he's a turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in a forest. 04.05.2023 23:44

Man shot after being mistaken for Turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in the woods of New Jersey. Forest fungi speak to each other after it rains. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Lady has an orgasm at a classical music concert. Man drills holes in his own skull to get high. 03.05.2023 19:19

Zoo hires people to dress up like birds to scare seagulls. Man drills holes in his skull to stay high always. Woman has orgasm at the LA philharmonic live performance. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon...

Landlords can be naked on the property court rules. Cockfighting is big business in Hawaii. 02.05.2023 27:09

Naked landlord wins the right to be naked on the property. Another American Airlines passengers urinates on people. Hawaii's cockfight industry is big business. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/we...

Man performs sex act with a seagull in an alley. Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain. 01.05.2023 23:23

Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain. Man returns to his date after leaving to shoot the parking lot attendant. Man caught performing a sex act with a seagull in a alley. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreo...

Floridaman says it's not heroin it's Guatemalan chili powder. Florida teacher loves slavery. 29.04.2023 19:09

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman strangles woman over religious video. Floridaman says not heroin it's chili powder. Floridaman dies on cruise and then melts. Florida teacher likes slavery and shows the children. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and...

Sperm injecting robots are fathering children. Town forces argumentative parents to umpire games. 27.04.2023 21:32

First babies conceived by a spermbot. Town makes parents umpire little league games. Red Cross asked gamers not to commit war crimes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF...