Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Sex in space is possible but should you? Train company uses aromatherapy to soothe angry passengers. 15.08.2023 22:13

German railway is using aromatherapy on trains to soothe the angry passengers. Sex in space will be featured as space tourism increases. Argentina cracks down on cash destruction by visiting soccer fans. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and othe...

Store evacuated by painful erection causing spider. Russia considering chemical castrations. 14.08.2023 17:20

Swimmers get diarrhea at triathlon event. Russia may use chemical castration for paedophiles. Store evacuated by a spider whose bite causes long painful elections. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com...

Florida - where you go fishing and catch cocaine! Schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content. 11.08.2023 15:14

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman selling F-16 fighter jet online. Florida mayor finds cocaine while fishing. Florida schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content. Florida divers find 32 sunken cars in a lake. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and oth...

Order the Hitler Fries and Anne Frank Burger. Save some money and share a bed with a stranger. 10.08.2023 19:23

Fast food restaurant sells Anne Frank Burger and Hitler fries. Bedmates are very common among broke Chinese jobless youth. Mattel offers good pay to play UNO. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weir...

Lady attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time. Man broke into homes to rub lady feets. 09.08.2023 24:20

California man broke into homes to rub women's feet. Texas woman attacked by a snake and a hawk at same time. Loch Ness center wants to recruit a generation of monster hunters.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:/...

Trans woman wants her testicles back from ex. Nut allergy passenger bought all the nuts on flight. 08.08.2023 23:34

Italian man crushed to death by thousands of wheels of cheese. Trans woman says her ex boyfriend keeps her testicles in his refrigerator. Airline passenger with nut allergy purchased all the nuts on her flight to protect herself. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll g...

Pet all the dogs! Doctors say so! Man stabs another through the head with an American flag. 07.08.2023 16:30

Petting other people's dogs boosts your health. Half of US beaches have toxic fecal contamination. Man stabs another in the head with America flag. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Florida is Leprosy capital of US. Manager of Florida Chipotle is sleeping with all the husbands. 04.08.2023 29:17

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida chipotle manager sleeps with everybody's husband? Florida is the Leprosy capital of the US. Candyman busted for selling drugs from a food truck in Florida. Floridaman threatens to blow up an airport after misses flight. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

It's National Grab Your Nuts Day! Bury yourself in a hot pink Barbie themed coffin. 03.08.2023 17:49

Woman in blackface terrorizes Target and Starbucks. Pink Barbie themed coffins are very popular lately. National Grab Some Nuts Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF...

Science discovered the perfect swear word. Hire a celebrity to quit your job for you. 02.08.2023 23:15

Tiktok trend of eating Borax in your smoothies. People hiring celebrities to quit their jobs for them. The perfect swear word has been discovered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - W...

Zoo denies their bears are not humans wearing costumes. FatCon is coming to Philadelphia. 01.08.2023 15:34

Real estate agent fined $20k for drinking milk out of home owners fridge. FatCon is coming to Philly for and by fat people. Chinese zoo denies the bears are humans wearing costumes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Man spent $14k to become a dog. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years. 31.07.2023 21:36

French woman hit by a meteorite while chilling on her terrace. Man spent $14k to become a dog but he's okay. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patr...

Cocaine Sharks in Florida! Woman shot her husband's genitals over air conditioning. 28.07.2023 19:21

Florida Friday - Manatee dies after intense brotherly lovemaking. Florida woman charged after biting girls ear off. Florida woman shot ex in genitals over air conditioning. Cocaine Sharks off the coast of Florida? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episode...

Americans are not having sex and here's why. Airline served passengers Kentucky Fried Chicken. 27.07.2023 17:10

Number of Americans not having sex is at an all time high. British Airways served passengers KFC on a flight. Woman claimed she won billion dollar Powerball jackpot but was lying to get on television. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other w...

Largest breast donation in world history. Lady divorced her Victorian soldier ghost over his obsession with Marilyn Monroe. 26.07.2023 21:31

Oregon woman broke the world record for largest breast milk donation. Woman in France arrested to tearing off her partner's genitals during an argument. British singer divorced her handome Victorian soldier ghost after he became obsessed with Marylin Monroe. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the We...

Adults work as "full time children" in China. Couple threatens to stage a hunger strike over pickleball noises. 25.07.2023 17:37

Facing job scarcity in China, some adults are working for their parents as "full time children". Texas woman arrested in Dubai for screaming. B.C. couple threatens a hunger strike over pickleball court noises near their home. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Hosted by a comedian inside a closet. Follow Jonesy - http://instgram.com/funnyjones - support the...

Florida schools will teach slavery was awesome for slaves. Floridaman hides ammo behind his balls. 21.07.2023 27:37

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman hides his ammo behind his balls. Floridaman jailed after having drugs in a place. Floridaman gives vasectomies to peacocks. Floridaman stole a horse while riding a bike. Florida schools will soon teach that slavery was awesome for the slaves. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining...

You can't get your Butt Drugs any more. Man decorated home with human body parts. 20.07.2023 15:16

Sailor and dog survive months in pacific. Butt Drugs will close up shop after 71 years. Man decorated his apartment with body parts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF...

Police will not longer drink on their lunch break. French government wants to see your junk pics. 19.07.2023 16:52

France passes law allows police to turn on any phone cameras. Lack of economically attractive men to blame for decline in marriage rate. Toronto police closing their headquarters bar. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

Tourists are rushing to Death Valley to fry like bacon. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated head. 18.07.2023 19:07

Tourists rush to Death Valley to fry themselves in record heat. Hong Kong citizens urged to give smokers the death stare. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated skull. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.c...

Free whale slaughter viewing with every cruise. Man loves running while on fire, breaks records. 17.07.2023 17:58

Man set world record for running while on fire. Japanese woman makes over 2,700 false emergency calls. Cruise line apologized after whales are slaughtered in front of passengers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff htt...

Meth found in soy sauce at Florida steak house. Free pizza? Not if I shoot you! Says Floridaman. 14.07.2023 20:21

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman road rages and throws things. Largest python ever caught. Florida steak house shuts after meth found in soy sauce. Floridaman threatened to shoot over free pizza. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af ne...

Mayor married an alligator to keep the peace. In Italy you can grope a woman for under 10 seconds. 13.07.2023 17:19

Judge in Italy rules that groping is a crime if it's longer than ten seconds. Mexican mayor married an alligator named Alicia. Third of Americans are getting "sleep divorced". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. LISTEN on Podurama! - HTTPS://podurama.com Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus ep...

Burger King offers cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese. Dumpling eating contests are illegal here. 12.07.2023 18:03

Chinese restaurant in trouble after offering dumpling eating contest. Boston library received overdue book 119 years later. Burger King Thailand introduces cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese and no meat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and o...

New term for "vagina" could be "bonus hole"? Tiktok boat jump challenge leads to death. 11.07.2023 18:03

Tiktok boat jumping challenge is taking lives. Scientists discover heat blob on the moon. Health professionals urged to call the vagina a "bonus hole". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...