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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots himself in the groin while shopping in Walmart. Floridaman filed a lawsuit after an alligator bites his face off. Rap lyrics in a yearbook leads to suspension of a Florida school principal. Florida woman arrested after stealing $15 vibrator from Walmart. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's...

Scientists found yeast in a 5,000 year old frozen mummy's guts and used it to make sourdough bread, aka "Evil Dead". Denver airport is opening up Lizard people conspiracy tunnels for the public to enjoy. Catholic church removed a prominent exorcist for UFO, Aliens and Demons comments. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Frida...

Masturbation among birds is natural and should not be punished say experts. Volunteer fire fighter arrested for setting fires and then responding to them with his own department. Baker in Minnesota announces Nuclear Family promotion during Pride month (June). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by j...

Three horses were stabbed by a crazy teen competitor prior to a racing event in Vegas. Man demolished his own family home with an excavator after wife threatens divorce. Benadryl challenge viral trend sends 5 children to the hospital over the weekend in San Diego. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT...

Man banned from 6 Flags amusement parks after he's caught eating a 10 piece Chicken McNugget on a rollercoaster. World record fastest pizza maker has been crowned in Las Vegas. Investigation underway after many mysterious men emerge from manholes in Brooklyn, NY. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPP...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Elderly Floridaman in a g-string tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Florida judge caught having intercourse with a police officer in the chambers. Florida woman arrested, police find some party favors hidden in one of her body cavities. Floridaman goes viral after finding millions of dollars on the beach and turning it in to police. Weird AF News is the...

Drunk driver claimed he had the "blood of Christ" in him. Hooters restaurants are rebranding as a neighborhood place for families. Man intentionally drove a Cybertruck into a Texas lake to test "Wade Mode". Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

AI company is paying people $2k month to pleasure themselves for research. Truck carrying over 10,000 lbs of Kit Kat bars overturns on the freeway in Mississippi. Over 600 cryopreserved humans are awaiting thawing and revival but scientists don't know how to do that yet. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridam...

Flying umbrella fatally struck a woman in the neck during a storm at a lake restaurant. Hell is for sale in Michigan (the town that is) and it's surprisingly affordable. West Hollywood barber shop offers men haircuts and therapy. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...

Dog shot a woman with a shotgun outside of a gas station in Nebraska. Athletes had beef at the Enhanced Games in Las Vegas when a non steroid user won a sprinting event. Lady prisoner busted smuggling a bottle of wine insider of her. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk Florida woman arrested with 21 open Fireball Whiskey bottles after crashing her car on a gold course. Floridaman arrested for public intoxication prior to him attempting to call his family using his own shoe. Florida woman detained after attempting to baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Florida teacher fired after hanging a black doll with a noose in front...

Two Americans arrested after jumping into the zoo enclosure of Punch the baby monkey in Japan. Vancouver teacher suspended after taking vodka shots with her students on her own doorstep. The world's largest bowl of guacamole has been whipped up at the Avocado Festival in Mexico. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only...

Woman in Arizona busted for selling drugs and landmines. Neighbors sue a local gym over the loud sounds of moaning and grunting. Students at a Maine high school were accidentally served dirt at a dinner event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.co...

Police in France warn citizens to beware of the drunk deer. New York high school has record 21 valedictorians at graduation. Southwest Airlines bans robots and humanoids from future flights. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR...

14 year old boy steals a city bus for the third time in six months. Alabama woman shot her husband because he was annoying. Suckerfish hitchhike inside Manta Ray's buttholes according to new researcher. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Major weiner heist! Two Floridamen break into a school and steal over 100 hot dogs. Floridaman teacher taped a child's mouth shout during an argument at a Christian school. A Floridaman woke in his bed to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman arrested for secretly recording men in a restroom at a Pride event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news...

New York town reminds citizens to please don't fire your canons. New billboard in Mississippi warns criminals that firing squads are legal in their state. US Post Office will allow mailing of handguns for first time in 100 years. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...

Robot gets ordained as Buddhist monk in South Korea. Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over recent wave of sightings in Ohio. All you can eat restaurant introduces a vomit fee to keep customers in check. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w...

Ballmaxxing: increasing the size of your testicles and it's addicting and fun. Strongman pulled a car with his penis while his body was on fire to raise money for cancer. Philadelphia art museum brings the Rocky statue inside their doors after decades of tension, which wasn't so much tension. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Fri...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - US Secret Service officer arrested for touching himself in front of Miami hotel guests. Florida woman bashed a man on the head with a picture frame at Kiki. Florida woman ran over a family of ducklings for pooping in her yard. Florida woman found in a a tree dressed as a squirrel throwing acorns at the police. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird...

Former Chick-Fil-A employee arrested for $80 mac n cheesy scheme. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from outer space. 80,000 people disappear annually in Japan to start a new life. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - O...

Study shows birds are frightened by women over men but why? The police have dead body pics on their personal smartphones more than you know. 2026 Sperm Racing World Cup is coming - 128 men's samples from different countries around the world. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Wei...

Report shows children are drawing moustaches on their faces to bypass age verification websites. Creepy Scottsman caught with his pants down making love to a trash bin. Ramen loving grandma was buried with her favorite cup of noodles. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

New US cell phone network for Christians will block porn and gender related content. Cult of Scientology frustrated that teenagers are doing "speed runs" through their buildings in Hollywood for TikTok. Indian man brings his dead sisters skeleton to the bank to withdraw money. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's o...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Customer in a hockey mask attacks a Florida stripper and gives her a haircut at the Gentleman's club. Floridaman drove a lawnmower through a Target store as a TikTok prank. Florida officials investigate a planned Sloth World after 31 sloths found dead in a warehouse. Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots at customers that put soda in a water cup. Weird AF News is the only daily...