Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Crucifixion reenactment gone wrong as 84 year old man falls from cross. Ant smuggling is the new wildlife trafficking trend. 23.04.2025 19:43

Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of new trafficking trends. Trading card series celebrating the humble lives of middle-aged men is popular in Japan. Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy M...

First Chipotle in Mexico will soon open. Texas school bans state flag because of breast drawing. 22.04.2025 16:33

Chipotle heads south of the border with opening of 1st location in Mexico. TikTok trend for ‘Dubai chocolate’ causes international shortage of pistachios. Texas school district bans Virginia state flag and seal over naked breast. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafne...

Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm fire damaging homes. Man sinks in quicksand and emerges with a girlfriend. 21.04.2025 17:44

Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm Staten Island fire damaging homes. Man sinks in quicksand and emerges with a girlfriend. NYC woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tried to remove her butt implants. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the o...

Florida women arrested for selling human bones on Facebook. Floridaman named "Cocaine" attacked Subway workers with a knife. 18.04.2025 23:50

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man shoots himself in scheme to get a date with coworker. Florida women arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace. Florida lawmakers warn anyone trying to manipulate weather faces a felony. Floridaman named "Cocaine" attacked Subway employees with a knife. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jo...

Crosswalks hacked to play funny Elon Musk and Jeff Bozo messages. Police invite the public to get high at the station, they'll provide snacks. 17.04.2025 22:32

918 people play Monopoly in Australia to break the group gaming world record. Unusual request from Seattle local police: Get high with us at the station. Hacked pedestrian crossings play funny audio messages from Musk and Bezos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnew...

Boyfriend sent bomb threat to his own girlfriend's cruise. Man made love to a corpse on NYC subway. 16.04.2025 15:24

Man who didn’t want to look after girlfriend’s pet sent bomb threat to cruise she was on. Man sought by NYPD for having sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train. Eggs are so expensive that some Americans will be decorating potatoes this Easter. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: h...

Sperm Racing is coming to Los Angeles. Teacher gave students cannabis gummies. 15.04.2025 20:17

Sperm racing - a new sport is coming to Los Angeles. Buffalo Public School teacher accidentally gave students THC edibles. Residents furious that man continues to take nude walks through small Kansas neighborhood. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...

Cowboys ride "emotional support" horses through Walmart. China warns lightweight people stay indoors or be blown away by winds. 14.04.2025 20:08

China warns lightweight folks should stay indoors during the upcoming widstorm so they dont get blown away. Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa. ‘Cutthroat cowboys’ busted after wild viral video captures them riding ‘emotional support’ horses through Walmart. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buym...

Florida principal called student "Sexy Chocolate" as he rubbed her feet. Floridaman denied job interview, throws his urine. 11.04.2025 19:39

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man threw bottles of pee on employees of business that denied him job interview. assistant principal made student rub her feet, called him ‘Sexy Chocolate’. Florida teacher loses job for calling student by ‘preferred’ name. Southwest flight tried to take off from Florida taxiway after crew mistook it for runway. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreo...

Murder prediction technology will identify future killers. Bio company brings back the extinct Dire Wolf. 10.04.2025 19:13

UK is creating murder prediction technology to identify people most likely to kill. Bio company uses new tech to bring back the extinct Dire Wolf. Uber rideshare company releases their list of strange items left behind by passengers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weird...

Foster mom traded a human child for a monkey. NASA asks for help recycling bags of moon poop. 09.04.2025 20:19

NASA Offers $3 Million to Anyone Who Can Recycle 96 Bags of Astronaut Feces on the Moon. Teens are delaying getting their driver’s licenses, but why? Cops investigating if Missouri foster mom traded a kid for a monkey to boost her exotic animal collection. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones B...

Man's 7 "emotional support" tigers were seized from his home. Ninja sword ban begins in the UK. 08.04.2025 21:54

Nevada man arrested after 7 'emotional support' tigers seized from his home. Ninja sword ban begins in the UK this summer. Laughing gas appears to reduce depression, but researchers don't totally understand why. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merc...

Swastika-tattooed penis pic shared by a doctor leads to a fine. Church hosts pro wrestling matches to attract members. 07.04.2025 20:48

A church in England hosts pro wrestling matches in a bid to attract converts. Queensland surgeon fined for sharing photo of patient’s swastika-tattooed penis. American influencer arrested for contacting indigenous tribe that's off limits. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: http...

Florida enjoys vandalizing Tesla's. Floridaman gets violent after children refuse refills at a lemonaide stand. 04.04.2025 24:00

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Tesla thief returns to dealer to get his belongings after stealing Cybertruck during test drive. Florida ranks among best states for ‘Alien Survival. Florida woman faces felony for Tesla bubble gum vandalism. Florida Man Arrested After Violent Outburst Over Lemonade Stand Refill. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jon...

Monster that lives under a child's bed turns out to be real. Small town attempts to break the world kazoo record. 03.04.2025 16:51

‘Monster’ under a child's bed in Kansas town leads to arrest. Macon's kazoo ensemble ends on low note, fails to break Guinness World Record. US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: htt...

OnlyFans sued when guys realize they're talking to Indian men instead of models. Poor sleep leads to conspiracy theory thinking. 02.04.2025 20:14

Poor sleep can make you more susceptible to conspiracy theories. Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin. OnlyFans Sued After Two Guys Realize They Might Not Actually Be Talking to Actual Models. // / SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews....

Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a crime in Idaho. Amish buggies are being robbed at gunpoint. 01.04.2025 18:21

Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a criminal offense in Idaho. Couple caught having sex on grave in historic local cemetery. Amish buggies targeted in armed robberies. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://We...

White lady who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. Top sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak. 31.03.2025 18:49

A science nerd may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect periodic table elements. California sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak. White woman who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Chec...

Floridaman wanks in front of banks. Florida flight attendant attacks with a beer bottle. 28.03.2025 14:39

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Charged with Exposure After Allegedly Wanking in Front of Bank. Florida bill to allow teens to work overnight hours on school days. ‘There’s nothing wrong with drugs’: Florida man accused of drug trafficking with kids in car. Florida flight attendant arrested after beer bottle attack at Funky Buddha. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/wei...

Man operates on himself using Youtube surgery tutorial. $6 million solid gold toilet thieves found. 27.03.2025 15:09

Woman arrested after being found in bed with dead man lying on top of her. Indian Man Performs Surgery On Himself After Watching YouTube Tutorial. UK court finds men who stole $6 million gold toilet guilty. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Che...

Teen sisters tried to stab their mother for turning off WiFi. Fake Enrique Iglesias scammer gets woman to almost divorce her husband. 26.03.2025 18:14

United Airlines flight to China diverted to San Francisco after pilot forgets passport. 3 teen sisters arrested for trying to kill their mom after she turned off the Wi-Fi.63-Year-Old Woman Planned to Divorce Husband for Fake Enrique Iglesias. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: htt...

Show your ID to buy a sex toy online in Texas. Alien Abduction Day is your opportunity to get abducted. 25.03.2025 19:19

Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Sex Toy Online. Man abandons 232nd suicide attempt for shawarma. Albertans second most likely in Canada to be abducted by aliens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website...

Race horses on cocaine in Tasmania. Church groups no longer allowed to bribe children with candy. 24.03.2025 19:47

Tasmanian harness racing industry inquiry hears allegations of race fixing and horses on cocaine. Ohio school district bans candy bribes used to lure kids to Bible classes. Cadabomb Okami, the world’s most expensive dog, sells for $5.3 million to a smug annoying rich guy. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee....

Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier. 21.03.2025 19:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls out his gun at a bar because the karaoke machine didn't work. Florida bill proposes removal of Algebra and English exam requirements for H.S. graduation. Floridaman exposed his genitals to a mail carrier in Miami Gardens. Scalpers Caught Selling Free DMV Appointments For $250 In Miami. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Down syndrome nudes are being sold online using AI. Church daycare shut down after toddlers given Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time. 20.03.2025 15:32

Church daycare shut down after worker gave toddlers Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time. Antarctic scientist accused of threatening to kill colleagues trapped in research station. People are using AI to create influencers with Down Syndrome who sell nudes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyj...